'Twas the night before the street race and all through the streets No car exhaust was made not even a peep The honda was parked in the garage for the night I was in bed, snuggled up with some hotties for the night The cleaners put away in the cabinets and drawers, The only sound from the house were a few loud snores In hopes that St. Honda soon would be there When out in the street i heard a great roar, it sounded like tornadoes coming to my door I sprang from my bed, threw on my pants, ran to the window and took a quick glance, and there in the street sat a honda or three, one civic hatch, one crx, and one coupe to be seen. Their motors all reved, surged and blew off, i could tell right away they were hardcore not soft
Out stepped the drivers, two guys and a girl, Stephen, Lisa, Ed : three fastest hondas in the world. They all carried gifts for under my tree, intake, header, exhaust one fo each from three cam gears, pulleys, strut bars and springs, i wondered what i would do with all of these things.... Put them on your honda, make it go fast, tear up the streets and kick the domestics *** Next is the turbo, nitrous, and supercharger.....and then came the motor to swap out for something larger All it takes is a little work we know it can be done, make your honda fast 9 sec's is fun

With those words of wisdom they climbed into thier rides, lined up in the street, sides by side Then all of a sudden christmas trees appeared, but not the kind thought of this time of year Three yellows and a green the lights quickly dropped, the three squealed at the line ......OH crap its the cops!!!! They all got away leaving the 5 0 in the dust, no tickets, no impounds, not even a bust Last thing i heard as they speed out of sight.....GET YOU CAR RUNNING THERES A STREET RACE TONIGHT

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Chris Daniel

"If it ain't blown,
it sucks."

-The Horsepower Gods

 

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wow.

 

go away!

 

 

typical n00b...get rid of them! well not all..just the trolls.

 

haha! classic

 

i kinda like it

 

Yeah, it's kinda cute in that cheesy "I just got my Accord and put an AEM CAI in it and now it's hella fast!" way.

 

You sound like Teken.

 

 

haha what can i say? i can kick some *** also.

 

Too bad you can't can his ***.