What would you do if:

Someone was sitting on your bike when you came back to your parking space?

 

was someone SITTING ON THE 954RR???!?!??

i have had a few drinks tonite, so i would ask what they were doing, then hit them with my phantom jab before after they got off the bike and before they could answer the question. and yes i would do this on just about any bike i owned, regardless of the value.

what if someone were sitting in your car? same thing - to me.

 

me too. I'm bulletproof and invisible

 

I probably would not "say" anything.
But I would give them an up close look at the top of my Shoei traveling at a high rate of speed.
That ought to get the point across.

 

kick em in the nutts.

 

depends whether female or not

 

ahh how true. i guess if its the right kind of woman, you offer to take them for a ride.

 

ive never had anyone on any of my bikes when i returned. however i have had some one on my car. and it went like this..

me:"hey thats a nice car! is it yours?"
guy:"naw its not.."
me:"so you sit on other peoples cars?"
guy:"yeah"
me:"well thats my car s oget the fvck off of it!"

next time you find someone on your bike...just substitute 'bike' for 'car' and thtll get your point across.

 

That would be the last thing they ever sat on without permission!