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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 12:10 PM
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Default I'm Going Out West to Whip Andy Hope's ***...

I'm all up in Hope's ****. I'll lap his *** and flip him off when I go by. The second time I lap him I'll park the car, get out, and show him my hairy *** in turn 1. I'm even going to get "Hope Suxors" tattooed on it tomorrow.

All I need is for someone to give me a race car and a few thousand dollars and I'm all over it.

Scott, who figures what the hell, it worked for Chad.
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 12:15 PM
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I dunno I'd prefer to whip Rachel's posterior.

Oh I so went there.
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 12:46 PM
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Scott, as soon as we start making race clutches that we need tested, you'll be the first on my list.
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 12:57 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Catch 22 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I'm all up in Hope's ****. I'll lap his *** and flip him off when I go by. The second time I lap him I'll park the car, get out, and show him my hairy *** in turn 1. I'm even going to get "Hope Suxors" tattooed on it tomorrow.

All I need is for someone to give me a race car and a few thousand dollars and I'm all over it.

Scott, who figures what the hell, it worked for Chad.</TD></TR></TABLE>

lmao...ill try to sneak ya some brakes out the door, Stop in at Brembo Racing on your way out.

oh wait.....380mm X 35mm rotors arent going to squeeze under your 13" wheels, better find a dubb sponsorship too.

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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 01:02 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by allenp &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Scott, as soon as we start making race clutches that we need tested, you'll be the first on my list. </TD></TR></TABLE>

Do you honestly need to test clutches that are required to handle 32 hp?

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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 01:03 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by maxQ &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

Do you honestly need to test clutches that are required to handle 32 hp?

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Not thats funny... i don't care who you rrr...
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 01:09 PM
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what's up with this scot....

you got some ingrown hairs in your underside that need worked out?


don't hate on me cause i'm willing to tow across the country to race...

i had to go anyways...why not take the car and get a couple of races in....right?

thanks again allen and lUk USA!!
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 02:22 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by maxQ &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

Do you honestly need to test clutches that are required to handle 32 hp?

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It was 90.
"was"

That would be why I need a race car.
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 03:07 PM
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How about this...
I come out to Road Atlanta mid-late '06. You line up a rental H1 ride for 1 weekend or even 1 day. I taunt you, take cheap shots, talk about mullets. We battle.
I'm sure you have plenty friends that would like to see you go really fast on the track. They might even help cover your costs.
Why joke about it? Let's go.
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 03:12 PM
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Andy why not Mid-Ohio again? But RA will be good too, I'll come to either to watch the showdown. :cues old west music: You seemed to do well there!<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Catch 22 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I'm all up in Hope's ****. I'll lap his *** and flip him off when I go by. The second time I lap him I'll park the car, get out, and show him my hairy *** in turn 1. I'm even going to get "Hope Suxors" tattooed on it tomorrow.

All I need is for someone to give me a race car and a few thousand dollars and I'm all over it.

Scott, who figures what the hell, it worked for Chad.</TD></TR></TABLE>

LMAO!!!!!!
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Old Nov 17, 2005 | 09:17 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Catch 22 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">All I need is for someone to give me a race car and a few thousand dollars and I'm all over it.

Scott, who figures what the hell, it worked for Chad.</TD></TR></TABLE>

Hell, I'll start the charity/sponsorship. I've got plenty of floor space, even more beer, and plenty of food. At least you have a place to stay in AZ!

Erik
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Old Nov 18, 2005 | 02:56 AM
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best thread ever....
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Old Nov 18, 2005 | 06:04 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Catch 22 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">...and show him my hairy *** in turn 1. </TD></TR></TABLE>

Now there's some imagery I could have gone my whole life time without, God Damn Neanderthals . . . .
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Old Nov 18, 2005 | 06:45 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by AndyHope &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I come out to Road Atlanta mid-late '06. You line up a rental H1 ride for 1 weekend or even 1 day. I taunt you, take cheap shots, talk about mullets. We battle.

I'm sure you have plenty friends that would like to see you go really fast on the track. They might even help cover your costs.
Why joke about it? Let's go.</TD></TR></TABLE>

I'd love to see it, personally.
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Old Nov 18, 2005 | 07:38 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Back in Black &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I'd love to see it, personally.</TD></TR></TABLE>

I would rather watch an Iron Chef match pairing Rachel Ray vs Giada using chocolate pudding. Then, a wrestling match to determine the winner....using said pudding....but thats just me.




nick, who drags 'them' back into another thread....lol
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Old Nov 18, 2005 | 07:57 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I come out to Road Atlanta mid-late '06. You line up a rental H1 ride... </TD></TR></TABLE>

I believe that would require Scott to race with NASA in the series he helped create. And from what I can tell, there's a much better chance of seeing *me* in an H1 car at Road Atl. in '06. (hint: I don't posess a race license, nor do I plan to get one).

I would, however, pay money to see Muresan or Puckett vs. Hope......
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Old Nov 18, 2005 | 08:21 AM
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I would like to take this opportunity to call out Michael Schumacher. Michael, if you're reading this, I will sooooo own your Leno chin. You name the time and place where we will have matching Ferrari F1 cars, fly me out there, and I am there.

I'm waiting. No "I no sprecken zie English" excuse this time either.

Pat
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Old Nov 18, 2005 | 08:56 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Catch 22 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">.. and show him my hairy *** in turn 1....</TD></TR></TABLE>

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by MaddMatt &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I would, however, pay money to see [that]... </TD></TR></TABLE>

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Back in Black &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I'd love to see it, personally.</TD></TR></TABLE>

Allen, who enjoys the power of taking things out of context. I should be a member of the media.
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Old Nov 18, 2005 | 09:01 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by MaddMatt &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">best thread ever....</TD></TR></TABLE>
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Old Nov 18, 2005 | 09:19 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by slowSER &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I would like to take this opportunity to call out Michael Schumacher. Michael, if you're reading this, I will sooooo own your Leno chin. You name the time and place where we will have matching Ferrari F1 cars, fly me out there, and I am there.

I'm waiting. No "I no sprecken zie English" excuse this time either.

Pat</TD></TR></TABLE>

lmao!

Im going to go ahead and follow your lead Pat,...but shoot a bit lower. I mean come on John Force, how hard is it to go in a strait line you pu55y! Name the time bitch...and its on like donkey kong!

If I win, I get to take Ashley Force out on the town....on your credit card. Deal?
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Old Nov 18, 2005 | 11:39 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Johnny Tran &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
If I win, I get to take Ashley Force out on the town....on your credit card. Deal?</TD></TR></TABLE>

TTIWWOP!
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Old Nov 18, 2005 | 01:16 PM
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I will take this moment to call out that big mouth 94accordsedan, yeah dude lets see what you got just name a time and place.

Sean who think he may just have called Sean out for a grudge match.
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Old Nov 18, 2005 | 02:01 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Sean who think he may just have called Sean out for a grudge match.</TD></TR></TABLE>

Reminds me of a local radio jocky who interviewed himself one time.

"I'm not sure I understand my question. Can I repeat that for me again??"

Funny ****....
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