Hi everybody !

I'm Nicky larson, I'm french and I have a 1989' Honda CRX ed9.
The block is an 1.6 DOHC 16V with 130 hp....
I'm looking for turbo-charged my car in low-pression (under 7 psi...)

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And excuse me for my bad english.... lol

 

Bonjour!

Welcome to H-T! Looks like you have a nice little CRX on your hands there. If you haven't already some great sites for information about turbocharging your motor are TheZCR.com and TurboD16.com, along w/ D-Series.org and Honda-Tech.

You'll be amazed what a little turbo will do to our motors.

Also, your english sucks. Just kidding. Perfectly understandable, especially considering the lack of punctuation everyone on these message boards seem so fond of.

Also, do you have one of those toilets that sprays water up to clean your butthole? I always wanted one... sigh...

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by purplecrx &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Also, do you have one of those toilets that sprays water up to clean your butthole? I always wanted one... sigh...</TD></TR></TABLE>

^^^^ hahahaha...new sig material!

 

I'm honored I made your morning! I'm basically famous now.

But seriously, I would kill for one of those. As a good friend always told me, wiping a hairy *** is like trying to clean peanut butter off the carpet w/ a cotton ball.

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by purplecrx &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I'm honored I made your morning! I'm basically famous now.

But seriously, I would kill for one of those. As a good friend always told me, wiping a hairy *** is like trying to clean peanut butter off the carpet w/ a cotton ball.</TD></TR></TABLE>

that's why you should shave your ******* region...or at least trim it.

 

You Run a trimmer around that area? Geeze that must take some serious skills lol...

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 4thgenhtch &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">You Run a trimmer around that area? Geeze that must take some serious skills lol...</TD></TR></TABLE>

Yikes! I know...I'd be afraid to clip something crucial.

Now, welcome! I'm french too! Je peux toujour t'aider avec des translations! Sorry if my french writting sucks, it's been a few years since I've writting in french.

Nice car, looks in decent shape. As for turboing your DOHC ZC, click the little red button called search and search this forum for DOHC ZC TURBO. Trust me, tons of stuff will come up.

 

you cant search ZC. ; / have to be 3 letters to use search.

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by honda-tech's search &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">The following words are too short or too common and were not included in your search: zc.</TD></TR></TABLE>

was a pain when i had my zc and needed to look somethig up lol

 

nice car

 

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that's why you should shave your ******* region...or at least trim it.</TD></TR></TABLE>

I don't even want to know how you pull that one off......ok actually I do. Please share.

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by nelsmar &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">you cant search ZC. ; / have to be 3 letters to use search.

was a pain when i had my zc and needed to look somethig up lol</TD></TR></TABLE>

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Honda Tech Search &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">» Search Results

Your search for dohc zc returned 242 results. You da man!</TD></TR></TABLE>

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Honda-tech's search &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Your search for dohc zc returned 47 results.

The following words are too short or too common and were not included in your search: zc.
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as you can see it removes the word ZC. it does come up with DOHC... but not ZC just tryn to help. it sucks when your looking

 

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I don't even want to know how you pull that one off......ok actually I do. Please share.</TD></TR></TABLE>

ohhh noooo... Lets not venture into that territory

 

welcome, there is everything you could ever need to know on here to boost the living crap out of your car is you want to. ("pression" we would be referring to as Boost, Boost pressure, psi, etc.)

 

thank's for all !
the name of this block in FRANCE is not "ZC" but "d16A9"...it's seems to be the same your SiR, no ?

-for my english, I'm soory but in french school, we just learn the basic language....

-for ProjectDarkBlack, yes it' pressure and not pression....

-for ludesrv I will need help because it's very difficult to understand some words and especially when you haven't lot of vocabular....

and for purplecrx , I'm sorry but I don't understand what you want with french toilets....looooooooooooooool

I'm looking for a good program to translat english in french

thank's

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by purplecrx &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Also, do you have one of those toilets that sprays water up to clean your butthole? I always wanted one... sigh...</TD></TR></TABLE>

OK ! I understand now but "butthole" is not translatable....
It's toilets who clean your ******* after ^*-+=*ů... it's that ?
I'm soory but no...and I have never see that anywhere...

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by nicky larson &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

OK ! I understand now but "butthole" is not translatable....
It's toilets who clean your ******* after ^*-+=*ů... it's that ?
I'm soory but no...and I have never see that anywhere...</TD></TR></TABLE>

Now ^^^THAT^^^ is sig material.

 

we did not have that motor here. i had a similar one. called the ZC. should be the same at least. we had no DOHC civic / crx in america. just SOHC non vtec

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by nicky larson &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

OK ! I understand now but "butthole" is not translatable....
It's toilets who clean your ******* after ^*-+=*ů... it's that ?
I'm soory but no...and I have never see that anywhere...</TD></TR></TABLE>Hahaha!

 

Hey salut,

Je ne suis pas francais, mais quebecois et je te souaite la bienvenue.
T'es venu a lendroit parfait pour apprendre a booster ta voiture.
Le monde ici connais leur affaire donc, je suis sur quil seront capable de taider.
Moi je suis un debutant. Donc apart parler francais je sert pas a grand chose ici,
a part demander des questions conne .

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OK ! I understand now but "butthole" is not translatable....
It's toilets who clean your ******* after ^*-+=*ů... it's that ?
I'm soory but no...and I have never see that anywhere...</TD></TR></TABLE>

well actualy its trou du cul.... ou le derriere. But French from france and from Quebec is quite different.

 

Salut RockWolf !

Ca fait du bien de parler un peu français ici looooooooool...
Le plus dure est pas tant les mots en eux męme mais plus les tournures de phrases, qui ne sont pas traduisiblent męme avec un traducteur....
Ne tant fait pas pour le "francais quebecois" c'est tout ŕ fait compréhensible

Si j'ai bien compris le ZC est le type du véhicule comme moi c'est un ED9, et le moteur D16A9 qui est donc un 1.6 DOHC 16S n'existe pas aux states....

 

I found this thread when searching for "turbo-charged" and "clean butthole", because I have a bidet (that's the name of the "toilet" that cleans your starfish, BTW) that I'm looking to turbocharge so that it sprays water on my cornhole at a much higher PSI -- blasting away the dingleberries and leaving my turdcutter clean as a ******' whistle.

Has anyone here turbocharged a bidet? What were the results? Did you have a sgnificantly cleaner browneye? Did your water bill go up? Thanks!

Nicky -- no worries, your English is as good as some stupid people who grew up in the US and only speak English...even if it's not perfect, it's good enough for people to figure out what you mean.

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by nicky larson &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Salut RockWolf !


Si j'ai bien compris le ZC est le type du véhicule comme moi c'est un ED9, et le moteur D16A9 qui est donc un 1.6 DOHC 16S n'existe pas aux states.... </TD></TR></TABLE>

No le zc est le model de moteur type D16 qui vien du japon. En d'autre mots. les Japonais on eu les ZC (moteur au nom vraiment cool ) et le reste du monde les copies qui s'appelle les d16.

Si je ne fait pas derreur...nous avons ce moteur mais il vient de l'integra de la meme annee.

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by ryan_long_01 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I found this thread when searching for "turbo-charged" and "clean butthole", because I have a bidet (that's the name of the "toilet" that cleans your starfish, BTW) that I'm looking to turbocharge so that it sprays water on my cornhole at a much higher PSI -- blasting away the dingleberries and leaving my turdcutter clean as a ******' whistle.

Has anyone here turbocharged a bidet? What were the results? Did you have a sgnificantly cleaner browneye? Did your water bill go up? Thanks!</TD></TR></TABLE>

LMFAO...... I luv H-T

and a small turbo (like a DSM 14b) on a ZC is a good combo!

 

i knew a guy who went turbo b (bidet)...he's dead now.