I'll start;

Friends: "Is your car up yet?" (with that rhetorical question tone in their voice)

Brother in the middle of helping me install axles: "Why don't you get a professional to do this???"

Dad: "How long have you actually driven the car?"

Dad: "Why didn't you save your money and buy a proper car?"

Mom: "I hope you've learned your lesson" (hell ****** no)

GF after every "tool time" session: "When are you going to start it?"

Friends I've made within the last year and a half: "I didn't know you owned an Integra!"

Thats the most common ones I can think of right now...

 

this is going to be a good one

 

[QUOTE=fled]

Mom: "I hope you've learned your lesson" (hell ****** no)
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LoL... ^^ I love this one!

Dad: "I thought Hondas where supposed to be reliable, why are you always fixing it?"

 

Dad: You're ******* retarded

Mom: What is that thing?

Friend: Nice race car, civic man.

Friend: Why don't you have those light things under it?


Girlfriend (with 01 prelude): When can I hit full boost in your car?
Me: Mmmm next question.

 

"I didn't know Civics were this fast!"

 

your fixing that civic up? haha youll get dusted

 

dad - " Ehhh you damn kids and your cars"

brother " oh word .. so is that the turbo ? * points at the intercooler"

other brother " i whoop on you in my LS1 rx7 .. lets go race .. let me drive your car "

friends " smoke em "

other guys that know me " yea .. he's fast .. "

ex girlfriend " its broken again >??"

mom " drive slow !"

 

Wife=So how much did that cost you!
Wife= You dont need anything to go faster, your going too kill yourself!
Me= Thankgod then i will be free from you!

Mom=Why you waste so much money on that POS!
Dad= POS!! alwasy broke down

 

Is it ever going to run?

Exactley how much have you spent on it?

(looking at engine bay) Well it sure as hell looks fast.

Damn, this doesn't look like other Honda's.

...I could go on for days.

 

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

"why are you dumping all that money into a car?"
"car is meant to go from point A to point B!"
"get rid of that piece of junk and buy a new car!"
"why do you need all that horsepower?"

take 'em for a ride
friend: "yeah its fast but.."
me: twists EBC **** and punches again
friend: "oh ****!" - while reaching for "oh ****!" handle on the roof

 

Mother- so why does your car need to be fast?
Co-worker- so does it make the "sucking" sound?
Idiot kid- So its turbo and super charged? (points to the intake manifold)

 

"Is the big tank in the backseat a sub box?"

"Wouldn't your car be faster with more than 2 gears?"

That's about all I've had from randoms asking me about my mustang. Running a water/air intercooler mounted behind the front seats gets a lot of wierd comments! Wife is pretty understanding with the cars, but I don't have any friends

 

"thats what $10,000 looks like?!?!?"
multiple friends looking at my motor sitting inside my bedroom.

 

Random V8 guy "637hp haha, ya right, thats impossible on a 4 cylinder"

my Reply "and its daily driven!"

V8 guy "Bullshit"

Me "Points to car"

 

What I say to all my customers,

"go fast, Don't crash!"

 

Wife= Hou much was that? Im getting something of that same value

Dad= U need to leave that car alone

Friends= That car makes how much power? SURE

after I spank their ***= that honda is fast

Old People= I like the shape of your car(for some reason a lot of old people luv the hatchie)

my kids= FASTER!!! the like the bov sound lol

 

You wasted a good down payment on a house.

 

this thread is great. my girlfriend just got me a sticker, it says
BUILD IT
RACE IT
BREAK IT
REPEAT
its so true i had to put it on my back glass

 

My one friend.
"God damnit, I need a new set of underwear for everytime you downshift."

Took a female friend for a ride, after I slowed down to about 80.
"That was frightningly erotic..."

 

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BUILD IT
RACE IT
BREAK IT
REPEAT
its so true i had to put it on my back glass</TD></TR></TABLE>


hahah thats a good one

my brother: so will you be faster than a Toyota Supra???

dad: HOW MUCH DID THAT COST?!!!?!! proceedes to walk away and come back after a few hours and talk to me about college

mom: NICE ....after i showed my mom 40 dollars that i made racing ahahhaha i got a cool mom




Modified by most_hated_crx at 12:05 PM 4/13/2007

 

DAD: "you are multi time state champ on dirtbikes and u have way too many hobbies. NOW cut more grass, sell ur gay pulling tractor and just play with hondas and remember you have a dirtbike ur fast on and BUILT, a car that is 100 whp and you love it just as much even though you can get spanked by lots of cars. ****** retard, now cut the grass!" ....lol...he is more of a dirtbike dude and i am too since i am actually good at that.

MOM: "you need cheaper hobbies, and your toys are fast enough, we are still paying for your bigbore kit on your motorcycle!" "Get a good education and work hard when you go to college and you can have all the toys you want"....why always bring up money and the dreaded school stuff?

Girlfriend: "I wish you rubbed me as much as ur damn faded paint".....i like detailing

Me: "Pa (grandpa) gave me the car not you, I paid for the title swap so dont tell me what I can't do to it!"

Friends: "I am selling my car and getting a crx, this ****** rocks!"

"YOU DONT HAVE POWER STEERING!?!?!?!?!?"

" Dont go too fast, ur matchbox will float away"

"I couldnt outrun a maz's crx with my supercharged focus zx3" (3 psi) and it wasnt street racing just a pull from 0-60 leaving his girlfriends house ( Now he has a scion tc and i dont even try)

many more but ill stop, friends are dumb.

 

Dad: If you blow it up again... your fucked

Mom: so will you teach me how to drive stick

Brother: it will still never be faster than my pooh'stang

Cousin: can i drive it once its done

GF: do u realize that you could have spent all this money on me

Me: rolls eyes after each person speaks.

 

gf: so when can i shift through all 6 gears.

gf: can i drive it and beat my bro's mustang.

friend: That turbo is bigger than your head, and why is it staring back at me.

mom: how much, how fast, have you won anything.

local hicks with diesels: thats just a 4 cyl, ill eat that up.

 

i get these ALOT..


"I thought Hondas where supposed to be reliable, why are you always fixing it?"

GF: do u realize that you could have spent all this money on me