So I was driving on a busy road the other night. My tires are kinda baldish, roads are wet, and some fool slams on his brakes a couple cars ahead of me. I had decent room in front of me and the Escalade in front of me, but when I put my brakes on I still managed to slide into the back of him (damn my bald tires, new ones have been on order for a few days now though). Luckily I didn't do any damage to his car, I just hit his tow hitch cover..

Mickey Mouse Cracks

And then I find this ****** taunting me in my garage...

 

that's a fat little mouse

 

get it before it chews up your harness

 

That's the automotive equivalent to a mushroom stamp.

 

No worries, mouseys dead, I think he was eating the poison we had laid out, thats why he just sat there and let me take a picture of him

 

haha look at that ****** mouse, hes all fat and **** i bet hes the one that ate away your tire tread

 

that sux man.

 

sucks man. at least your going to get your tires .