Me and Opie are starting a business...
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Me and Opie are starting a business...
The name of our new company is. ITR security consultants, LLC.
At one of our private consultations you will learn from the pro's on how to keep an ITR out of the hands of car thief vermin.
Highlights of the "how to" course include...
How to effectively wing empty Snapple bottles at the windshield of the "slammed on steelies" 4 door civic that's been tailing you since you left the mall.
How to tell the difference between an average knucklehead with a du-rag and a real car thief.
How to wave a Louisville Slugger and Rambo Knife at local tow truck drivers as they ride by your house.
How to teach, lazy, jaded, indifferent city cops how to actually catch someone in the act of stealing a car.
How to stake out mall and rail station parking lots for some good 'ol vigilante justice fun.
How Opie pics up potential car thieves by the neck and makes their feet dangle like streamers in the wind.
How to spot a "chop shop" and alert the authorities. (i.e. me and Opie)
How to make owners of "tint" shops in the Bronx and Yonkers that "install" alarms and make a duplicates of your key and alarm remote while they're at it, quiver in fear.
and much much more...
Call now for your first consultation, only $59.95. Operators are standing by.
1-888-KEEP-ITR
At one of our private consultations you will learn from the pro's on how to keep an ITR out of the hands of car thief vermin.
Highlights of the "how to" course include...
How to effectively wing empty Snapple bottles at the windshield of the "slammed on steelies" 4 door civic that's been tailing you since you left the mall.
How to tell the difference between an average knucklehead with a du-rag and a real car thief.
How to wave a Louisville Slugger and Rambo Knife at local tow truck drivers as they ride by your house.
How to teach, lazy, jaded, indifferent city cops how to actually catch someone in the act of stealing a car.
How to stake out mall and rail station parking lots for some good 'ol vigilante justice fun.
How Opie pics up potential car thieves by the neck and makes their feet dangle like streamers in the wind.
How to spot a "chop shop" and alert the authorities. (i.e. me and Opie)
How to make owners of "tint" shops in the Bronx and Yonkers that "install" alarms and make a duplicates of your key and alarm remote while they're at it, quiver in fear.
and much much more...
Call now for your first consultation, only $59.95. Operators are standing by.
1-888-KEEP-ITR
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Re: Me and Opie are starting a business... (white rocket)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by white rocket »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">That's mint 
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Hourly rate for Opie as my personal bodyguard?</TD></TR></TABLE>
You'll have to PM him on that.
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by pulpdeem »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
you guys should check out jiffy lube at rt. 440 in jersey city. youll have some fun there.
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Thanks for the tip, we're on it.
.Hourly rate for Opie as my personal bodyguard?</TD></TR></TABLE>
You'll have to PM him on that.
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you guys should check out jiffy lube at rt. 440 in jersey city. youll have some fun there.
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Thanks for the tip, we're on it.
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Re: Me and Opie are starting a business... (H-PIMP)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by H-PIMP »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
How Opie pics up potential car thieves by the neck and makes their feet dangle like streamers in the wind.</TD></TR></TABLE>
Just picturing this makes me spew soda out of my nose.
How Opie pics up potential car thieves by the neck and makes their feet dangle like streamers in the wind.</TD></TR></TABLE>
Just picturing this makes me spew soda out of my nose.
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Re: Me and Opie are starting a business... (white rocket)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by white rocket »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">That's mint .
Hourly rate for Opie as my personal bodyguard?</TD></TR></TABLE>
Opie's cheap. $0.00002 an hour with current exchange rate.
.Hourly rate for Opie as my personal bodyguard?</TD></TR></TABLE>
Opie's cheap. $0.00002 an hour with current exchange rate.
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Re: Me and Opie are starting a business... (H-PIMP)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by H-PIMP »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">The name of our new company is. ITR security consultants, LLC.
At one of our private consultations you will learn from the pro's on how to keep an ITR out of the hands of car thief vermin.
Highlights of the "how to" course include...
How to wave a Louisville Slugger and Rambo Knife at local tow truck drivers as they ride by your house.
Call now for your first consultation, only $59.95. Operators are standing by.
1-888-KEEP-ITR</TD></TR></TABLE>
My absolute favorite of the "How to" LOL, that **** actually made me laugh at my desk.. 
........for some reason i picture a short middle aged philipino man doing it though...LOLOLOL
At one of our private consultations you will learn from the pro's on how to keep an ITR out of the hands of car thief vermin.
Highlights of the "how to" course include...
How to wave a Louisville Slugger and Rambo Knife at local tow truck drivers as they ride by your house.
Call now for your first consultation, only $59.95. Operators are standing by.
1-888-KEEP-ITR</TD></TR></TABLE>
My absolute favorite of the "How to" LOL, that **** actually made me laugh at my desk..
........for some reason i picture a short middle aged philipino man doing it though...LOLOLOL
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Re: Me and Opie are starting a business... (tommymoose)
Classic.
Where you been hiding for the last 2 years Rob? long time no see.
No joke HPimp rolls with pedal lockers, steeringwheel locks, shifter locks, alarm and all that just at the track.
Where you been hiding for the last 2 years Rob? long time no see.
No joke HPimp rolls with pedal lockers, steeringwheel locks, shifter locks, alarm and all that just at the track.
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Re: Me and Opie are starting a business... (H-PIMP)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by H-PIMP »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">How to tell the difference between an average knucklehead with a du-rag and a real car thief.</TD></TR></TABLE>
ROFL!
It's a skill, it really is.
I don't come cheap. But I do come thru.
And RTW, I sent that EG hit squad out after you.
-Security Officer Opie
ROFL!
It's a skill, it really is.
I don't come cheap. But I do come thru.
And RTW, I sent that EG hit squad out after you.
-Security Officer Opie
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Re: Me and Opie are starting a business... (len)
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Opie's cheap. $0.00002 an hour with current exchange rate.</TD></TR></TABLE>
Hahaha I'm just going to give Opie beer.
Opie's cheap. $0.00002 an hour with current exchange rate.</TD></TR></TABLE>
Hahaha I'm just going to give Opie beer.
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Re: Me and Opie are starting a business... (Type-R Yo!)
I was inspired by to write this thread when I realized Opie and I had been through 3 ITR's in the last 5 years between the 2 of us, and, never had one stolen while living in an area where the odds defy logic.
I garaged my ITR's and drove occasionally, but Opie parked his outside for years! Right in his driveway in Yonkers no less! I used to worry for him every time I saw him drive by my job, there was truly a sigh of relief the day he sold it. As weird as that may sound.
I garaged my ITR's and drove occasionally, but Opie parked his outside for years! Right in his driveway in Yonkers no less! I used to worry for him every time I saw him drive by my job, there was truly a sigh of relief the day he sold it. As weird as that may sound.
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Opie »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I want you </TD></TR></TABLE>
:middlefinger:
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Re: (Opie)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Opie »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I want you to. </TD></TR></TABLE>
Will and I can roll up with the redneck hauler and dolly if you wish....for a price.
Will and I can roll up with the redneck hauler and dolly if you wish....for a price.
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Re: (Opie)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Opie »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I want you to. </TD></TR></TABLE>
lol.. If you guys are hiring I'm available in the NY/NJ area..
I am well-armed..
lol.. If you guys are hiring I'm available in the NY/NJ area..
I am well-armed..