Here's some pics of my GT5- spec Civic race car. It took me about an afternoon to build it. The hard part was eating two large pizzas to get enough cardboard for the air dam. For the wing, I can't go into the secret lamination process, but it involves my friend, who's a big fat ****, and two cinder blocks. Please note the genuine SW388s... not knockoffs like all the suckaz thinkin' they're ballahz. That seat is a special seat with duct tape that was left in the sun for too long and has the goey sticky **** oozing out so's you stay in the seat during hella high G- force turns that the Hoosier (daddy) cantiliever slix enable me to perform. The exhaust is a one off Folgers titanium exhaust specially fabricated for my car. And what supah "mo' powah!" race car isn't complete without Naaawwwwssss? *throws up gang signs*








[Modified by F=WT, 5:27 AM 9/7/2002]

 

flaskback from 2 years ago on CSI aaaaah

 

What? They were posting my car on CSI? Those bastards! heh... I can't remember where I got the pics, or how long I've had 'em. I just figured I'd post 'em again for some humor.

In before the lock!

 

that was on here a few months ago... still is funny

 

Yea those basterds were makin fun of it like it wasnt fast or something!! Sick car man

 

jB


[Modified by PeloTudo, 12:36 AM 9/7/2002]

 

Chumps! All of 'em! My **** ran 4.733 @ 659.34 MPH with the AC on, ho'z in the back, and 6 Vega Strokers pumpin' knutz, y0! It's all in da lean and how far back you lean the seat. Most don't know this, but it takes an expert racer like me to know these Speed Secrets! Maybe I'll tell more Speed Secrets like my special Malt 45 race gas that I brew in my 'shine still or how I gap my plugz with the Thor Hammer...

 

Here ya go, you stump **** *** muppet.

 

I see you chose Pheonix Yellow too ..Nice choice! Looks good

 

What, and your post doesn't suck?

 

ROFL. I don't know whether to laugh, or just stare at the comments stupidity...

I do like ESKRAM'S PICS though.

jB

 

Damnit man i got 98% now ..

 

LOL, who did you **** off this time?

I still have the 99% from the gdamn pics post thread.

jB

 

It's all in good fun. I needed a laugh tonight... hell, this whole thread is in good fun and those pud whackers who get their pants in a bunch about it can go take a short walk off a long pier!

 

WTF is going on in here ?

 

WOOHOO, Krow is here.

Come, whack the pud w/ us old man. It's a partyyyyy

 

woooohooo.....Party .....I dont know who i pissed off this time though ..eh basterds! Its a conspiricy !!!

 

I Would do them at the same damn time!!! Then go to jail ..but atleast i banged the olson twins!

 

Yeah, I'll take two to go please, and add an extra side of *** to that.

Thank you, drive through.

jB