twin turbo civic?????
07-15-2002, 04:21 PM
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twin turbo civic?????
Hey guys Im about to tell you a funny story.
The other day I called Advance Auto parts to get a quote on a head gasket for my 92 dx. They guy on the phone said dude I have that exact same car. Im like really, cool. He asked me if I race it and I said sometimes. This kid then began to **** out of his mouth and told me that he has a twin turbo civic with an accord 3.0L vtec engine. I said WTF?????? Yup he said, "it has like 740 hp at the wheels and runs a low 9. " I said cool dude, I'll be there in about 5 minutes to check out your car. He said that he didnt drive it to work because people will steal it. He proceeded to tell me that he had two t-4 turbos and a cold air intake. Figure that one out. He dropped his civic 3.5 inches all the way around with koni adjustables. I asked him if they were coilovers he said no, "I just used the stock springs and chopped them 3 inches" I asked him if he had ever watched the fast and the furious and told him how much that movie rocked. JK!!!!!!!!!!!. He was like yeah man that movie was the ****.
I then proceed to drive down to Advance auto parts, when I got there he was standing outside smoking a cigarette and he approached me and asked me if I was the one who called about the head gasket. It was about 7:45pm and they closed at 8 so I went inside and got my head gasket. We talked a little while longer about his MONSTER 92 CIVIC and then I asked him how much he spent for the whole thing. He was like "23 grand" I laughed at his face and jumped in my car and did a smoky burnout out of the parking lot. I stopped at the gas station next door and seen him getting into an old blue riced out ford escort. I couldnt stop laughing at this stupid ****.
Pretty funny how people talk **** eh?
The other day I called Advance Auto parts to get a quote on a head gasket for my 92 dx. They guy on the phone said dude I have that exact same car. Im like really, cool. He asked me if I race it and I said sometimes. This kid then began to **** out of his mouth and told me that he has a twin turbo civic with an accord 3.0L vtec engine. I said WTF?????? Yup he said, "it has like 740 hp at the wheels and runs a low 9. " I said cool dude, I'll be there in about 5 minutes to check out your car. He said that he didnt drive it to work because people will steal it. He proceeded to tell me that he had two t-4 turbos and a cold air intake. Figure that one out. He dropped his civic 3.5 inches all the way around with koni adjustables. I asked him if they were coilovers he said no, "I just used the stock springs and chopped them 3 inches" I asked him if he had ever watched the fast and the furious and told him how much that movie rocked. JK!!!!!!!!!!!. He was like yeah man that movie was the ****.
I then proceed to drive down to Advance auto parts, when I got there he was standing outside smoking a cigarette and he approached me and asked me if I was the one who called about the head gasket. It was about 7:45pm and they closed at 8 so I went inside and got my head gasket. We talked a little while longer about his MONSTER 92 CIVIC and then I asked him how much he spent for the whole thing. He was like "23 grand" I laughed at his face and jumped in my car and did a smoky burnout out of the parking lot. I stopped at the gas station next door and seen him getting into an old blue riced out ford escort. I couldnt stop laughing at this stupid ****.
Pretty funny how people talk **** eh?
07-15-2002, 05:36 PM
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Re: twin turbo civic????? (hondafrk)
I asked him if he had ever watched the fast and the furious and told him how much that movie rocked. JK!!!!!!!!!!!. He was like yeah man that movie was the ****.
07-15-2002, 07:45 PM
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Re: twin turbo civic????? (ejprimo)
I asked him if he had ever watched the fast and the furious and told him how much that movie rocked. JK!!!!!!!!!!!. He was like yeah man that movie was the ****.
fuuny...theres going to be a fast and the furious 2!
fuuny...theres going to be a fast and the furious 2!
07-15-2002, 07:58 PM
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Re: twin turbo civic????? (hondafrk)
not to say that he's telling the truth but that car you seen him in might be his bucket car to drive and i also seen a twin turbo civic from DRT in florida that runs 9 sec but not an accord motor. in a way he might be telling the truth. ask to see the car. where that shop located?
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07-16-2002, 03:53 AM
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Re: twin turbo civic????? (ridge racer 2)
This dipshit said that he used an NSX tranny for the motor and it is fwd. He is so full of it. I went back to the parts store a couple of days later and he wasnt there so I asked another guy who worked there if the MONSTER CIVIC was a myth or a fact. The guy just laughed and told me that the kid is so full of **** that its sick. According to the other guy, this kid told him that when he was 14 that his dad bought him a 99 vette and he crashed it and insurance paid him 30 grand to replace the car and after that he bought a harley. Turns out this kid is only 16. Dont really know how he got a job at advance auto parts. And the riced out escort is his pride and joy.
07-16-2002, 04:35 PM
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Re: twin turbo civic????? (mlambrecht)
seriously people, I know that this swap and stuff could possibly be done but this kid is just so full of **** it is stupid. I just think that he really wants to be cool enough to drive a honda. btw this kids blue escort is really a jdm spec type r. At least thats what the type r emblem on the hatch tells me 
