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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 07:17 PM
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Here in the internet world, there are many people that you simply cannot trust. These types include ( but are not limited to ): 56-year-old midgets that claim that they are 18-year-old girls, 14-year-old kids that claim to be veteran Honda technicians, and white guys from Minnesota that claim to be O.G.s from the streets of the ghetto. If, at any time, you find yourself wondering if someone on this part of the forum really owns a fifth-gen Prelude like he or she says they do, use this checklist:

YOU MIGHT OWN A FIFTH-GEN PRELUDE IF....

1. You are the only import car owner asking the guy at AutoZone where the Synchromesh is at

2. Civic owners think you drive a supercar

3. Another Honda owner has ever called your car a " fat pig "

4. You have ever called your 2.2-liter a " big block "

5. You've looked everywhere and finally realized that there are no aftermarket headlights for your car

6. You aren't that impressed when you see " Type-SH "

7. You actually know what " Type-SH " means

8. You have ever counted the days until your timing belt tensioner failed

9. Counting the days until your timing belt tensioner failed was pointless because it always failed way sooner than you expected it to

10. You hate RSX owners

11. The guys at the transmission shop know you on a first-name basis

12. Your Honda burns more oil than your two-cycle weed eater

add on...
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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 07:40 PM
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Default Re: you might own a fifth-gen if... (DIRTYsouthBB6)

Teh gay
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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 07:48 PM
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Default Re: you might own a fifth-gen if... (EbpEm1)

wtf
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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 07:57 PM
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if:

you have lost to too many 4th gens

your car does weigh a ton

your atts is crap bc your car has a turbo

why do you hate rsx owners??
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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 08:02 PM
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I love RSX owners.
I had a car on my friends type S with intake and reflash from a 60punch.

I love k20a2 and k20a they are the ****.
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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 08:07 PM
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i love sex too

k20s are hyped up

you may own a 4th gen if:

you put your rmf header back on today and want to go vtec to your hearts desire....lol....me....hahha
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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 08:16 PM
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hyped up as in they arent that good.

If thats what you mean

195whp.

from I.H.E and reflash is pretty damn good.
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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 08:27 PM
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h22s can do the same thing all day long...

200whp over here
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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 08:30 PM
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I agree with like 1 of those things and I do own a fifth gen.
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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 08:48 PM
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wait...what the heck is this? it doesn't even make sense.
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Old Dec 17, 2005 | 09:18 PM
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Default Re: you might own a fifth-gen if... (DIRTYsouthBB6)

If you make stupid threads.
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