I left work at lunch to run some errands in my cage today. I was in Huntington Beach and you see tons of guys on bikes. Well, I was at a light in my Prelude and some guy slowly creeps up past me on his black CBR600RR. I didn't notice right away so I could only make out his black hooded sweat shirt that read Ride or Die across that back.

I was thinking, he's either a huge squid or some KrAzY StuNAHNa!! So anyways.. the light turns green and the cars started to move. I usually don't stay behind slow moving vehicles and I notice the Accord in front of me change lanes to get around a Chevy minivan. I paused for a second because I thought the guy on the bike would take the opportunity to squirt past the car in front of him and take the open spot but he didn't budge so I sped up and changed lanes.

Then this clown goes around me and changes lane right in front of me when there was all this space everywhere around. Then he rides all ******* slow and ****. That's when I noticed his new plates. So I changed lanes and drove right by him.

I came up to a stop so I did my usual heel and toe stop. Then his joker rides up next to me, leans towards my window and gives me some sort of sarcastic thumbs up. I guess this newb thought I was trying to rev up on him with my stock exhaust.

This dude couldn't even split lanes. He was splitting lanes the 1st time I got a glimpse of him but he stopped because the next vehicle was a box truck.

Anyways, I guess he thinks he's the **** with his new toy, wearing his sneakers and a hooded sweat shirt that read Ride or Die like the true G's. You must feel like a real man!

 

Hahah RUFF RYDAAAAAAAHZZ

 

I can totally picture this. Lately in Orange County I've been seeing a lot of squids. Late at night in front of my house I would hear someone with their bike revving in front of my house and taking off and I know it's no body I know of.

 

Eh...it's wintertime soon...they'll sell their bikes for cheap the first time they slide the rear out. Silly squiddies.

 

Don't worry he will crash and die soon.

 

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Yea.. let's see if he even rides in the wet.

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I couldn't wish that on him. Just wish people wouldn't be such poseurs.

 

Yeah, I wouldn't wish it on him either, I should have put the "" along with my post. Just be glad you are mature enough to NOT act like him.

 

Man, /26 is full of hate lately.

I have nothing worthwhile to contribute. Again.

 

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and hopefully an r6 thats cosmetically fucked cuz im looking for a trackbike for next season

 

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and hopefully an r6 thats cosmetically fucked cuz im looking for a trackbike for next season</TD></TR></TABLE>

and a 636

 

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Make mine a Ducati 999R please.

 

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OT: I saw a 06 R6 on ebay the other day with a messed up *** end, looked like someone looped it. I think it was like 4500

 

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i dont wanna ride the Predator

 

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witnessed a rider weaving through traffic on a local road (crown valley) as if he was on four wheels. Wasn't accomplishing anything as far saving time since he would slow down as soon as he got in front of traffic. Popping wheelies at stoplights and tailgating cars.

 

Since we had the first rain of the season last Friday, I swear the quality of eBay bike parts went up 10-fold

 

Vapor is in my neck of the woods.

Ive actually seen quite a few high school kids with their tiny cut pipes on 600RR's trying to set a personal land speed record on moulton/golden lantern.

 

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witnessed a rider weaving through traffic on a local road (crown valley) as if he was on four wheels. Wasn't accomplishing anything as far saving time since he would slow down as soon as he got in front of traffic. Popping wheelies at stoplights and tailgating cars. </TD></TR></TABLE>


boy, this is severely sad... if you cant make time on a MC then your in the wrong sport. I used to be able to make time on cars on my Bicycle

 

I'm in Aliso Viejo - plenty of t-shirts/shorts on new RR's and "Gixxers"

 

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Yeah, he is on his way to being an icy h0t stUnta

 

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boy, this is severely sad... if you cant make time on a MC then your in the wrong sport. I used to be able to make time on cars on my Bicycle </TD></TR></TABLE>

ME TOO!!! lol

 

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yea im in newport. i get the same ****. i get all the UCI traffic near me and its all young *** kids with minimal gear and no riding skills what so ever on brand new bikes. and of course they have the obligatory asian girl with tank top and small *** shorts on the back. i usually start the countdown til the day they ruin their lives forever when i see them.

 

that's already happened on HT this summer.

 

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yea and he went to UCI too didnt he?

damn im tellin you it is a trap around there.

 

I always find it funny when peopel ride bikes in hoodies. I remember riding my bike once in a hoodie. I thought the sweat shirt material must have a lot of drag, because I was really being pulled back on my bike. It wasn't until I bumped my rear view mirror that I realized my hood was ballooned up over my helmet acting as a big ole' parachute.

Back to the topic, you dont' have to worry about me squiding! 60% of cars are faster than my bike . I also learned to NOT draft certain semi's they don't like this and if they realized your back there, they go in the gravel

 

Squidding and speeding are not mutually inclusive.

Riding slow and holding up traffic, agrivating cagers, and putting yourself at risk is in the squidding handbook right after the "Gear" section.