Lets try to top each other with random silly ****.
Think in terms of Kirk's Blimp Hangar thing (which still makes me laugh).

Here's my first shot.
The Big Fat Gods of Rock:

On Guitar, Leslie West...



On Bass, The Titanic Paul Goddard...



On drums, naturally, the great John Bonham...



And finally, Vocals, Black Francis...



Scott, who says "Heroin? Ain't no heroin around here. Just cheeseburgers and beer."

 

Appropo of nothing:








Scott, who asks: this is kinda like a board game right?

 

I'm not sure where this thread is going, but here's the Mentors.

 

I am not sure where this is going either... but I sometimes wonder I how a band that looks like a bunch of boy band rejects makes cool music. I present...Rammstein.

 

Since when is Rammstein good?

All I've got is this since I'm on a Devin Townsend kick.. again.



chris - also anxiously awaiting 1/13/06 when anthrax returns again.....

 

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John just scanned those album covers from his own personal collection.

 

BOW DOWN TO



FLOCK OF SEAGULLS!

 

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See the first comment would deserve an *** whooping, but the second comment makes the first seem less wrong.

How about a certain former Testament guitarist Alex Skolnick... playing the blues now? WTF?!

 

ummm...yeah...well, I really like slurpees. And I don't know who the Hell that is. So sometimes, that picture just scares me.

 

I know, pop princess, overproduced, overhyped.... but damn.

 

When I saw this thread don't know why it jostled from my mind Wendy O Williams and the Plasmatics from the 80s. Crazy damn band. She was an ex-porno person. Chain sawed guitars, blew up cars in studio on Tom Snyder and other crazy crap.

 

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Maybe I am unedumacated... who the hell is that.

 

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Anna Nalick

 

don't even bring that weak sauce in here.

gentlemen, i present to you.....danzig.






naval secretary Richard DANZIG

 

I thought we were doing fat rock stars?


Meatloaf - can't believe noone's put him up yet...

John Popper (God I hate the blues travelers)

and just for fun:

 

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never heard of her. but yeah.....i would.


i was going to put up meatloaf, but calling him a rocker of any sort, albeit a fat one, is still giving him too much credit.

 

let's just say I strectched the meaning of rock a wee-bit, eh? not so many fat ones what with all that coke and speed and stuff...

Does BIlly Joel count as a "rocker"?



damn, hard to find a good fat pic - always wearing black sitting behing a damn piano...

 

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Argh! Someone beat me to Gwar! Damn, they do a good show...

 

how about this classy fellow?

 

oh yeah, Vince Neil... I remember a couple years ago, I was bored at night and flipping through cable. I see Motley Crue on stage. two thoughts came to mind:

- damn he got fat!
- how sad is it when the only gig the band could get was intermission at a wrestling match?

 

Dimmu Borgir...



Its what I'll scare my future kids with.

 

One of the best in hip hop....

Brian

 

Building off the Fat post and Parliament posts..



George Clinton! Parliament funkadelic

 

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i need a senior thesis on sanscrit please.

&lt;---wonders if anyone will catch that reference.

 

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We're not gonna protest!