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Old Apr 16, 2006 | 09:26 PM
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Don't talk ****. All the cool guys are doing it! Tell me why fools on S2ki get props on a useless post, while I might lose a % or 2 for my bitching here? Sometimes I even think the S2k forum here is a bit more professional than even the S2ki regional forums, once you learn how to filter out all the unnecesary BS. A lot of people has been saying that the forums are flooded with noobs. ***, I'm still a noob. <<< Join date.

Before you make a post, please ask yourself if your post might actually contribute to the general public of this forum. Some people do come here with blind faith hoping they can find an answer. I'm a hipocrite, but *** it I'm drunk on Easter. I even killed an animal today, for a girl! Then I put on some coilovers, ate a bunch of beef and drank beer. Got turned down by a girl too.

So yea. You guys know I'm a pretty friendly guy. I'm here to help and learn; I'll share what I know, I'll sell you ****, whatever. Once I know you I'll start cracking jokes, so don't get offended. Besides, I got computer to protect me foo!!! WHAT!?!?! *ethug face*

You new guys: read the rules, read through the first page or 2 of the forum to get the tone of it. Take what you can from it, leave the rest. Happy posting.

Happy Easter.




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Old Apr 16, 2006 | 09:41 PM
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so i guess you had a bad Easter

i agree with all you have said though
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 06:51 AM
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so whats the difference between ap1's and ap2's again... ROFL
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 06:59 AM
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Dang must be mad he didn't get any on easter
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 07:33 AM
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Hell yea I was mad.
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 08:21 AM
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WTF made you so mad? LOL

And foo, I never asked you to make lobster spaghetti! You coulda made plain ol spaghetti!!! LOL. Shiat!

Thanks for teaching me to do coilovers though! OMG I freaking love them.... Tires next week! Stinking Rose on me when u have time....
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 08:24 AM
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what is...

FR-MOB:?
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 09:26 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by FR-MOB: Beb &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

And foo, I never asked you to make lobster spaghetti! You coulda made plain ol spaghetti!!! LOL. Shiat!

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cause he's a PIMP thats why he went with the "lobster" spaghetti.... regular spaghetti just doesn't cut it in the PIMP world....
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 09:35 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Francesco &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">what is...

FR-MOB:?</TD></TR></TABLE>

If we told you, we'd have to kill you.

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by papa5murf &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">cause he's a PIMP thats why he went with the "lobster" spaghetti.... regular spaghetti just doesn't cut it in the PIMP world....</TD></TR></TABLE>

LOL!! Dang sure is a pimpsta!
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 10:37 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by FR-MOB: Beb &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">WTF made you so mad? LOL

And foo, I never asked you to make lobster spaghetti! You coulda made plain ol spaghetti!!! LOL. Shiat!

Thanks for teaching me to do coilovers though! OMG I freaking love them.... Tires next week! Stinking Rose on me when u have time.... </TD></TR></TABLE>

I was mad at that girl foo!!! That's why I hate doin that...

It was Easter, it had to be a special meal. SHIAT!!!

And you should not disclose the MOB's plans. Hush hush.

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by papa5murf &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

cause he's a PIMP thats why he went with the "lobster" spaghetti.... regular spaghetti just doesn't cut it in the PIMP world....</TD></TR></TABLE>

I was watching Emeril one day, and I decided to try it out, but with my own twist. I think it turned out well.
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 10:39 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by FR-MOB: Beb &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">


LOL!! Dang sure is a pimpsta! </TD></TR></TABLE>

If I was... that girl would have said, "F*** my boyfriend, let's do this!!".

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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 10:43 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by FR-MOB: Beb &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

If we told you, we'd have to kill you. </TD></TR></TABLE>

Guess I should start saying goodbye then
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 11:06 AM
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:sigh: sometimes i wish i could cook.. lol
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 11:13 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by FR-MOB: Projekt &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">If I was... that girl would have said, "F*** my boyfriend, let's do this!!".

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Psh. Who gives a expletive. Theres plenty of girls out there Ill be your wingman

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by papa5murf &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">:sigh: sometimes i wish i could cook.. lol</TD></TR></TABLE>

Learn. Every man should know how to cook.
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 11:16 AM
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Wingman FTW!!! Couldn't ask for better.

We'll try this thing out at the Rose, then Manna. W00tzors.

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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 11:38 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by FR-MOB: Beb &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

Learn. Every man should know how to cook. </TD></TR></TABLE>

why learn to cook when i can get a woman or a cook to cook for me??? rofl....
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 11:39 AM
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&lt;&lt; king of the microwave... lol
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 11:44 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by papa5murf &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">&lt;&lt; king of the microwave... lol </TD></TR></TABLE>

Im queen of microwave.

And girls dont cook good. Look at all the famous chef's. Men.

Thats why guys should learn to cook, its like....... In ur blood.
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 11:48 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by FR-MOB: Beb &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">


And girls dont cook good. Look at all the famous chef's. Men.

Thats why guys should learn to cook, its like....... In ur blood. </TD></TR></TABLE>

rofl.... that is true... but i will never be one of them.. lol
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 11:49 AM
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Interesting thread....it is sure making me hungry.
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 11:52 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by papa5murf &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">rofl.... that is true... but i will never be one of them.. lol</TD></TR></TABLE>

Get the expletive back in the kitchen and dont come out till u make me a goddamn sammich!
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 11:53 AM
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Someone is demanding

Next you will be telling dylan to clean the dishes and bathroom after
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 11:57 AM
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Get the expletive back in the kitchen and dont come out till u make me a goddamn sammich! </TD></TR></TABLE>

That's the spirit. Put the smack down, even if all you're gonna get is a microwaved cheese sammich.

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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 12:35 PM
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hey bro, this thread is going to be locked. where's the tech at?
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Old Apr 17, 2006 | 12:41 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by FR-MOB: Beb &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

Get the expletive back in the kitchen and dont come out till u make me a goddamn sammich! </TD></TR></TABLE>

now i can make a good sammich......
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