you might own a fifth-gen if...
Here in the internet world, there are many people that you simply cannot trust. These types include ( but are not limited to ): 56-year-old midgets that claim that they are 18-year-old girls, 14-year-old kids that claim to be veteran Honda technicians, and white guys from Minnesota that claim to be O.G.s from the streets of the ghetto. If, at any time, you find yourself wondering if someone on this part of the forum really owns a fifth-gen Prelude like he or she says they do, use this checklist:
YOU MIGHT OWN A FIFTH-GEN PRELUDE IF....
1. You are the only import car owner asking the guy at AutoZone where the Synchromesh is at
2. Civic owners think you drive a supercar
3. Another Honda owner has ever called your car a " fat pig "
4. You have ever called your 2.2-liter a " big block "
5. You've looked everywhere and finally realized that there are no aftermarket headlights for your car
6. You aren't that impressed when you see " Type-SH "
7. You actually know what " Type-SH " means
8. You have ever counted the days until your timing belt tensioner failed
9. Counting the days until your timing belt tensioner failed was pointless because it always failed way sooner than you expected it to
10. You hate RSX owners
11. The guys at the transmission shop know you on a first-name basis
12. Your Honda burns more oil than your two-cycle weed eater
add on...
YOU MIGHT OWN A FIFTH-GEN PRELUDE IF....
1. You are the only import car owner asking the guy at AutoZone where the Synchromesh is at
2. Civic owners think you drive a supercar
3. Another Honda owner has ever called your car a " fat pig "
4. You have ever called your 2.2-liter a " big block "
5. You've looked everywhere and finally realized that there are no aftermarket headlights for your car
6. You aren't that impressed when you see " Type-SH "
7. You actually know what " Type-SH " means
8. You have ever counted the days until your timing belt tensioner failed
9. Counting the days until your timing belt tensioner failed was pointless because it always failed way sooner than you expected it to
10. You hate RSX owners
11. The guys at the transmission shop know you on a first-name basis
12. Your Honda burns more oil than your two-cycle weed eater
add on...
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