Mines gotta be the day I brought it home. The previous owner did not have a clamp over the TB holding the intake on so when I was puttin one on a kid who was maybe around 12 years old comes up: "That car is loud! What kind of engine is in it?" I told him to look for himself and he said "Holy ****, all that noise from an engine the size of a sewing machine!?" Anyone else had something funny said to them about their EF?

 

that it's a girls car and I was a *** for driving it.

 

A guy I was giving a ride into town because his 87 camaro died on the road... "is this one of those fast and furious cars"

 

"so what color was that thing?"

(refering to my 3-tone body)

and "your muffler is falling off"

(refering to my slanted n1)

 

I had a couple young smart *** kids come up and call my 89 Civic Si a station wagon

 

egg shell

 

I had a guy laugh when he heard my car idle at the drags. He said something like, your car sounds so shitty it sounds like a mustang.

Then i replied.

No my cams are just that big.

He left me alone after that.

 

Where is the tech in this thread?

 

Saw that comming a while ago ^^^^^^

 

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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Deetz &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I had a couple young smart *** kids come up and call my 89 Civic Si a station wagon</TD></TR></TABLE>i had an old lady say that about my old 91 DX hatch.

 

I was workin on my car one day and some girl came up to me and said,

"I love hondas, they're hot!" so i say

"oh you know about hondas?" She says yeah i just learned about carburetors!!!!

I turned and went back to work.... she left.

 

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"I love hondas, they're hot!" so i say

"oh you know about hondas?" She says yeah i just learned about carburetors!!!!

I turned and went back to work.... she left. </TD></TR></TABLE>

if she was good looking I'm gonna slap you.

 

The slutty type... good from far but far from good.

 

"hey, do you want to run that turd bucket? punk ganksta."

was a kid with his friend driving a lexus, he lost horribly.

 

some old lady called my car a sardine can and told me to move it

 

I get funny things said about my gold civic everyday... But then I reply with a smart "I filled up yesterday. Took 9 gallons and had 320 miles on that tank. Still had 3 gallons left."

One day my car will be fast and they will learn.

Rock on the EFs!

 

Taking pics of my hatch in a park, I nice old couple comes up to me and says wow thats a pretty car, then the old lady says I really like PT cruisers WTF?!?!

 

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HAHAH dats sum funny ****...well the funniest/stupidest thing sumone said about my EF was..."UR CAR LOOKS LIKE A GO-CART ON 15s"

 

I was over one of my girlfriend's houses and her dad saw my crx and looked underneath and asked where the lawnmower blades are.

 

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Ive gotten that b4 from some hick friends .
My 7 year old daughter told me that she wanted to paint eyes on my car so it will look like Sponge Bob Square Pant's , I told her if she thinks about finger painting on my hood i'm going to burn all her sponge bob dvd's and drive to the beach and cut sponge bob's fingers off. That's Father of The Year stuff right there !

 

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Life with no laughter life is no life at all.
I think a thread or two for ****'s and giggles won't kill us.

 

a guy down the street called it a ******* geo metro.

spongebob squarepants the sewing machine! now available at your local honda dealer.

 

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WTF ! , you should kick that guy square in the dick for that !

 

couple of girls asked why they make "ferrari's that low"

refering to my old RED crx si this was around 1999. haha