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Doh! I hate when that happens... Tell ya a little story 'bout man named jeb, poor mountaineer barely kept his family fed... Oops... anyway one day I was driving along PCH in my car, and along comes a tiny girl on a huge harley. she was creeping along trying to get to the red lite up ahead, while spliting lanes. She got as far as three cars away from the cross walk when she had to stop because it looked like she didn't think there was enough room for her to slip thru. As she put her foot down I could see that the bike had started to lean to her left, all this was happening right at my front bumper, her and the Fat hog that she happened to slam between her legs began to tip over towards the Brand new (paper plates and everything) gleeming white jeep grand cherokee. Well as the story goes, the bike got about to 45 degrees of lean angle before it wedged itself onto the door of this jeep... there was no way this little gal was going to get this fat piece of ham up on her own, her left leg was pinned between the 700lb lead weight and a 4000lb suv. you guys should have seen the dent in door of the jeep as the harley slipped ever so gracefully onto it's surface... the sheet metal melted like butter under it's weight. As I slapped my face in disbelief, she struggled for about 15 or 20 seconds to get this bike off her and from being between a fumming blonde in the new jeep, and a milwaukee paper weight. I felt pitty oh my brothers... I did the right thing, I jumped out from behind my howling laughter, and sidled up to the back of her bike and lifted it vertical so she could get that rumbling vibrator feeling all cozy between her legs again... she rolled off the bike on to the pavement next to the jeep as I was holding her bike form the back... she looked up at me with some sort of blank embarresed thank you stare from behind a fullfaced helmet and climbed back on her hog. Funny thing is when I lifted the bike back off the jeep, the door popped back out to full form. I was really hoping to see a cat fight
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this is my second post on this page. i was just sharing the greatness with someone else, ive watched it soooooo many times and its stil funny. Who is this guy? we need to find out his E-mail address so we can have him come to this page and laugh at him
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