Is there anyone within driving distance of Quantico (22134) that could help me to take care of this head gasket?

https://honda-tech.com/forums/honda-civic-del-sol-1992-2000-1/95-civic-dx-oil-coolant-gremlins-2910995/

I know a bunch of folks on here consider this an 'easy' job, but to me.... not as much. So if there's anyone nearby that considers this 'easy' and would let me pay them less than a shop would charge to do it, shoot me a reply or PM, please. I'll buy the materials (I'll even take your recommendations as to what brand of gasket if you have any experience) and pay for any machining that needs to be done, but the actual work is something that I'm just not up for. Thanks!