Expo does rub off on you.
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Had a great time at Expo: 4 blowing the porto-potty up.
Tonight, I walked to the entrance of my neighborhood (off a highway) and started shooting bottle rockets. Then I started shooting bottle rockets inside the porto-potty at a house being built. Then my friends (Dasani) friend was getting ready to shoot a bottle rocket across the deserted highway. I saw a car coming and noticed the outline and said "I think thats a cop" Dasani said shoot so he lit the bottle rocket. Right as the Sheriffs car was pulling in, the bottle rocket exploded on the ground about 10 feet away from it. A red SUV pulled up to us so I walked over to it with the last two of about 50 rockets we had. The two assclowns jumped into the weeds and hid. The guy in the SUV blinked his lights at the cop and asked me what I was doing. Me- "just shooting some fire crackers". Him-"it's late (1am). Me="sorry(unconcerned about this good-time spoiling *******). Him-"you have more to worry about now (points to cop car).
So I walked towards the cop car and the passenger deputy gets out.
Deputy 1- "What are you doing"
me- shooting off some bottle rockets
Two friends come out of weeds and driver deputy tells them to put their hands on the back of the car.
I am on the passenger side and the deputy tells me to go to the other side. I hand him the 2 bottle rockets and walk over and stop behind the other deputy patting my friends down.
Then he pats me down.
"how old are you boys?"
me- 18
dasani - 17
assclown - 16
"where do you live"
me- on the second street, (tell him my address)
dasani - over there (pointing in a vague direction)
me - he lives on xxxx off of xxx
assclown - i live in the city
"whats your name?" (directed at me)
me- chris tybor
"do you boys know its illegal to set off fireworks in washington county?"
me - no sir (lying off my ***)
"are you staying with him?" (directed at dasani)
dasani - no we're going to my house
"how old are you?"
dasani - 18, i mean 17, i turn 18 in like 6 days
"you boys can either go home or get arrested"
We turn and walk to my house as they follow us. I tell my parents, they said its harmless fun except for assclown shooting towards the highway.
If you go to Expo, think of all the fun you're taking home with you!
Tonight, I walked to the entrance of my neighborhood (off a highway) and started shooting bottle rockets. Then I started shooting bottle rockets inside the porto-potty at a house being built. Then my friends (Dasani) friend was getting ready to shoot a bottle rocket across the deserted highway. I saw a car coming and noticed the outline and said "I think thats a cop" Dasani said shoot so he lit the bottle rocket. Right as the Sheriffs car was pulling in, the bottle rocket exploded on the ground about 10 feet away from it. A red SUV pulled up to us so I walked over to it with the last two of about 50 rockets we had. The two assclowns jumped into the weeds and hid. The guy in the SUV blinked his lights at the cop and asked me what I was doing. Me- "just shooting some fire crackers". Him-"it's late (1am). Me="sorry(unconcerned about this good-time spoiling *******). Him-"you have more to worry about now (points to cop car).
So I walked towards the cop car and the passenger deputy gets out.
Deputy 1- "What are you doing"
me- shooting off some bottle rockets
Two friends come out of weeds and driver deputy tells them to put their hands on the back of the car.
I am on the passenger side and the deputy tells me to go to the other side. I hand him the 2 bottle rockets and walk over and stop behind the other deputy patting my friends down.
Then he pats me down.
"how old are you boys?"
me- 18
dasani - 17
assclown - 16
"where do you live"
me- on the second street, (tell him my address)
dasani - over there (pointing in a vague direction)
me - he lives on xxxx off of xxx
assclown - i live in the city
"whats your name?" (directed at me)
me- chris tybor
"do you boys know its illegal to set off fireworks in washington county?"
me - no sir (lying off my ***)
"are you staying with him?" (directed at dasani)
dasani - no we're going to my house
"how old are you?"
dasani - 18, i mean 17, i turn 18 in like 6 days
"you boys can either go home or get arrested"
We turn and walk to my house as they follow us. I tell my parents, they said its harmless fun except for assclown shooting towards the highway.
If you go to Expo, think of all the fun you're taking home with you!
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Now who would do something like that
Now who would do something like that
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None of us
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Yep. Me from Exblo 2
Yep. Me from Exblo 2

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Yep. Me from Exblo 2
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I think somebody is missing from this picture as I recall...I gotta give credit where credit is due (ready for an old pic???)

and now after I fixed his pants a bit...

Joo new splat was shooting at somebody important
Yep. Me from Exblo 2

</TD></TR></TABLE>I think somebody is missing from this picture as I recall...I gotta give credit where credit is due (ready for an old pic???)

and now after I fixed his pants a bit...

Joo new splat was shooting at somebody important
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.......fireworks Rule
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Blowing stuff up rules
.......fireworks Rule
</TD></TR></TABLE>Blowing stuff up rules
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by BudMan »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I think somebody is missing from this picture as I recall...I gotta give credit where credit is due (ready for an old pic???)

and now after I fixed his pants a bit...

Joo new splat was shooting at somebody important
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Is that Dave?

and now after I fixed his pants a bit...

Joo new splat was shooting at somebody important
</TD></TR></TABLE>Is that Dave?
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Is that Dave?</TD></TR></TABLE>
Werd.
Is that Dave?</TD></TR></TABLE>
Werd.
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Especially when me and you are blowing **** up on your Rear bumper!!!
remember us getting close to the ITBs though?
RAW FUEL BABY!
Especially when me and you are blowing **** up on your Rear bumper!!!
remember us getting close to the ITBs though?
RAW FUEL BABY!
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muffler > bumper
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muffler > bumper
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muffler > bumper
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DAAAAMMMNNNN
muffler > bumper
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DAAAAMMMNNNN
oh man, I used to toss those big like formation fireworks (the ones that shoot out of tubes and look professional-ish) into the foundations of houses being built on my street back in HS...it was sweet...too bad the street is full now
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