hey my friend made a discovery the other day
his alternator belt was squeaking after he changed it
so his dumb *** decided to grease the belt up to stop the squeaking
thinking that this would solve the problem
calls up a few of my friends asking why its still squeaking after he lubed it up
could imagine how hard we were laughing at him...
just thought i'd inform anyone looking for a good laugh

 

Poor bastard...

I have a spray for that kind of thing, it actually kicks ***, but it's not actually solving anything.