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Old Sep 6, 2002 | 02:36 PM
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Default best question to ask a ricer...

Do you have a crush-bent exhaust?

Sit back and watch the saw blade saw.....


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Old Sep 6, 2002 | 02:38 PM
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is that jdm?
if it is then yes thats what i have j/k
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Old Sep 6, 2002 | 02:49 PM
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no they may understand crush bent

you need to use bigger words

"is that mandrel bent"
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Old Sep 6, 2002 | 02:53 PM
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oh...oh ok....

Is it TIG welded?
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Old Sep 6, 2002 | 03:03 PM
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Thar offfends me!!! (lol) Best is like this.....Nice APc lights man.....how much?
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Old Sep 6, 2002 | 03:19 PM
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no they may understand crush bent

you need to use bigger words

"is that mandrel bent"
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Old Sep 6, 2002 | 05:35 PM
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no no no wait.... you ask is that your exhaust tip or is your civic a female?
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Old Sep 6, 2002 | 05:52 PM
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Default Re: best question to ask a ricer... (YodaIsGod)

I got an S2000 motor in my 92 hatch foo...
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Old Sep 6, 2002 | 06:08 PM
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Buuhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
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Old Sep 6, 2002 | 07:00 PM
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I got an S2000 motor in my 92 hatch foo...
and i thought i was the only one with that swap
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Old Sep 6, 2002 | 07:22 PM
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is it true that JDM went out of buisness?
(i have actually heard this question before from a local ricer)
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Old Sep 7, 2002 | 06:22 AM
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is it true that JDM went out of buisness?
(i have actually heard this question before from a local ricer)
bwhahahahahahaha
Hell ya!

S2000 swap?!?!?!?

Since not a lot of ricers know about what in the IS300, I'll tell them the truth, and tell them i have a 2JZ-GE motor from a Supra.
"No ****, dude!? That's HELLA tiiiiight!"
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Old Sep 7, 2002 | 06:23 AM
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Default Re: best question to ask a ricer... (YodaIsGod)

Are you making frozen drinks in there cause i heard a blender, oh wait that was your exhaust.
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Old Sep 7, 2002 | 07:02 AM
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That's HELLA tiiiiight!"
Ha Seriously, that's the most annoying saying ever right next to "Whatever" when a girl says it....
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Old Sep 7, 2002 | 07:13 AM
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Default Re: best question to ask a ricer... (YodaIsGod)

"what gains will i get with turbo, intake, header, exhaust?"

i have heard this multiple times
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Old Sep 7, 2002 | 08:46 AM
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I heard this once when I was interested in possibly buying his girlfriend's altima....

"Yeah its got intake turbo nos supercharger everything it's fast."

Needless to say, I bought a Honda.

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Old Sep 7, 2002 | 08:57 AM
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I always ask them how much horsepower and torque those altezza's or "euro" taillights add

And when having a conversation, just throw in stuff like "So, you gunna swap that D16 with a B18 or B16?" and then watch them become very puzzled, then look at you and say "yee dog, im funnin' to do that in a lil' " hahaha
O yea, and try asking them what Vtec means...although some of them tend to think its spelled VTECH, LOL
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Old Sep 7, 2002 | 09:05 AM
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Default Re: best question to ask a ricer... (Prok0)

One of my friends friends has a sticker that says "Buckle up I just installed my altezzas" or something like that, its funny.
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Old Sep 7, 2002 | 10:40 AM
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I always ask them how much horsepower and torque those altezza's or "euro" taillights add
Or how about:

How much did my repainting my car add in terms of horsepower?

How much do real-deal JDM wheels add in terms of horsepower?

How much horsepower did swapping GS-R seats into my car add?

How much horsepower does adding ITR 5-lugs to your car add?

How much horsepower did that C/F hood add?

See my point? The "cool" mods that aren't "ricey" aren't always functional either. It's not a good argument to try and snap on a "ricer" for Altezza lights by asking him how much horsepower it added, because if he was smart he'd ask you how much horsepower your JDM lights added.

Do I like Altezza lights?

Hell no, but it's becoming more useless to try and rip on those who own them because it's wasted energy. How about focusing that energy towards heliping someone else, or your own car or yourself?

Sorry, but the whole "ricer" thing is annoying. The term itself is lame. It's what the rednecks used to call anyone who drove a Honda back in the day, so now we're using it aginst each other?

Can we not just move on and get over the fact that people are buying crappy parts?

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Old Sep 7, 2002 | 11:24 AM
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I always ask them how much horsepower and torque those altezza's or "euro" taillights add

Or how about:

How much did my repainting my car add in terms of horsepower?

How much do real-deal JDM wheels add in terms of horsepower?

How much horsepower did swapping GS-R seats into my car add?

How much horsepower does adding ITR 5-lugs to your car add?

How much horsepower did that C/F hood add?

See my point? The "cool" mods that aren't "ricey" aren't always functional either. It's not a good argument to try and snap on a "ricer" for Altezza lights by asking him how much horsepower it added, because if he was smart he'd ask you how much horsepower your JDM lights added.

Do I like Altezza lights?

Hell no, but it's becoming more useless to try and rip on those who own them because it's wasted energy. How about focusing that energy towards heliping someone else, or your own car or yourself?

Sorry, but the whole "ricer" thing is annoying. The term itself is lame. It's what the rednecks used to call anyone who drove a Honda back in the day, so now we're using it aginst each other?

Can we not just move on and get over the fact that people are buying crappy parts?

well said
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Old Sep 7, 2002 | 11:27 AM
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Default Re: best question to ask a ricer... (YodaIsGod)

you ask a ricer this:

is that VTECH in your toyota?

do you have a V4 in the car?

i love that mugen sticker on your celica where'd you get it?!

how much more power did you gain from those blue lights?



dumbass ricers.


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Old Sep 7, 2002 | 11:35 AM
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Default Re: best question to ask a ricer... (Chois i-VTEC)

No no ... you ask How many can of Nitrous you running? Then the response is Nitrous sucks man; I run Zex!!
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Old Sep 7, 2002 | 11:37 AM
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i eat rice for dinner...
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Old Sep 7, 2002 | 12:04 PM
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LOL...
someone told me to drop a Type "E" in my civic...i was like WTF?
and then he said it has something called VORTECH!!! and he raced a guy that had this TYPE E, with VORTECH, and when the VORTECH kicked in, it flew by him...
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Old Sep 7, 2002 | 01:59 PM
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Can we not just move on and get over the fact that people are buying crappy parts?
of course we can't how can we let go all those peopel driving around with a chevy corsica with type r stickers on them, and tri-paint schemes?
yes its their car, but my god, illegal tacky brutality on my eyes!!!
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