Snowball + 45 mph + pissed off driver = Justice
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Heres my little story:
So im on my way to my fiances house earlier and im cruising around 45 mph when all of a sudden BAMMMM, something smashes into my car... i freaked out, slammed my brakes and nearly skidded off the road... as i came to a hault i realized what happened... i saw 3 kids laughing in the woods on the side of the road... they threw a expletivein snowball at my car... i was sooooo pissed off and thought to myself what should i do... so i said expletive it these kids are gonna pay... as soon as i got out of my car they took off... they were a good 75-100 yards away but i didnt care... i sprinted after them screaming "come back here you expletiveing ********!!!" It didnt help that the ground was laced wih slushy snow as i chased these *** clowns... As I got deeper into the woods I came to a 3 way fork... i went to the left first down a hill and saw nothing, so i ran back up the hill... as i get to the top i see those 3 *********** and they see me and go "THATS HIM!!!" and take off... i expletivein scream "if i catch you im gonna beat the **** outta you"... so the kids dispersed and i targeted one to chase... i continued to gain on him as i chased him... and he finally ran into some deeper, thicker woods and i still didnt give up... i started yelling "you better stop, you better expletivein stop!!!" i started to run through sticker bushes and some nasty **** and i could feel my legs getting ripped up, and i still didnt care... keep in mind its around 30* i have a t shirt and jeans on and im chasing kids throughout the woods... one more time i yelled out: " you might as well stop because if i catch you ill beat the **** outta you" and just like that he stopped... i told him to get the expletive over here... he started walking over and kepy saying im sorry im sorry im sorry... i asked him who his 2 stupid friends were and he gave up the names right away... i walked back to his house and told his father what happened... i said i wasnt going to call the cops or press any charges and would rather have him deal with him... i told him that there were 2 other kids invloved and that i would like him to take care of them as well... the dad told his kid to get the expletive in the house, shook my hand ans said thank you... as i walked back to my car i had a huge smile on my face with self satisfaction... i guess they didnt expect me to give them a run for there money... no pun intended... i got back in my car and drove to my girls house...
it was funny because i ran over a half mile to catch them but in the end it was worth it...
sorry for the long rant but i just wanted to share with everyone... and mods i know its not tech related but im asking that it doesnt get deleted...
So im on my way to my fiances house earlier and im cruising around 45 mph when all of a sudden BAMMMM, something smashes into my car... i freaked out, slammed my brakes and nearly skidded off the road... as i came to a hault i realized what happened... i saw 3 kids laughing in the woods on the side of the road... they threw a expletivein snowball at my car... i was sooooo pissed off and thought to myself what should i do... so i said expletive it these kids are gonna pay... as soon as i got out of my car they took off... they were a good 75-100 yards away but i didnt care... i sprinted after them screaming "come back here you expletiveing ********!!!" It didnt help that the ground was laced wih slushy snow as i chased these *** clowns... As I got deeper into the woods I came to a 3 way fork... i went to the left first down a hill and saw nothing, so i ran back up the hill... as i get to the top i see those 3 *********** and they see me and go "THATS HIM!!!" and take off... i expletivein scream "if i catch you im gonna beat the **** outta you"... so the kids dispersed and i targeted one to chase... i continued to gain on him as i chased him... and he finally ran into some deeper, thicker woods and i still didnt give up... i started yelling "you better stop, you better expletivein stop!!!" i started to run through sticker bushes and some nasty **** and i could feel my legs getting ripped up, and i still didnt care... keep in mind its around 30* i have a t shirt and jeans on and im chasing kids throughout the woods... one more time i yelled out: " you might as well stop because if i catch you ill beat the **** outta you" and just like that he stopped... i told him to get the expletive over here... he started walking over and kepy saying im sorry im sorry im sorry... i asked him who his 2 stupid friends were and he gave up the names right away... i walked back to his house and told his father what happened... i said i wasnt going to call the cops or press any charges and would rather have him deal with him... i told him that there were 2 other kids invloved and that i would like him to take care of them as well... the dad told his kid to get the expletive in the house, shook my hand ans said thank you... as i walked back to my car i had a huge smile on my face with self satisfaction... i guess they didnt expect me to give them a run for there money... no pun intended... i got back in my car and drove to my girls house...
it was funny because i ran over a half mile to catch them but in the end it was worth it...
sorry for the long rant but i just wanted to share with everyone... and mods i know its not tech related but im asking that it doesnt get deleted...
you sound like an old man "you gosh darn kids get back here dammit"...then catching him and dragging him back to the house by his ear
anyway, props for self control.....i probably would have beat the **** out of the kid then gave him a golden shower as he laid in the snow
anyway, props for self control.....i probably would have beat the **** out of the kid then gave him a golden shower as he laid in the snow
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by ArinX »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">nice... wish i could have caught the kids that egged my car while i was driving...
does a snowball damage paint at all?
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with a arm like mine ya!
does a snowball damage paint at all?
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with a arm like mine ya!
I threw a snowball into a plow one night when I was younger. It was a city plow going down the street. He stopped the truck and chased us into the woods, but did not get us.
But we would not throw them at cars- only plow trucks as they would do no damage.
But we would not throw them at cars- only plow trucks as they would do no damage.
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dude, great story.. you had me laughing/pissed off as stupid *** kids. im glad his father took care of it, you handled it IMO the best way possible. great post.
nice story, this reminds me of the time i chased some lil bastereds who put a flaming bag of dog **** on my door step. i was barefoot and it was neg. temp out. so i gave up after a block.....
Good job! I give you a double
I won't make another thread, but I'll tell you my story. I was driving on the Garden State Parkway and was about to pass two large yellow school busses. All of a sudden.....THUMP.....THUMP! I looked and there was some sort of white liquid stain on the window area. My gf said that there was a kid throwing something at the car. I didn't think it was true, so I kinda blew it off. Then....THUMP! and I actually saw a milk carton fly behind me after it hit my softtop.
Mistake #1...
I accelerated in front of the bus and pointed for the driver to pull over, but that didn't work, as I didn't think the driver would just pull over for a random driver on the highway. I got behind the bus and saw the kids pointing and laughing.
Mistake #2...
I picked up my cell phone and called 911. Described the situation to the dispatcher and they said to turn on my hazards so the troopers coming up behind me would know.
I can imagine the kids shitting in their pants when they saw two state troopers pull up behind us. They JUST got to their destination (Holmdel Park) and were stopped. I had to tell the situation one more time and stated I didn't want charges pressed (no damage) but I wanted the school to be aware and for them to be disciplined. Apparently the diver had notified the coach on the bus and he nearly gave the kids a beatdown. I was ensured that they would be dealt with severly.
w00t!
I won't make another thread, but I'll tell you my story. I was driving on the Garden State Parkway and was about to pass two large yellow school busses. All of a sudden.....THUMP.....THUMP! I looked and there was some sort of white liquid stain on the window area. My gf said that there was a kid throwing something at the car. I didn't think it was true, so I kinda blew it off. Then....THUMP! and I actually saw a milk carton fly behind me after it hit my softtop.
Mistake #1...
I accelerated in front of the bus and pointed for the driver to pull over, but that didn't work, as I didn't think the driver would just pull over for a random driver on the highway. I got behind the bus and saw the kids pointing and laughing.
Mistake #2...
I picked up my cell phone and called 911. Described the situation to the dispatcher and they said to turn on my hazards so the troopers coming up behind me would know.
I can imagine the kids shitting in their pants when they saw two state troopers pull up behind us. They JUST got to their destination (Holmdel Park) and were stopped. I had to tell the situation one more time and stated I didn't want charges pressed (no damage) but I wanted the school to be aware and for them to be disciplined. Apparently the diver had notified the coach on the bus and he nearly gave the kids a beatdown. I was ensured that they would be dealt with severly.
w00t!
seems like we've all got one of these stories...
I bought my supra back in April at was trailering it from North Carolina to Huntsville, AL and on our way back we were going around 80 in the middle lane of the interstate just going to with the traffic and this trucker comes flying up in the slow lane trying to pass me but gets blocked in by a car before he could get around me. Well he tried this like 3 more times and on the last time he got about half of his trailer past me and starts running me off the road to get in my lane, but still couldn't get by me and then BAM I start getting all this shvt thrown at me, cups, wrappers, everything. So I am beyond pissed off and I am about to climb out the window to throw a bottle of water at him but my bother got the better of me and I sat back down. Well I let him by and he went on his marry way. But about 10-15 more miles was like a 7% grade of a hill so all trucks had to go to the far right lane and I can see him about half way up going like 10 miles an hour. I switched places with my brother and as we came up beside him I threw a perfect shot right into his window. The best part, I finished the water in the bottle and pissed in it before I threw it and I screwed the cap on with just one thread. We exited soon after and waited it out so he would be long gone but I felt so much better about it.
I bought my supra back in April at was trailering it from North Carolina to Huntsville, AL and on our way back we were going around 80 in the middle lane of the interstate just going to with the traffic and this trucker comes flying up in the slow lane trying to pass me but gets blocked in by a car before he could get around me. Well he tried this like 3 more times and on the last time he got about half of his trailer past me and starts running me off the road to get in my lane, but still couldn't get by me and then BAM I start getting all this shvt thrown at me, cups, wrappers, everything. So I am beyond pissed off and I am about to climb out the window to throw a bottle of water at him but my bother got the better of me and I sat back down. Well I let him by and he went on his marry way. But about 10-15 more miles was like a 7% grade of a hill so all trucks had to go to the far right lane and I can see him about half way up going like 10 miles an hour. I switched places with my brother and as we came up beside him I threw a perfect shot right into his window. The best part, I finished the water in the bottle and pissed in it before I threw it and I screwed the cap on with just one thread. We exited soon after and waited it out so he would be long gone but I felt so much better about it.
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by h2b_eg8 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">if its one thing i hate its little young ****** throwing snowballs.</TD></TR></TABLE>
tell me about it... i never did **** like that when i was a kid...
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by mikesta21 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">dude, great story.. you had me laughing/pissed off as stupid *** kids. im glad his father took care of it, you handled it IMO the best way possible. great post.</TD></TR></TABLE>
thanks man... yeha i was pretty fawkin pissed... and those kids were def running scared shitless... yeah everyone said the same thing...
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by ArinX »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
does a snowball damage paint at all?
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it hit my windshield, but i could imagine it putting several scratches in y paint if it hit there...
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by S@nt0s »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">i hope those kids *** cheeks are red from a thick leather belt</TD></TR></TABLE>
im pretty sure they are... the dad was really pissed...
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by BLANCOh22a4 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">they should be luky they still alive...other people would have done worse</TD></TR></TABLE>
yeah i was thnking about tackling them and beating the **** outta them... when i got closer i noticed that they were younger, around 15-16... if they were 18+ it would have been an *** beating for sure...
tell me about it... i never did **** like that when i was a kid...
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by mikesta21 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">dude, great story.. you had me laughing/pissed off as stupid *** kids. im glad his father took care of it, you handled it IMO the best way possible. great post.</TD></TR></TABLE>
thanks man... yeha i was pretty fawkin pissed... and those kids were def running scared shitless... yeah everyone said the same thing...
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by ArinX »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
does a snowball damage paint at all?
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it hit my windshield, but i could imagine it putting several scratches in y paint if it hit there...
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by S@nt0s »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">i hope those kids *** cheeks are red from a thick leather belt</TD></TR></TABLE>
im pretty sure they are... the dad was really pissed...
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by BLANCOh22a4 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">they should be luky they still alive...other people would have done worse</TD></TR></TABLE>
yeah i was thnking about tackling them and beating the **** outta them... when i got closer i noticed that they were younger, around 15-16... if they were 18+ it would have been an *** beating for sure...
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by h2b_eg8 »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">i did immature crap, but i never f*ck with sum1's car.... u could have banged my girl, i'll kill you, but i wouldnt touch your car lol.</TD></TR></TABLE>
what if they did it in the butt?
what if they did it in the butt?
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by S2KILLA »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Heres my little story:
So im on my way to my fiances house earlier and im cruising around 45 mph when all of a sudden BAMMMM, something smashes into my car... i freaked out, slammed my brakes and nearly skidded off the road... as i came to a hault i realized what happened... i saw 3 kids laughing in the woods on the side of the road... they threw a expletivein snowball at my car... i was sooooo pissed off and thought to myself what should i do... so i said expletive it these kids are gonna pay... as soon as i got out of my car they took off... they were a good 75-100 yards away but i didnt care... i sprinted after them screaming "come back here you expletiveing ********!!!" It didnt help that the ground was laced wih slushy snow as i chased these *** clowns... As I got deeper into the woods I came to a 3 way fork... i went to the left first down a hill and saw nothing, so i ran back up the hill... as i get to the top i see those 3 *********** and they see me and go "THATS HIM!!!" and take off... i expletivein scream "if i catch you im gonna beat the **** outta you"... so the kids dispersed and i targeted one to chase... i continued to gain on him as i chased him... and he finally ran into some deeper, thicker woods and i still didnt give up... i started yelling "you better stop, you better expletivein stop!!!" i started to run through sticker bushes and some nasty **** and i could feel my legs getting ripped up, and i still didnt care... keep in mind its around 30* i have a t shirt and jeans on and im chasing kids throughout the woods... one more time i yelled out: " you might as well stop because if i catch you ill beat the **** outta you" and just like that he stopped... i told him to get the expletive over here... he started walking over and kepy saying im sorry im sorry im sorry... i asked him who his 2 stupid friends were and he gave up the names right away... i walked back to his house and told his father what happened... i said i wasnt going to call the cops or press any charges and would rather have him deal with him... i told him that there were 2 other kids invloved and that i would like him to take care of them as well... the dad told his kid to get the expletive in the house, shook my hand ans said thank you... as i walked back to my car i had a huge smile on my face with self satisfaction... i guess they didnt expect me to give them a run for there money... no pun intended... i got back in my car and drove to my girls house...
it was funny because i ran over a half mile to catch them but in the end it was worth it...
sorry for the long rant but i just wanted to share with everyone... and mods i know its not tech related but im asking that it doesnt get deleted...</TD></TR></TABLE>
you are my new hero. :D
So im on my way to my fiances house earlier and im cruising around 45 mph when all of a sudden BAMMMM, something smashes into my car... i freaked out, slammed my brakes and nearly skidded off the road... as i came to a hault i realized what happened... i saw 3 kids laughing in the woods on the side of the road... they threw a expletivein snowball at my car... i was sooooo pissed off and thought to myself what should i do... so i said expletive it these kids are gonna pay... as soon as i got out of my car they took off... they were a good 75-100 yards away but i didnt care... i sprinted after them screaming "come back here you expletiveing ********!!!" It didnt help that the ground was laced wih slushy snow as i chased these *** clowns... As I got deeper into the woods I came to a 3 way fork... i went to the left first down a hill and saw nothing, so i ran back up the hill... as i get to the top i see those 3 *********** and they see me and go "THATS HIM!!!" and take off... i expletivein scream "if i catch you im gonna beat the **** outta you"... so the kids dispersed and i targeted one to chase... i continued to gain on him as i chased him... and he finally ran into some deeper, thicker woods and i still didnt give up... i started yelling "you better stop, you better expletivein stop!!!" i started to run through sticker bushes and some nasty **** and i could feel my legs getting ripped up, and i still didnt care... keep in mind its around 30* i have a t shirt and jeans on and im chasing kids throughout the woods... one more time i yelled out: " you might as well stop because if i catch you ill beat the **** outta you" and just like that he stopped... i told him to get the expletive over here... he started walking over and kepy saying im sorry im sorry im sorry... i asked him who his 2 stupid friends were and he gave up the names right away... i walked back to his house and told his father what happened... i said i wasnt going to call the cops or press any charges and would rather have him deal with him... i told him that there were 2 other kids invloved and that i would like him to take care of them as well... the dad told his kid to get the expletive in the house, shook my hand ans said thank you... as i walked back to my car i had a huge smile on my face with self satisfaction... i guess they didnt expect me to give them a run for there money... no pun intended... i got back in my car and drove to my girls house...
it was funny because i ran over a half mile to catch them but in the end it was worth it...
sorry for the long rant but i just wanted to share with everyone... and mods i know its not tech related but im asking that it doesnt get deleted...</TD></TR></TABLE>
you are my new hero. :D
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you are my new hero. :D</TD></TR></TABLE>
haha thanks buddy
you are my new hero. :D</TD></TR></TABLE>
haha thanks buddy
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what if they did it in the butt?</TD></TR></TABLE>
they'd get a bat threw the windshield
jk
what if they did it in the butt?</TD></TR></TABLE>
they'd get a bat threw the windshield
jk
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they'd get a bat threw the windshield
jk</TD></TR></TABLE>
hahaha
they'd get a bat threw the windshield
jk</TD></TR></TABLE>hahaha
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Mr. Projekt »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">It doesn't snow in Cali. I still wouldn't like a big *** dude like S2Killa chasing after me though.
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haha once i get up to speed im like a freight train...
</TD></TR></TABLE>haha once i get up to speed im like a freight train...



for you good sir.
