me n the homeboys were drivin around dfw tonight and saw this sweet teg on rotas drivin around at 11. he mustv not seen us cuz we followed through his hood to his house and kept drivin, lol.
neway cj and i go back there around 2 and all the lites r out, ****in perfect timing. i go up to the driver glass n look in, see a deck without faceplate but no flashing lites n **** for alarm, so cj and beanie get the **** like screwdrivers and **** to pry **** open.

beanie pried the top of the glass ****in up the weather stripping but got through the glass and managed to reach his girly-*** hand to the latch
we opened the **** up and i started taking **** off like ripping off the dash cover and unscrewing the damn column shroud bullshit to get at the switch, 5 screws later and im ready lol, but beanie was still tryin to break the steering lock with some ****in pipe or something, wtf? it finally made this loud metal noise so i'm like **** lets go

i turned the car on and nothin crazy happened yet, so i flipped it to start but nothin at all happened, ****. cj told me to pop the hood and took a screwdriver somewhere, i dunno i just saw a spark and the car started with loud as **** exhaust. i cant ****in drive manual yet so beanie takes the wheel and cj goes back to the hatch where eric was ready to drive the **** outta there

this teg was only 5 miles from my place and i have a garage so we just put the hatch outside, took the plates off the teg and cut em into like 20 pieces, tossed in different trash cans just in case. its like 2:45 when we get this **** in so we're tired as **** ready to just light up the ganja if you know what i mean. anyway eric looked at the motor and said its just an ls but **** it my hatch has a y7 piece of **** about to ****ing break on me, gotta have somethin to haul my *** job huntin (****ing burger king fired me just for smoking weed ****ing jackasses ) around mesquite, may be find some place that doesnt suck *** lol

anyway il post pics later of the swap once its in the hatch, and if anyone in dallas can help with a swap hit me up ill give you a cut of this ****

 

Gtfo

 

banned

 

Hahahaha getting fired from Burger King that's really really sad.






































Really. Sad.

 

GDD owns this. You know we have this guy who finds out people's information.






*Drops muffin bomb*

 

This can't be real, the amount of stupidity contained within that post is easily the dumbest thing I've ever read.

 

there is going to be internet pwnage

 

quoted, for stupidity.........


*Places call to MuffinMan......the chuck norris of teh internet........

 

You are pathetic...........

You aren't cool, You aren't funny. No one thinks your clever, or hip. You are just abundantly proving that you are a child that needs is a$$ smacked for being a drain on society.

I highly doubt this is real. However, regardless if it is or isn't, you should seriously check your values. You will one day have to answer for all that you do.

Mods, please remove this garbage from our Tech forum..

 

well **** i mean if u guys really dont want to help me swap a motor isnt this a damn tech forum i need to pull an ls and put it in my hatch and convert it to manual
also how do i drive stick

chill out a bit guys i cant get a ****ing job anywhere dallas is a ****ing piece of **** place to live im just trying to get by how i can damnit

 

I can help bro, PM me the details on where you live! I'll even bring a 24 and an OZ to blaze while we do the swap!

 

****in badass man i knew someone on here had to know their **** but your in canada
i can try parting out this **** and get a plane ticket if you can pay half pick you up at dfw international in the teg lol **** toll charges

 

Hey moron, its douchebags like you that our society could do without. Pothead, get a ****ing life and stop stealing others people ****. You're not cool, and if I saw your *** on the street you would get an asswhoping

 

yea like he was really protecting his ****

 

you are a ***got. the end...

 

Hey man, I'm actually IN Dallas right now visiting family. I'll give you a hand for a 6 pack. PM me your # and info so we can get together.

 

And what of the person you stole from? How is he to get by?

Parasite.......

Mods please delete this garbage and ban this low life....

 

haha this is rather humorous.

i must give you props for wasting your time writing such a story.

 

I'll be looking at this later. OP banned.