So after four years of having my R some dumbass attempted to steal my car. Also to make more of an idiot move he attempted in broad day light, at around 2:30 pm at AZ mills. So JDMSLUT1 and my other friend and I were walking out of the mall and i heard my alarm go off for about 3 secs and then it stopped. I couldn't see my car yet because of the cars that were in front of it. So I pulled out my alarm and tried to disarm the alarm and it wasn't working and then I saw someones head near my car. I started to walk faster to see someone popping my hood. I yelled at the person opening the hood and he took off running. My drivers side door was still open so I ran over and to my amazement guess what I saw, A person sitting in my car trying to "jiggle" the ignition.

I said these exact words to the person sitting in my car "MUTHAFU*kER I CAUGHT YOU!!!", he then finally looked up at me and shitted on himself. With no other waste of time I started swinging . Then I pulled him out of my car and continued hitting him, threw him on the ground, and said to my friends " BEAT THIS ***** FU*kERS ***!!!!" . So we all started pounding on his face for a good couple of minutes. Then his friend came around with a WHITE GS'R WITH RED RIMS and attempted to ram us so we backed off and the dumbass was able to get up and run off , but not before recieving one more blow to the face by me . Connecting ever so perfect I might add.


So if the dumbass that tried to steal my car is reading this you left your dirty *** hat and my car so come back if you want them you not gonna be able to stand up this time!!!!

Oh and tell ur friend hes a pu*&y for leaving you there and he still has to get his!!!!

Now the aftermath and pics of the RRRRR

Your hat come and get it!!!







My friend and I messed our shoes up stopping on his face


JDMSLUT1 Creased the 8's kicking the **** outta him


My finger got a lil swollen


My friend knees from the asphalt


I woulda been more pissed if they took my car I just put these in.


And finally the dent i put in the quarter panel pulling him out of my car.




Modified by 1sikitr at 6:12 PM 5/31/2008


Modified by 1sikitr at 6:14 PM 5/31/2008


Modified by 1sikitr at 6:16 PM 5/31/2008

 

haha, nice. sounds like he got part of what he deserved, too bad you couldnt have tied him up and thrown him in the trunk for later punishment. glad to hear you get to keep your car, sucks about the quarter panel. now imagine if you were 1 more person back in line in the store, might not have your car anymore.

 

hah! Beautiful car

 

damn man thats some crazy **** man im glad u got him, aslo do u roll with a guy who has a eg on 5 lug ? if so i think i have seen u go by my buddys house a few times

 

Crazyness. Hopefully after you explain the story to the Insurance that won't mind repairing the danger.

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Parada &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">haha, nice. sounds like he got part of what he deserved, too bad you couldnt have tied him up and thrown him in the trunk for later punishment. glad to hear you get to keep your car, sucks about the quarter panel. now imagine if you were 1 more person back in line in the store, might not have your car anymore.</TD></TR></TABLE>

Well I take extra percautions ( like taking part of the car with me if you know what I mean) and also I have lo jack so i dought they would've got very far.

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by EG2Driver &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">hah! Beautiful car
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Thanks it was dirty though and now I have a big *** dent in my Quater panel

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by rhd94teg &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">damn man thats some crazy **** man im glad u got him, aslo do u roll with a guy who has a eg on 5 lug ? if so i think i have seen u go by my buddys house a few times </TD></TR></TABLE>
Actually my bro had a 5 lug eg that he recently sold. Was it red?

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by coolhandluke &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Crazyness. Hopefully after you explain the story to the Insurance that won't mind repairing the danger.</TD></TR></TABLE>
Yea hopefully I'm going to try and pop it out a little and if not it was worth taking it out on his ***


Modified by 1sikitr at 7:46 PM 5/31/2008

 

OH MAN! THE BEST STORY EVER!

Heal well from the minor injuries along with youR friends!, the worst that can happen is healing from a STOLEN CAR!


Modified by actionanh at 6:58 PM 5/31/2008

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by actionanh &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">OH MAN! THE BEST STORY EVER!

Heal well from the minor injuries along with you friends!, the worst that can happen is healing from a STOLEN CAR!</TD></TR></TABLE>

Thanks man I'm still in shock that I found someone in my car

 

Good story.

Blue Jays suck BTW.

 

Sucks about the dent, mother F'er is lucky he was able to get up and run lol...

 

OMG!! freaking thief's are low life's. I have a very good memory so we will be looking for these kids soon at the local meets (that we don't attend,but know about them).

I still can't believe we caught them in the act, that's the crazy part. He was pretty banged up, I kicked my hardest. I own a 9mm and if I had it on me he would of definitely got pistol whipped, just to make sure he learned his lesson and hopefully stops being a thief.

Now I have to buy a new pair of playoff 8's

 

HELL YES!

Type R = 1
Thieves = 0

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by jdmslut1 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">OMG!! freaking thief's are low life's. I have a very good memory so we will be looking for these kids soon at the local meets (that we don't attend,but know about them).

I still can't believe we caught them in the act, that's the crazy part. He was pretty banged up, I kicked my hardest. I own a 9mm and if I had it on me he would of definitely got pistol whipped, just to make sure he learned his lesson and hopefully stops being a thief.

Now I have to buy a new pair of playoff 8's </TD></TR></TABLE>


"Do Werk" Son

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Next time they won't be able to!!! This makes me wanna sell the R


Modified by 1sikitr at 8:23 PM 5/31/2008

 

good ****!!!

 

Sucks about the dent.....but DAMN! Nice *** kickin!!!!
If there's a next time....stomp his fingers so he can't hot-wire an ignition again

 

freaking awsome!

 

Threads like this one make me very happy. Good job defending the R!

 

So you're saying he was able to get up? I'm glad you beat him down.

You should have tried to get his plates.

Hopefully thats all.

 

you could've tied him up and made him eat poop.

 

Nice job! Love to read stories like this.

 

should have stolen his walet and got his cash, ID, and [freak] up his credit

 

Blue Jay Hat in AZ? Ha, maybe the *****'s name is Jay, or J.. something.

I'm just sayinng!!

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by mackyxl &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">you could've tied him up and made him eat poop. </TD></TR></TABLE>
HAHAHA!

Shoulda pinned him down and called the cops!

But, it's SOOOOOOO awesome to hear that AZ thieves are gettin' beaten down! I hope he was part of that "local theft ring" and that a message gets through to them. Now's the time to up the security on the R, y0 -- and hope they don't come back!

Good luck!

 

AAHAHAHAH, thats amazing, wish you were a trigger happy R owner though, lol. Why you guys let him go Still a great job

 

**** got owned