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LOL Brando that's the funniest thing i've heard in weeks lol, my wife is trippin' on why the expletive i'm laughing so hard, combat roll out of the car while it was moving too ******* funny... are these things poisonous or what, and the size of a damn CD??

GG freaky spider

 

Brando you are not the only one that hates spiders with a passion...

now i kind of have second thoughts about ever going to hawaii LOL!

if that happened to me while i was in the car... i would scream so damn loud it would not be funny.

 

damn, 3''-6''!

thats a huge bitch!

 

I was detailing a cadillac last week, and i reached under the seat to pull some crap out and I got bit by a spider. I didn't see the ******, but he get me right on the thumb and I couldn't squeeze or grasp until I got home and put some benadryl on it. Spiders and bugs in general really suck.

 

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OOOH i bet it WOULD be

speaking of which it's been years since i've seen Arachnaphobia (spelling)... i ******* hate spiders but i love hat movie for some dumb reason

 

wowzer!

that is....yeah

&lt;---Andrew who would also combat roll from his upon seeing one of those

 

I've never seen one of those in Hawaii.

 

Thanks. I will not sleep tonight.

 

I've almost wrecked two vehicles due to spiders making sudden, unwanted appearances

The first time was in the Scout. A spider dropped down from the driver's side visor and waved a few paws at me. I screamed like a little girl, and in one smooth motion grabbed the spider with my left hand and smashed it against the outside of the door. I completely lost all track of the road and what I was doing for a solid 20 seconds. Scary in a lifted truck with seriously overboosted power steering.

The second time was in the wagon. A spider just magically appeared on the steering wheel. I screamed like a bitch yet again, which apparently scared the spider, because he jumped on my lap. I punched myself in the nuts with almost a full swing trying to kill the spider, which made me scream again. I look up to see myself hurtling towards a curb. I never found that little bastard's body, but there were a few legs mashed into my jeans, so I'm guessing he got the worst of it.

I really hate spiders.

 

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LMFAO!

 

LMFAO!

 

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No ******' doubt. I'm not coming to Hawaii to visit . I'd run like a little school girl from that ****. I ******* HATE spiders. Especially when they creep up on you and you don't notice them until they're right up on you.

Did you know: in the average household you are always no more than 6 feet from a spider AT ALL TIMES. Try sleeping now fockers

 

didnt this happen on the brady bunch once?

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Splat &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I've almost wrecked two vehicles due to spiders making sudden, unwanted appearances

The first time was in the Scout. A spider dropped down from the driver's side visor and waved a few paws at me. I screamed like a little girl, and in one smooth motion grabbed the spider with my left hand and smashed it against the outside of the door. I completely lost all track of the road and what I was doing for a solid 20 seconds. Scary in a lifted truck with seriously overboosted power steering.

The second time was in the wagon. A spider just magically appeared on the steering wheel. I screamed like a bitch yet again, which apparently scared the spider, because he jumped on my lap. I punched myself in the nuts with almost a full swing trying to kill the spider, which made me scream again. I look up to see myself hurtling towards a curb. I never found that little bastard's body, but there were a few legs mashed into my jeans, so I'm guessing he got the worst of it.

I really hate spiders.</TD></TR></TABLE>
LMFAOROFLLOLROFLLMFAOROFLLMFAOLOLROFLLMFAO, jesus i'm in tears over here

 

lol @ splat

 

i know you did NOT hesitate to get the raid. lol, spraying it into the R ownz. anyway, good scare. take care!!

 

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Brake cleaner works best on spiders

And yes, I'll be having nightmares tonight

 

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omg, I would die.

 

poor spider

 

omg omg omg ew.

I broke my friend's windshield with my hand trying to kill a spider. I was sitting shotty and it was scurrying around the interior.

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Splat &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I've almost wrecked two vehicles due to spiders making sudden, unwanted appearances

The first time was in the Scout. A spider dropped down from the driver's side visor and waved a few paws at me. I screamed like a little girl, and in one smooth motion grabbed the spider with my left hand and smashed it against the outside of the door. I completely lost all track of the road and what I was doing for a solid 20 seconds. Scary in a lifted truck with seriously overboosted power steering.

The second time was in the wagon. A spider just magically appeared on the steering wheel. I screamed like a bitch yet again, which apparently scared the spider, because he jumped on my lap. I punched myself in the nuts with almost a full swing trying to kill the spider, which made me scream again. I look up to see myself hurtling towards a curb. I never found that little bastard's body, but there were a few legs mashed into my jeans, so I'm guessing he got the worst of it.

I really hate spiders.</TD></TR></TABLE>

LMFAO omg im still crying

 

Splat's stories are classic.

Do you carry Raid around with you? You really must be terrified of them if so.

 

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ha gee thanks

hilarious Splat, gave me a good laugh.