BROWN!!!

 

Okay, so I have to ask those in attendence who know what I'm talking about here... was my favorite ficus tree back again?

Matt

 

Nope, but there was a different ficus tree. A much, much older and assuredly more expensive ficus.

 

At least the first ficus was not a fake plastic tree.

Scott
Who never shys away from being offensive

 

I wouldn't put money on that. I think they both had the same amount (funny Freudian slip there, misspelled it as amound) of arboreal training*.


* Training a plant would be doing something like staking it so it stays upright. Right?

 

OK, let's be fair. I let you in on the No Gum thing, what's the ficus tree thing.

 

From the little I get of the joke, it's something about Matt humping a ficus tree I think... but I could be WAY off...

 

All I'm going to say is, unfortunately for Matt, he didn't hump the ficus tree.

You had to be there Rice. We'll catch you up at dinner someday. Maybe we can get a beverage to come out your nose again .
Damn... my side still hurts from the dinner conversation Saturday night.

 

I keep forgetting that you left early that weekend and didn't see the ficus tree! It's just a code word for a special someone.

Matt

 

That was a fine piece of bark!!!! Oh well.....


Matt