I just bought a new 2008 LX sedan at the end of November
with a manual trans, neutron blue.

I have some first impressions I'd like to describe,
but first I want to see if I can actually post.

Anways, hello, I'm new to the forum.
Feel free to ask me questions.

 

Why do you like peanuts from your hair so much?

Why did Captain Barbosa steal your ship after you two defeated Lord Beckett and his armada??

Where is the Fountain of Youth??

Can I borrow your magic compass??

 

Is Keira Knightley as sexy in real life?

 

why a LX?

 

Because he's f**king JackSparrow..........that's why!

 

Wouldn't he be rocking a car or a carboat then? I think he's a fraud!

 

welcome.

 

this too haunts my thoughts.

 

Why is the Rum gone?

 

Because some of the "rum that is always gone" gets splashed into my hair sometimes, and after the peanuts sit and soak for a while the rum adds a marvelous tang to the peanuts...

While I was taking care of my affairs, my first mate and crew were too distacted on the Isle of Tortuga.

Not too far from Tortuga.

What say you sailor, do you have anything to trade?

 

Indeed she is...

 

Why are you eating chips?

 

It was the best priced Civic with a port to let me go above the deck.
Heated looking-glasses on the port and starboard sides were a nice touch too, mate.

 

Good on you, mate.

Plus the LX has everything I require;
the navigation system of the EX can't compare to my magic compass
and the leather seats would get too hot in the Caribbean sun.

 

My magic compass is going to help me locate an establishment
that can modify it to sail amphibiously.

 

Welcome Sparrow. Your sense of humor is quite interesting. Be careful though, the mob will eat your alive. No joke.

 

Welcome, and congratulations on your purchase. Thanks for being a good sport, and not a lil hoe-bag

 

<--- Mob boss!

JackSparrow's new official song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JImcvtJzIK8

Anyway.....welcome and congratulations on your purchase. It'll do you well whenever OPEC and the government decide to stick the pipe up our asses and hike up gas prices again.

What were the "first impressions" you wanted to discuss??

 

Yes my good man, how do you say your scurby Civic is treating you?
What say you? Arrrrr

 

Wow, you guys are killing me. Seriously