2 Kills in one Night - - - Must Read
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2 Kills in one Night - - - Must Read
Well This is how The Night Started.
I arive at Mike K's house about 5pm. he is doing some maitanace on his B16.(Oil Change, and such). anyway he finish's up we up Stairs to his Music Room. Play for a little While. then Deciede that were gonna go to T.G.I.F Friday's.
On the way there we are stopped at a Light. were in His B16 hatch(thing moves nice) well any was a Stunna in a Neon Pulls up next to us. I look over and his Dash is covered in Neon Lights. I start laughing. he Looks over and says " I got Straight Pipes" I say " Do you want a Cookie". Mike Hits his 2 step. and they guy is like do you have a header. is that was is making that noise. were like yea we have a head and exhaust.
He starts to laugh and say I beat civic all the time. so We proceed GO and he hits the hammer Mike. gradually gets on it in 1st. and by second we already have 2 cars on him. let say this stunna was pissed. he asked how much NOS were Spraying and what kind of Turbo. we say it just has A header and exhasut. well anyway he gets pissed says that when he gets his turbo Kit he is gonna get us. with that he speeds away. in typical riceboy fashion.
Well Mike and I thought that was ammusing so we pull into fridays and grab a table. our waitress comes up to us. and I can tell she has a accent I ask If she is from germany. she says yes. so I start speaking to her in German. Her name is Claudia. she Is Hot Bleached Blone hair Stripper Body. and when she stands in front of you. you can see day light between her thieghs. well anyway we talk alot over the course of our meal. I ask what Time She gets off. she says after you guys leave. So we ask her over for cocktails at Mike K's House.
We get to Mike K's house I drove Mike K's Cars and he rode with her. I guess he drove her car, and she started to give him a Hand Job on the ride. well we get to the house and we go inside we have a few beers and are sitting there talking she is between the both of us on the couch. and in one motion starts jerking us both off. well Mike K and I give each other a quick look and im like "Here we go" and with that She is eating My tube Steak. Mike gets behnd her on the couch and and starts doing the deed. well I am not gonna go any father into the Story here on Honda-Tech. but needless to say It was the funniest Night of my Life.
So there are our 2 Kills. Claudia said that she has a Friend that she would Like me to meet. (I got the impression she was more into Mike K). So I meet her Friend Tommarow night. were gonna go out on a double Date. Should lead to another Interesting series of Events.
I arive at Mike K's house about 5pm. he is doing some maitanace on his B16.(Oil Change, and such). anyway he finish's up we up Stairs to his Music Room. Play for a little While. then Deciede that were gonna go to T.G.I.F Friday's.
On the way there we are stopped at a Light. were in His B16 hatch(thing moves nice) well any was a Stunna in a Neon Pulls up next to us. I look over and his Dash is covered in Neon Lights. I start laughing. he Looks over and says " I got Straight Pipes" I say " Do you want a Cookie". Mike Hits his 2 step. and they guy is like do you have a header. is that was is making that noise. were like yea we have a head and exhaust.
He starts to laugh and say I beat civic all the time. so We proceed GO and he hits the hammer Mike. gradually gets on it in 1st. and by second we already have 2 cars on him. let say this stunna was pissed. he asked how much NOS were Spraying and what kind of Turbo. we say it just has A header and exhasut. well anyway he gets pissed says that when he gets his turbo Kit he is gonna get us. with that he speeds away. in typical riceboy fashion.
Well Mike and I thought that was ammusing so we pull into fridays and grab a table. our waitress comes up to us. and I can tell she has a accent I ask If she is from germany. she says yes. so I start speaking to her in German. Her name is Claudia. she Is Hot Bleached Blone hair Stripper Body. and when she stands in front of you. you can see day light between her thieghs. well anyway we talk alot over the course of our meal. I ask what Time She gets off. she says after you guys leave. So we ask her over for cocktails at Mike K's House.
We get to Mike K's house I drove Mike K's Cars and he rode with her. I guess he drove her car, and she started to give him a Hand Job on the ride. well we get to the house and we go inside we have a few beers and are sitting there talking she is between the both of us on the couch. and in one motion starts jerking us both off. well Mike K and I give each other a quick look and im like "Here we go" and with that She is eating My tube Steak. Mike gets behnd her on the couch and and starts doing the deed. well I am not gonna go any father into the Story here on Honda-Tech. but needless to say It was the funniest Night of my Life.
So there are our 2 Kills. Claudia said that she has a Friend that she would Like me to meet. (I got the impression she was more into Mike K). So I meet her Friend Tommarow night. were gonna go out on a double Date. Should lead to another Interesting series of Events.
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Re: 2 Kills in one Night - - - Must Read (Vegeta)
holy ****.....why cant i meet girls like that!?!......is this a true story...it sounds too good to be true....i need me a german girl...well congrats on that kill...who cares about the kill of the neon when you have a kill of a hot german chick.... 
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Re: 2 Kills in one Night - - - Must Read (joy-Ride)
In before lock.
LOL.
Mike K- who had a great night last night.
BTW- Vegeta sweats like a marathon runner. If I didn't know any better, I would have thought he just jumped in a pool.
LOL.
Mike K- who had a great night last night.
BTW- Vegeta sweats like a marathon runner. If I didn't know any better, I would have thought he just jumped in a pool.
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From: Texasss
Re: 2 Kills in one Night - - - Must Read (joy-Ride)
German girls are *****... just watch out for them crotch crickets.
Oh, where the hell are the pictures... feel free to host them on http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com
Craig - Who is looking for the BS flag images, unless there is proof.
Oh, where the hell are the pictures... feel free to host them on http://www.we-todd-did-racing.com
Craig - Who is looking for the BS flag images, unless there is proof.
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Re: 2 Kills in one Night - - - Must Read (Ross)
No BS flag. But I'm not the type to pull a camera out.
Too bad I didn't have some friends in the closet.
Rodeo would have been in FULL EFFECT.
Too bad I didn't have some friends in the closet.
Rodeo would have been in FULL EFFECT.
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From: Texasss
Re: 2 Kills in one Night - - - Must Read (Mike K)
No BS flag. But I'm not the type to pull a camera out.
Too bad I didn't have some friends in the closet.
Rodeo would have been in FULL EFFECT.
Too bad I didn't have some friends in the closet.
Rodeo would have been in FULL EFFECT.
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From: Texasss
Re: 2 Kills in one Night - - - Must Read (RealTypeR)
Man, You almost had me on that one until the hand jobs part - I call your bluff bitches!!
Craig - Who, if he did not know Mike K, would call BS.
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From: Texasss
Re: 2 Kills in one Night - - - Must Read (CPR)
So veg got sloppy seconds huh... ewwww. So if you think about it, you guys have touched each others tools... ewwwwww That is why i stick to 2 girls on 1 guy and not 2 guys on 1 girl 
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Re: 2 Kills in one Night - - - Must Read (CPR)
You guys saw each others tool...lol
Nice kills fellas. Vegeta did you post that drunk or is your grammar just worse then buttcoin's?