So its was baiscly monsooning here for a little bit and then it let up enough to turn my wipers of buuuut the sons of bitches won't turn off. They have high speed and low speed but know int. Or off. What could be the problem? I don't wanna here flip the switch to off because I know someone will say it. I'm very anoyed about this so please help me.

 

sounds like your switch is worn out. for those better suited to answer, you need to give more info.
i.e. year/chassis/model/mods.(like a steering wheel)/etc.

 

No prob its a 98 civic ex with an intake besides that it is bone stock

 

i had like the same problem with mine, then it just stoped working and it was stuck on fast. what i found it was is on the block part of the switch thats inside the steering coloum, right behind where the switch pivots, is a little knub are that spins when you turn the swith, chances are that it broke, i bought a new switch from someone on here for like 20$ and i takes like 15min to change if you know half way what your doing. and yes, you do have to take your steering wheel off.