My Honda poem for L.A class. Picture included.
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My Honda poem for L.A class. Picture included.
A few lines were used from other things such as the I love my honda video on YouTube.
The rest is all me, guess its more of a rap but teacher liked it and got 100%.
Didn't know the proper place to post so decided why not the cosmetics?
I love my Honda like I love my ganja,
I smoke a V8 like I smoke marijuana,
If I catch you at the light,
You know your candy paint isn’t looking right.
My car is lightweight,
You car is deadweight,
When the light turns green my engine runs clean,
You’re not so keen; all your motor does is sound mean.
My home is the quarter mile,
Racing me isn’t worthwhile,
My 1.8 litre is no cheater,
I make your 5.0 litre look like a beater.
My engine runs on VTEC,
Your engine wants a retirement cheque,
My car is a front wheel drive,
Your rear wheel drive can barely survive.
If your car isn’t a Type-R,
It isn’t a tight car,
When I race a Mustang,
They’re motor goes bang.
My Honda is designed by the Japanese,
Your car’s got the American disease,
You will never beat my Civic,
Your car already has a manifold tick!
The rest is all me, guess its more of a rap but teacher liked it and got 100%.
Didn't know the proper place to post so decided why not the cosmetics?
I love my Honda like I love my ganja,
I smoke a V8 like I smoke marijuana,
If I catch you at the light,
You know your candy paint isn’t looking right.
My car is lightweight,
You car is deadweight,
When the light turns green my engine runs clean,
You’re not so keen; all your motor does is sound mean.
My home is the quarter mile,
Racing me isn’t worthwhile,
My 1.8 litre is no cheater,
I make your 5.0 litre look like a beater.
My engine runs on VTEC,
Your engine wants a retirement cheque,
My car is a front wheel drive,
Your rear wheel drive can barely survive.
If your car isn’t a Type-R,
It isn’t a tight car,
When I race a Mustang,
They’re motor goes bang.
My Honda is designed by the Japanese,
Your car’s got the American disease,
You will never beat my Civic,
Your car already has a manifold tick!
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Re: My Honda poem for L.A class. Picture included.
i like it, pretty funny, that marijuana **** is wack but other then that i was entertained and believe me i absolutely HAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE poetry probably more than anything in my life.
nice job, i'd turn that **** in asap at my school lol (whenever i was actually in school)
nice job, i'd turn that **** in asap at my school lol (whenever i was actually in school)
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Re: My Honda poem for L.A class. Picture included.
I was thinking the exact same thing. A 26-year old, proud of street racing, and unable to notice the reason why mentioning "marijuana" in a school-related assignment is uncouth... maybe if he was addicted to thinners.
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*singing* Lada dadadida dadadida you wrote a jacked up poem and I know why Oh oooohhh!
because you got high because you got high because you got hiiiiiigh!
because you got high because you got high because you got hiiiiiigh!
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Are you serious? that is already a song unless you wrote it like 2 yars ago and I heard it then. I have heard this before being sung and I doubt it was you.
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Re: My Honda poem for L.A class. Picture included.
A few lines were used from other things such as the I love my honda video on YouTube.
The rest is all me, guess its more of a rap but teacher liked it and got 100%.
Didn't know the proper place to post so decided why not the cosmetics?
I love my Honda like I love my ganja,
I smoke a V8 like I smoke marijuana,
If I catch you at the light,
You know your candy paint isn’t looking right.
My car is lightweight,
You car is deadweight,
When the light turns green my engine runs clean,
You’re not so keen; all your motor does is sound mean.
My home is the quarter mile,
Racing me isn’t worthwhile,
My 1.8 litre is no cheater,
I make your 5.0 litre look like a beater.
My engine runs on VTEC,
Your engine wants a retirement cheque,
My car is a front wheel drive,
Your rear wheel drive can barely survive.
If your car isn’t a Type-R,
It isn’t a tight car,
When I race a Mustang,
They’re motor goes bang.
My Honda is designed by the Japanese,
Your car’s got the American disease,
You will never beat my Civic,
Your car already has a manifold tick!
The rest is all me, guess its more of a rap but teacher liked it and got 100%.
Didn't know the proper place to post so decided why not the cosmetics?
I love my Honda like I love my ganja,
I smoke a V8 like I smoke marijuana,
If I catch you at the light,
You know your candy paint isn’t looking right.
My car is lightweight,
You car is deadweight,
When the light turns green my engine runs clean,
You’re not so keen; all your motor does is sound mean.
My home is the quarter mile,
Racing me isn’t worthwhile,
My 1.8 litre is no cheater,
I make your 5.0 litre look like a beater.
My engine runs on VTEC,
Your engine wants a retirement cheque,
My car is a front wheel drive,
Your rear wheel drive can barely survive.
If your car isn’t a Type-R,
It isn’t a tight car,
When I race a Mustang,
They’re motor goes bang.
My Honda is designed by the Japanese,
Your car’s got the American disease,
You will never beat my Civic,
Your car already has a manifold tick!
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Re: My Honda poem for L.A class. Picture included.
Sucks everybody's hatin on ya... BUT at the same time thats not really some **** u bring into a college class...
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Re: My Honda poem for L.A class. Picture included.
Originally Posted by White Fox
that marijuana **** is wack
Originally Posted by DxHatchback
Soon as a I saw marijuana I stopped reading.
