Hey guys Im about to tell you a funny story.

The other day I called Advance Auto parts to get a quote on a head gasket for my 92 dx. They guy on the phone said dude I have that exact same car. Im like really, cool. He asked me if I race it and I said sometimes. This kid then began to **** out of his mouth and told me that he has a twin turbo civic with an accord 3.0L vtec engine. I said WTF?????? Yup he said, "it has like 740 hp at the wheels and runs a low 9. " I said cool dude, I'll be there in about 5 minutes to check out your car. He said that he didnt drive it to work because people will steal it. He proceeded to tell me that he had two t-4 turbos and a cold air intake. Figure that one out. He dropped his civic 3.5 inches all the way around with koni adjustables. I asked him if they were coilovers he said no, "I just used the stock springs and chopped them 3 inches" I asked him if he had ever watched the fast and the furious and told him how much that movie rocked. JK!!!!!!!!!!!. He was like yeah man that movie was the ****.

I then proceed to drive down to Advance auto parts, when I got there he was standing outside smoking a cigarette and he approached me and asked me if I was the one who called about the head gasket. It was about 7:45pm and they closed at 8 so I went inside and got my head gasket. We talked a little while longer about his MONSTER 92 CIVIC and then I asked him how much he spent for the whole thing. He was like "23 grand" I laughed at his face and jumped in my car and did a smoky burnout out of the parking lot. I stopped at the gas station next door and seen him getting into an old blue riced out ford escort. I couldnt stop laughing at this stupid ****.

Pretty funny how people talk **** eh?

 

for people who lie about what they drive, and another for people who dont know what theyre talking about!

 

fuuny...theres going to be a fast and the furious 2!

 

Yeah first movie they hit Japanese cars.. Now in Numero Dos, they're gonna rice out Kia's and everybody's gonna be rolling those..

 

not to say that he's telling the truth but that car you seen him in might be his bucket car to drive and i also seen a twin turbo civic from DRT in florida that runs 9 sec but not an accord motor. in a way he might be telling the truth. ask to see the car. where that shop located?

 

haha.. what a *******. you should of slapped him for being such a jerkoff.

 

you can easily twin turbo a civic (essentially). Im not sure about throwing a v6 in one.


Mike D

 

Hey I believe him, really

 

Oh yeah?! I have a mazda 20b triple rotor, triple turbo engine in my geo metro! I run 6's

 

hahahahahaha

 

This dipshit said that he used an NSX tranny for the motor and it is fwd. He is so full of it. I went back to the parts store a couple of days later and he wasnt there so I asked another guy who worked there if the MONSTER CIVIC was a myth or a fact. The guy just laughed and told me that the kid is so full of **** that its sick. According to the other guy, this kid told him that when he was 14 that his dad bought him a 99 vette and he crashed it and insurance paid him 30 grand to replace the car and after that he bought a harley. Turns out this kid is only 16. Dont really know how he got a job at advance auto parts. And the riced out escort is his pride and joy.

 

hahahhaha some people just don't get it !! and an escort

 

wow your cool!

 

seriously people, I know that this swap and stuff could possibly be done but this kid is just so full of **** it is stupid. I just think that he really wants to be cool enough to drive a honda. btw this kids blue escort is really a jdm spec type r. At least thats what the type r emblem on the hatch tells me