well i woke up this morning and left for work and when i got to my car the window was busted. so i do the normal thing panic first, and popped the hood next. my engine was still there thank god! so i called the police and they came over made a report, then some girl form down the street walked by and said she saw who did it when she was walking her dog this morning. so she had to fill out a statement and told us it was 3 kids in a lime green civic with a loud exhaust and a wing. Well theres only one lime green civic in this town that i know of with a wing on it. i remember seeing him at the local meets on sat. nights so now i need to know what kind of punishment this kid needs should i just tell the cops where he lives when i find out or should i take it into my own "hands"? when i said hands i meant baseball bat. WWHTD-What would honda tech do

 

speaking of getting cars broken into. Where can i get a removable steering wheel for my ef?

 

Beat the hell out of him then tell the cops where he lives. lol.

But no, seriously, tell the cops. Although he'll just deny it and he'll get away with it.

 

Popped the hood to see if it's missing? They would need to take the car, cause last time I checked, it's almost impossible to steal and engine and put it all back on the wheels on the side of the road/driveway without anyone noticing or it taking a few hours.

 

id say follow him home and then wait till its dark and take that baseball bat and smash all his windows inclusing widshield smash out his headlights and taillights and then take the bat and smash the stereo system..


make sure you go with hella people and then tell your friends to wait out the door and if he has an alarm of course he is going to hear it soo when he runs out your friends will be there to kick his ***!!!!!


trust me this works this is what i did to some punk *** racer who broke my glass he was knocked out for a couple of days now when i see him he gets scared

 

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Just look to DrFlickner at JLBmotorsports.He has some threads in the Sponsors marketplace here.

 

well lets see??? they broke your window so carry the one divide by two = break there face.. but that's just me, you may be more civil but judging by the mask your wearing you may be on the same page... there's always good ol rope to your car and tie it around there wing and git'er done...

 

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Getting charges with assault is SWEET! Everyone I know loves to go to court/jail, it's THE thing to do!

The best thing is to get revenge, an eye for an eye. Try and catch them red handed, then call the cops.

After they are charged, smash there windows too!

 

i dunno - i can get a D-series out pretty fast. and it's light enough two guys can lift it - heck, i just picked up a D16A1 and put it on an engine stand a few minutes ago by myself.

but i'd have popped the bonnet, too. not to check for the engine, but for the expensive stuff bolted to it.

 

if u plan to kick some *** make sure u have a couple people to say he throw the first punch. so if he try to press charges then u have witness. i had to when some kid keyed my car and broke the back widow. actually the cop told me to so i wouldn't get in trouble he said "here there address and let them have it." then call the cops and say he attacked u.

but kick ***

 

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Getting charges with assault is SWEET! Everyone I know loves to go to court/jail, it's THE thing to do!

The best thing is to get revenge, an eye for an eye. Try and catch them red handed, then call the cops.

After they are charged, smash there windows too!</TD></TR></TABLE>

yeah let's follow him everywhere and wait til he breaks into another car and call the cops???? by the time the cops get there i think they'd be gone.... what better way to spend my life watching and waiting to catch them red handed.... i'd rather go to court for assault charges... and if you break the windows let's see, last time i checked that's vandalism??? may as well do something worthwhile

 

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he has a point there!

 

if you start fighting, it could result in a feud going back and fourth..?

i would just steal his car and ghostride that **** off a cliff or into a tree or something.

 

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i would just steal his car and ghostride that **** off a cliff or into a tree or something.</TD></TR></TABLE>

hell ya!

 

Why dont you go over there and ring his doorbell , then ****** off the wing and beat him in the ball sack with it !
Or you could zip tie his nuts to his wing before you ghost ride it off that cliff !

Heres a good idea , slide over there one night and loosen his oil drain plug.
I wonder what would happen is you pulled off the intake and grey taped a large hose to the throttle body and stuck the end of it in a gallon jug of water ?
But who likes water ? might as well give it some flavor , how about some extra sweet Kool Aid ?
This sure sounded better in my head then it looks on this post.

 

LMFAO dude if it was me poor the cherry cool aid its my favoret.

 

No, I just say you break into his car, pop his hood. Then undo his oil cap. Then take some eggs and crack them and put it in there. So when his **** gets all fucked up and they go to see what happened in his engine they see some scrambled eggs.

 

A two pound bag of sugar in his gas tank will work wonders for his ricer baller performance status for that extra nos type boost as soon as he drives his car!

seriously.....sugar. use gloves for no prints and...

1-pry his gas lid

2-with a funnel, empty said 2lb bag of sugar into his tank

3-walk away smiling cause you know his entire fuel system and engine will be FUCKED FOR LIFE!!!

 

you could just break into his car and pop the gas tank and make it look like you tried to get his stereo. If you pry his gas tank then he will know something happened to his gas.

 

IF he's got a good paint job - Squirt gun with brake fluid in it and squirt it on the paint. Can be done anomiously.

Grease on his brake disc's
Nails in front of his tires.

But the best one would be to follow him home and get his address and post it here.
so all of his friends know he is a thief. With a pic of the car.

Rip the wing off and shove it where the sun don't shine.

Now you got me going, if you need more just ask.

 

Combine some ideas. Just expletive his **** up like none other. Make it look like you just wanted his cd player. take it if you want but then get rid of it if the cops get involved. But pop his hood, do the egg thing, then pop his gas cap and put sugar in his gas, then squirt **** on his paint job. And if you really want to bust off his wing. So then all of his **** if fucked up, his engine, fuel system, paint, and his precious wing is then gone.

 

I saw a "Myth Busters" where they checked for the best thing to put in a gas tank to kill a car.
The myth is the sugar. It worked OK. But I think Bleach worked best...

 

dont do any of this in your own car, or it will NEVER end. use a very generic car (cavalier or escort) with a non-custom plate.

i love the brake fluid in the squirt gun idea.

 

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The myth is the sugar. It worked OK. But I think Bleach worked best...</TD></TR></TABLE>

You have to use a lot of sugar, packets aint gonna cut it. It carmelizes when its mixed with gasoline and becomes sludgy.


<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by jakscivic &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Combine some ideas. Just expletive his **** up like none other. Make it look like you just wanted his cd player. take it if you want but then get rid of it if the cops get involved. But pop his hood, do the egg thing, then pop his gas cap and put sugar in his gas, then squirt **** on his paint job. And if you really want to bust off his wing. So then all of his **** if fucked up, his engine, fuel system, paint, and his precious wing is then gone. </TD></TR></TABLE>


HELL YEAH!!!

 

i don't know about you but if i went to a meet and saw the guy after this I'd flip out and ****** kill the guy.

I agree with everybody else, expletive his **** up make it so its unmovable (Don't take anything, break it ). Slash his tires, break any piece of glass, dent that **** up with a bat, bend his exhaust... you know whatever's clever

make sure he won't expletive with you again.... and if he does find out where he lives, get soem ether and burn **** signs and **** in his lawn.... that'll teach him (and potentially get him fucked up by random people!)