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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 01:17 PM
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I ordered in some Chinese food last night - it was delicious. I opened the door for the delivery guy wearing my Spoon/IPS sweatshirt and he starts asking me all these questions about what car I have and what mods, etc.

I may be paranoid but I lied and told him I don't have a car anymore. I wasn't about to tell him I had a Type R tucked away in the garage.
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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 01:21 PM
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Hahaha whenever someone asks what kinda car I have I always say Civic, of course that's not really a lie
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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 01:58 PM
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My fav. is "just a civic".
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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 02:00 PM
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bahahah That is just funny. I love the title!
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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 02:05 PM
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LOL... best thread of the day by far.

I'd have probably told him to buy it....
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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 02:11 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Flux &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I ordered in some Chinese food last night - it was delicious. I opened the door for the delivery guy wearing my Spoon/IPS sweatshirt and he starts asking me all these questions about what car I have and what mods, etc.

I may be paranoid but I lied and told him I don't have a car anymore. I wasn't about to tell him I had a Type R tucked away in the garage.</TD></TR></TABLE>


BUT WHAT IF HE'S ON HONDA-TECH TOO??? THEN HE'LL STEAL YOUR ITR FOR SURE!!!

**** i think you fucked up big by making this thread. lets all say a prayer that the chinese food delivery guy isnt on honda-tech, cus if he is, then flux's itr will be stolen indefinitly
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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 02:14 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by gsrmattski &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">lets all say a prayer that the chinese food delivery guy isnt on honda-tech, cus if he is, then flux's itr will be stolen indefinitly </TD></TR></TABLE>

LOL
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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 02:19 PM
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So why did you lie to me?
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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 02:25 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Flux &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I ordered in some Chinese food last night - it was delicious. I opened the door for the delivery guy wearing my Spoon/IPS sweatshirt and he starts asking me all these questions about what car I have and what mods, etc.

I may be paranoid but I lied and told him I don't have a car anymore. I wasn't about to tell him I had a Type R tucked away in the garage.</TD></TR></TABLE>

bwahahahahahaahahahaha

Funniest **** all day, if it's any consolation, I would have done the same, it's fucked up, but so is having your car stolen.
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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 02:25 PM
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rofl...
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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 02:34 PM
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Ya know, REAL Chineez food ain't delivered y0!
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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 03:00 PM
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You guys gonna be really surprise to hear this

I DRIVE MY Type R FOR CHINESE FOOD DELIVERY... just helping out my bro's restaurant on Friday nights...... and I rarely shut off my engine when i bring the food to people's house.

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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 03:01 PM
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good call .. i would have lied as well .. i would have told him i owned a geo metro with altezza's
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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 03:04 PM
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yup... whenever somebody asks about my car, I tell them it's just a riced up integra...

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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 03:17 PM
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I tell them the specs on my old car and they don't believe me anyways. Ah, oh well.
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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 03:19 PM
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I always tell people that it's an Accord with Integra tail lights. MANY people fall for it.
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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 03:20 PM
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Why did you lie to me man, imma cool guy. Im no thieve either, hey thats cool then next time the kung pao will be cold.
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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 03:21 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Philly_NBP_R &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">yup... whenever somebody asks about my car, I tell them it's just a riced up integra...

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I've been told that my car couldn't be a real type R, because I don't have the right rims (white TE37's)...

so... just change your rims and they'll never know the difference...

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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 03:26 PM
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Haha, respect teh chinese food delivery guy!
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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 03:39 PM
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very good idea to lie to the man, you don't ever know if one of those chinese guys can just pull out a katana and kung fu you to death and take your car
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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 03:53 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 97hatchback &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">very good idea to lie to the man, you don't ever know if one of those chinese guys can just pull out a katana and kung fu you to death and take your car</TD></TR></TABLE>

little stereotypical aren't we?
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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 03:56 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by djSALIX &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

little stereotypical aren't we? </TD></TR></TABLE>

aren't most people in america stereotypical due to their prejudices?
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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 04:18 PM
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Not smart at all after all the threads of peoples R's getting stolen. <TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by wpsadmin &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">You guys gonna be really surprise to hear this

I DRIVE MY Type R FOR CHINESE FOOD DELIVERY... just helping out my bro's restaurant on Friday nights...... and I rarely shut off my engine when i bring the food to people's house.

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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 06:49 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by djSALIX &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

little stereotypical aren't we? </TD></TR></TABLE>

Can't read the sarcasm? Some people need to chill out and not get worked up over what other people write on the internet.
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Old Nov 4, 2004 | 06:58 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by RacerXI &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">My fav. is "just a civic". </TD></TR></TABLE>
yup thats my answer
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