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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 12:46 PM
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Default This time I mean it...I've had enough...I'm calling it right here: I'm a Vintage Racer!

You seen what they got out there?

They got K-motors putting down 300whp with bolt ons.

They got Forced Induction and AWD in T2.

Everywhere I turn it's just krazy.

So I set my Way (but not too far) Back Machine to "The Best Year":

And Bee-Bee-Boo-Bee-Boo-Bee-Bop: It's 1998!

And the Kaa to have is: The Integra Type-R! Powered by the stock B18C5 - like old man Honda told God it should have.

"Gimme that old time religion - it's good enough for me".

I don't need to be the Big Dog...or the Big Bird...or whatever.

I found the doorway into the zone - it's the drivers side door of my Rrrrrrrrr.

AND - in my perpetual 1998 "The Type-R can never lose."

Vintage isn't just a class you race in. It's a way of living.

Scott, who is just rationalizing...and is glad he's not rationalizing leading the way in Deux Chevaux racing in America...I'd be stuck having to run all that FDM carp.
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 12:56 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by RR98ITR &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 12:57 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by RR98ITR &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Scott, who is just rationalizing...and is glad he's not rationalizing leading the way in Deux Chevaux racing in America...I'd be stuck having to run all that FDM carp.</TD></TR></TABLE>


FDM Carp would be spelled FDM Carpe - but it's kinda fishy. The other FDM you were probably thinking about would be spelled FDM Merde.

wheeeee, it's friday! Oh wait, merde, it's only mercredi.
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 12:59 PM
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I think we should just discuss Rachel Ray's butt.
Its going to be cold in Georgia tonight.
Brrrrrrrrr.....
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 01:03 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by RR98ITR &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
So I set my Way (but not too far) Back Machine to "The Best Year":

And Bee-Bee-Boo-Bee-Boo-Bee-Bop: It's 1998!

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No no no no no........ You got it all wrong... "The Best Year" was 1991.. before VTEC made it to the US (not counting the NSX)
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 01:05 PM
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Next thing you know they'll have people going sideways and call it racing... oh no wait they already did.

Sean who thinks Scott needs to have a cheeseburger and start at Rachel Ray.
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 01:06 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Catch 22 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I think we should just discuss Rachel Ray's butt.
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Mmmm... Rachel Ray's butt. Mmmmmmm.....
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 01:12 PM
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Post's about Rachel Ray's butt are worthless without pics.

Scott, who thinks an awful lot of RR/AX guys appear to be watching the Food Network...to get a look at this gals butt...
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 01:12 PM
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1998 isn't vintage - unless you're talking about wine. Want vintage, buy a real vintage car, you know, something like a an E30 M3. Then you can go vintage racing and run the 13/13 rule to help keep your vintage racer lookin' good.
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 01:17 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by RR98ITR &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
Scott, who thinks an awful lot of RR/AX guys appear to be watching the Food Network...to get a look at this gals butt...</TD></TR></TABLE>

I watch so I can learn how to cook. Spending x amount of dollars on lunch and dinner sucks.
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 01:17 PM
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I googled "Rachel Rays Butt" and got nothing but her recipe for BBQ sandwiches.

I guess you are just going to have to watch you some Food Network and see for yourself.

Scott, who likes him some hearty midwestern farmgirl on a cold November night.

PS - I didn't really google anything. I'm lazy, and thats RJs job.
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 01:18 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by RR98ITR &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Post's about Rachel Ray's butt are worthless without pics.

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Have you heard of this thing called Google? I know its before your time, but I heard it does amazing things.

Wanna race a vintage ricer? Buy a Honda S600... you'll be the pimp of the paddock with a car like that.
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 01:19 PM
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OOhh, did u see the episode where she went scuba diving? She wore this long, loose fitting black biker shorts instead of a bikini/thong bottom. Booooo.....
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 01:22 PM
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Default Re: This time I mean it...I've had enough...I'm calling it right here: I'm a Vintage Racer! (RR98ITR

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Johnny Mac &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">1998 isn't vintage - unless you're talking about wine. Want vintage, buy a real vintage car, you know, something like a an E30 M3. Then you can go vintage racing and run the 13/13 rule to help keep your vintage racer lookin' good.</TD></TR></TABLE>

Oh, I see where you're mixed up...You gotta spell ITV like this: "ITE". It's just a bureaucratic formality thing.

And WTF & GTFO: EVERBODY KNOWS: Type-R &gt; E30 M3

Scott, who...er, when it's raining!
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 01:26 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by RR98ITR &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Oh, I see where you're mixed up...You gotta spell ITV like this: "ITE". It's just a bureaucratic formality thing.

And WTF & GTFO: EVERBODY KNOWS: Type-R &gt; E30 M3

Scott, who...er, when it's raining!</TD></TR></TABLE>

Pfft Type R...

Real men race motorcyles in the Baja and Dakar. Those &gt; everything.
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 01:30 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Catch 22 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">PS - I didn't really google anything. I'm lazy, and thats RJs job.</TD></TR></TABLE>

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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 01:33 PM
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And THAT'S what Moderators are for.

Scott, who at least now knows what we're talking about...cooking show eh?...Yes, I see...
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 01:38 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 94accordsedan &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

Pfft Type R...

Real men race motorcyles in the Baja and Dakar. Those &gt; everything.
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That's nothing.

Real men fight each other with chainsaws inside cages - two enter, one (or fraction thereof) leaves.

Scott, who is ok if not everybody understands the Type-R...there are many cooking shows for them...
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 01:40 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by RR98ITR &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Scott, who is ok if not everybody understands the Type-R...there are man cooking shows for them...</TD></TR></TABLE>

Rachael Ray, cooking inside a Type-R?

Hmmm.... serve up a Mobil1 soffle, with a side of moton... elegantly presented on a Rinde™ Custom Jackstand!
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That's where you want to be at.

http://www.ffrchallenge.com/regionscontacts.html
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by RR98ITR &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

And WTF & GTFO: EVERBODY KNOWS: Type-R &gt; E30 M3

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Why all the vulgarity? You should've known that the E30 M3 rocks the ITR - not by much though. Something about RWD and 2.3L of pure high RPM power making it sing. But that's okay, Scott, we can continue to disagree.
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 02:48 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Catch 22 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I think we should just discuss Rachel Ray's butt.
Its going to be cold in Georgia tonight.
Brrrrrrrrr.....</TD></TR></TABLE>

I'll take Giada's cuddleboobs over Rachael's cuddlebutt any day.
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 02:49 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Johnny Mac &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Why all the vulgarity? </TD></TR></TABLE>

It's a distraction.


<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Johnny Mac &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">...You should've known that the E30 M3 rocks the ITR - not by much though. Something about RWD and 2.3L of pure high RPM power making it sing. </TD></TR></TABLE>

Yeah, but you see I HAVE an ITR.


<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Johnny Mac &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">...But that's okay, Scott, we can continue to disagree.</TD></TR></TABLE>

I'm agreeable to that.


Scott, who thought Johnny Mac should've known that WTF and GTFO are just friendly salutations on H-T....
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 03:12 PM
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I do and that's why my tone was pleasant. I should have written:

Why all of the vulgarity?
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Old Nov 16, 2005 | 03:27 PM
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No, no....it's MY fault...

I should've written: GTFO


Scott, who admits to holding the E30 M3 in high esteem...but I turned Japanese a long time ago...
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