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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 11:53 AM
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"Blondes..." enough said.
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 11:57 AM
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"The new and improved F1 ab workout"

Looks like it works pretty well
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 11:59 AM
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Hey, check out my new Speak&Spell!
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 12:00 PM
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"Here you go Instructor Ghettoracer, you take the wheel."
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 12:02 PM
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I wonder if anyone bothered to point out that she had it backwards..

she is rather attractive though..
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 12:02 PM
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 12:02 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by mstewar &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I wonder if anyone bothered to point out that she had it backwards..

she is rather attractive though..</TD></TR></TABLE>

Captain Obvious to the rescue!!!
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 12:05 PM
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what wheel?

Barry H.
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 12:06 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 94accordsedan &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
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Brittany Johns, 19, despite an innate grasp of all things mechanical, suffered a serious back injury when the Michelin she was modeling against suddenly exploded beneath the blonde's 110 lb frame. Bernie Eccelstone was quoted as saying, "If she had been wearing white, this tragedy could have been avoided."

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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 12:09 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 94accordsedan &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"></TD></TR></TABLE>

Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish made ***** enlarger pump.
Kimi: That's not mine!
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish made ***** enlarger...signed by Kimi Raikkonen.
Kimi: I'm tellin you baby, that's not mine!
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish made ***** enlarger pump...filled out by Kimi Raikkonen.
Kimi: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby!
Quartermaster Clerk: One book...."Swedish Made ***** Enlarger Pumps and Me: This Sort of Thing is my Bag, Baby!", by Kimi Raikkonen.

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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 12:10 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by maxQ &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

Brittany Johns, 19, despite an innate grasp of all things mechanical, suffered a serious back injury when the Michelin she was modeling against suddenly exploded beneath the blonde's 110 lb frame. Bernie Eccelstone was quoted as saying, "If she had been wearing white, this tragedy could have avoided."

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She should have used a Bridgestone.
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 12:23 PM
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haha--good stuff for a well needed laugh.
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 12:26 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by jdmjunky &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">haha--good stuff for a well needed laugh.</TD></TR></TABLE>

At the end of the day its a race in a series that none of us will ever drive in. We are all fans of certain teams, we have differences over what happened. Its time to put this off as a bad memory and enjoy a good laugh.
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 12:29 PM
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"Four hundred million dollars and they couldn't even spring for a port-a-potty? This is embarrasing."
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 12:30 PM
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LOL Those both crack me up.

"Is it reverse now?"


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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 01:46 PM
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So then I went to the back room in the strip club and I pulled out *this*!

(you'd think kimi would learn)
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 01:57 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 94accordsedan &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

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"So I was ******* that stupid chick that was holding the steering wheel backwards kind of like this..."

Scott, who says she can be as oblivious to the layout of an F1 wheel as she damned well wants to be.
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 02:00 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Markus &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">"Here you go Instructor Ghettoracer, you take the wheel."</TD></TR></TABLE>

Very funny!!
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 02:00 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 94accordsedan &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

At the end of the day its a race in a series that none of us will ever drive in. We are all fans of certain teams, we have differences over what happened. Its time to put this off as a bad memory and enjoy a good laugh. </TD></TR></TABLE>



gooooo mclaren
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 02:03 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Catch 22 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

"So I was ******* that stupid chick that was holding the steering wheel backwards kind of like this..."

Scott, who says she can be as oblivious to the layout of an F1 wheel as she damned well wants to be.</TD></TR></TABLE>

Looks like Kimi is getting arm pump. I don't know, but he may doing something other than getting a blow job.
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 02:04 PM
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Bridgestone presents *NWS*

Champcars after years of limited ticket sales takes new ways to attract fans.

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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 02:18 PM
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Rubens: I'll make an *** out of you Michael



Rubens: Great not only is he #1 but now I'm his seat

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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 02:57 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by 94accordsedan &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Rubens: I'll make an *** out of you Michael



Rubens: Great not only is he #1 but now I'm his seat

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Webber is a friggin' giant compared to all those "I would be a jockey if this F1 gig doesn't work out"-drivers.
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 03:07 PM
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Isn't it usually the other way around with those two?
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Old Jun 20, 2005 | 03:09 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Sean O’Gorman &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Isn't it usually the other way around with those two?</TD></TR></TABLE>

You mean Rubens is the catcher?
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