This time I mean it...I've had enough...I'm calling it right here: I'm a Vintage Racer!
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From: Snowwhitepillowformybigfathead
You seen what they got out there?
They got K-motors putting down 300whp with bolt ons.
They got Forced Induction and AWD in T2.
Everywhere I turn it's just krazy.
So I set my Way (but not too far) Back Machine to "The Best Year":
And Bee-Bee-Boo-Bee-Boo-Bee-Bop: It's 1998!
And the Kaa to have is: The Integra Type-R! Powered by the stock B18C5 - like old man Honda told God it should have.
"Gimme that old time religion - it's good enough for me".
I don't need to be the Big Dog...or the Big Bird...or whatever.
I found the doorway into the zone - it's the drivers side door of my Rrrrrrrrr.
AND - in my perpetual 1998 "The Type-R can never lose."
Vintage isn't just a class you race in. It's a way of living.
Scott, who is just rationalizing...and is glad he's not rationalizing leading the way in Deux Chevaux racing in America...I'd be stuck having to run all that FDM carp.
They got K-motors putting down 300whp with bolt ons.
They got Forced Induction and AWD in T2.
Everywhere I turn it's just krazy.
So I set my Way (but not too far) Back Machine to "The Best Year":
And Bee-Bee-Boo-Bee-Boo-Bee-Bop: It's 1998!
And the Kaa to have is: The Integra Type-R! Powered by the stock B18C5 - like old man Honda told God it should have.
"Gimme that old time religion - it's good enough for me".
I don't need to be the Big Dog...or the Big Bird...or whatever.
I found the doorway into the zone - it's the drivers side door of my Rrrrrrrrr.
AND - in my perpetual 1998 "The Type-R can never lose."
Vintage isn't just a class you race in. It's a way of living.
Scott, who is just rationalizing...and is glad he's not rationalizing leading the way in Deux Chevaux racing in America...I'd be stuck having to run all that FDM carp.
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I don't need to be the Big Bird...
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HAha -Nelson
justifying your car to yourself is always a necessity
I don't need to be the Big Bird...
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HAha -Nelson
justifying your car to yourself is always a necessity
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by RR98ITR »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Scott, who is just rationalizing...and is glad he's not rationalizing leading the way in Deux Chevaux racing in America...I'd be stuck having to run all that FDM carp.</TD></TR></TABLE>
FDM Carp would be spelled FDM Carpe - but it's kinda fishy. The other FDM you were probably thinking about would be spelled FDM Merde.
wheeeee, it's friday! Oh wait, merde, it's only mercredi.
FDM Carp would be spelled FDM Carpe - but it's kinda fishy. The other FDM you were probably thinking about would be spelled FDM Merde.
wheeeee, it's friday! Oh wait, merde, it's only mercredi.
I think we should just discuss Rachel Ray's butt.
Its going to be cold in Georgia tonight.
Brrrrrrrrr.....
Its going to be cold in Georgia tonight.
Brrrrrrrrr.....
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So I set my Way (but not too far) Back Machine to "The Best Year":
And Bee-Bee-Boo-Bee-Boo-Bee-Bop: It's 1998!
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No no no no no........ You got it all wrong... "The Best Year" was 1991.. before VTEC made it to the US (not counting the NSX)
So I set my Way (but not too far) Back Machine to "The Best Year":
And Bee-Bee-Boo-Bee-Boo-Bee-Bop: It's 1998!
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No no no no no........ You got it all wrong... "The Best Year" was 1991.. before VTEC made it to the US (not counting the NSX)
Next thing you know they'll have people going sideways and call it racing... oh no wait they already did.
Sean who thinks Scott needs to have a cheeseburger and start at Rachel Ray.
Sean who thinks Scott needs to have a cheeseburger and start at Rachel Ray.
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Mmmm... Rachel Ray's butt. Mmmmmmm.....
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Mmmm... Rachel Ray's butt. Mmmmmmm.....
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Post's about Rachel Ray's butt are worthless without pics.
Scott, who thinks an awful lot of RR/AX guys appear to be watching the Food Network...to get a look at this gals butt...
Scott, who thinks an awful lot of RR/AX guys appear to be watching the Food Network...to get a look at this gals butt...
1998 isn't vintage - unless you're talking about wine. Want vintage, buy a real vintage car, you know, something like a an E30 M3. Then you can go vintage racing and run the 13/13 rule to help keep your vintage racer lookin' good.
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I watch so I can learn how to cook.
Spending x amount of dollars on lunch and dinner sucks.
Scott, who thinks an awful lot of RR/AX guys appear to be watching the Food Network...to get a look at this gals butt...</TD></TR></TABLE>
I watch so I can learn how to cook.
Spending x amount of dollars on lunch and dinner sucks.
I googled "Rachel Rays Butt" and got nothing but her recipe for BBQ sandwiches.
I guess you are just going to have to watch you some Food Network and see for yourself.
Scott, who likes him some hearty midwestern farmgirl on a cold November night.
PS - I didn't really google anything. I'm lazy, and thats RJs job.
I guess you are just going to have to watch you some Food Network and see for yourself.
Scott, who likes him some hearty midwestern farmgirl on a cold November night.
PS - I didn't really google anything. I'm lazy, and thats RJs job.
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Scott, who thinks an awful lot of RR/AX guys appear to be watching the Food Network...to get a look at this gals butt...</TD></TR></TABLE>
Have you heard of this thing called Google? I know its before your time, but I heard it does amazing things.
Wanna race a vintage ricer? Buy a Honda S600... you'll be the pimp of the paddock with a car like that.
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Have you heard of this thing called Google? I know its before your time, but I heard it does amazing things.
Wanna race a vintage ricer? Buy a Honda S600... you'll be the pimp of the paddock with a car like that.
OOhh, did u see the episode where she went scuba diving? She wore this long, loose fitting black biker shorts instead of a bikini/thong bottom. Booooo.....
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Johnny Mac »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">1998 isn't vintage - unless you're talking about wine. Want vintage, buy a real vintage car, you know, something like a an E30 M3. Then you can go vintage racing and run the 13/13 rule to help keep your vintage racer lookin' good.</TD></TR></TABLE>
Oh, I see where you're mixed up...You gotta spell ITV like this: "ITE". It's just a bureaucratic formality thing.
And WTF & GTFO: EVERBODY KNOWS: Type-R > E30 M3
Scott, who...er, when it's raining!
Oh, I see where you're mixed up...You gotta spell ITV like this: "ITE". It's just a bureaucratic formality thing.
And WTF & GTFO: EVERBODY KNOWS: Type-R > E30 M3
Scott, who...er, when it's raining!
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And WTF & GTFO: EVERBODY KNOWS: Type-R > E30 M3
Scott, who...er, when it's raining!</TD></TR></TABLE>
Pfft Type R...
Real men race motorcyles in the Baja and Dakar. Those > everything.
And WTF & GTFO: EVERBODY KNOWS: Type-R > E30 M3
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Pfft Type R...
Real men race motorcyles in the Baja and Dakar. Those > everything.
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And THAT'S what Moderators are for.
Scott, who at least now knows what we're talking about...cooking show eh?...Yes, I see...
Scott, who at least now knows what we're talking about...cooking show eh?...Yes, I see...
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Pfft Type R...
Real men race motorcyles in the Baja and Dakar. Those > everything.
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That's nothing.
Real men fight each other with chainsaws inside cages - two enter, one (or fraction thereof) leaves.
Scott, who is ok if not everybody understands the Type-R...there are many cooking shows for them...
Pfft Type R...
Real men race motorcyles in the Baja and Dakar. Those > everything.
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That's nothing.
Real men fight each other with chainsaws inside cages - two enter, one (or fraction thereof) leaves.
Scott, who is ok if not everybody understands the Type-R...there are many cooking shows for them...
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Rachael Ray, cooking inside a Type-R?
Hmmm.... serve up a Mobil1 soffle, with a side of moton... elegantly presented on a Rinde™ Custom Jackstand!
Rachael Ray, cooking inside a Type-R?
Hmmm.... serve up a Mobil1 soffle, with a side of moton... elegantly presented on a Rinde™ Custom Jackstand!
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And WTF & GTFO: EVERBODY KNOWS: Type-R > E30 M3
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Why all the vulgarity? You should've known that the E30 M3 rocks the ITR - not by much though. Something about RWD and 2.3L of pure high RPM power making it sing. But that's okay, Scott, we can continue to disagree.
And WTF & GTFO: EVERBODY KNOWS: Type-R > E30 M3
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Why all the vulgarity? You should've known that the E30 M3 rocks the ITR - not by much though. Something about RWD and 2.3L of pure high RPM power making it sing. But that's okay, Scott, we can continue to disagree.
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Its going to be cold in Georgia tonight.
Brrrrrrrrr.....</TD></TR></TABLE>
I'll take Giada's cuddleboobs over Rachael's cuddlebutt any day.
Its going to be cold in Georgia tonight.
Brrrrrrrrr.....</TD></TR></TABLE>
I'll take Giada's cuddleboobs over Rachael's cuddlebutt any day.
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Johnny Mac »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Why all the vulgarity? </TD></TR></TABLE>
It's a distraction.
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Yeah, but you see I HAVE an ITR.
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I'm agreeable to that.
Scott, who thought Johnny Mac should've known that WTF and GTFO are just friendly salutations on H-T....
It's a distraction.
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Yeah, but you see I HAVE an ITR.
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Johnny Mac »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">...But that's okay, Scott, we can continue to disagree.</TD></TR></TABLE>
I'm agreeable to that.
Scott, who thought Johnny Mac should've known that WTF and GTFO are just friendly salutations on H-T....
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Scott, who thought Johnny Mac should've known that WTF and GTFO are just friendly salutations on H-T....</TD></TR></TABLE>
I do and that's why my tone was pleasant. I should have written:
Why all of the vulgarity?
Scott, who thought Johnny Mac should've known that WTF and GTFO are just friendly salutations on H-T....</TD></TR></TABLE>
I do and that's why my tone was pleasant. I should have written:
Why all of the vulgarity?
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No, no....it's MY fault...
I should've written: GTFO
Scott, who admits to holding the E30 M3 in high esteem...but I turned Japanese a long time ago...
I should've written: GTFO
Scott, who admits to holding the E30 M3 in high esteem...but I turned Japanese a long time ago...




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