OK so basically after like 3 weeks im sick of hearing everyone say **** like "do a wheelie" or "do a burnout"
what is something funny to say back to the idiots that shout this kind of stuff out.
i know im asking for it driving the bike to school but when its so beautiful out its hard not to.

and GO!

 

hemi magnum driver - " hey! when you wanna race let me know!!"

me -

 

"That thing's a panty dropper ain't it?"

riding to Allentown I've always gotten requests to do wheelies on the northeast extension from hot girls.... too bad I can't do them


"That thing's a little loud ain't it?"
"WHAT???"

 

if its a hot chick you can tell her to give you her number in exchange for some stunting

 

AH guys i have all the sayings to say back to people...especially living in panama city beach when i'm cruising the strip....here are some of my more well known ones.


Them-"do a wheelie!"
Me- "tell your mom to poop in the yard first!"

Them-"do a burnout!"
Me- "Where's the dippity doo?!?!?!?"

Them-"get it man!"
Me- "I'm racing for cheezeburgah's!!"

Them- "do a wheelie!"
Me- "I get free gas all the time!"

Them- "Do a trick!"
Me- :middle finger: "hows that?"

Them- :Arm motioning me to do a wheelie:
Me- :wave arms frantically over head like team america:

Lol, i got a lot more.

 

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Them- :Arm motioning me to do a wheelie:
Me- :wave arms frantically over head like team america:
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Hahahaha I almost busted out laughing at work at that one.

 

I never get asked to do stupid stuff. I always get little kids waving at me though, so I wave back. Kinda neat actually.

 

since in a female rider i constantly get..."is that yours?"....no, i just like to sit on random motorcycles by myself at traffic lights until the owner finds me.

 

i parked my bike at a bycicle rack and was gearing up when a kid came up and was locking up his huffy.
him: nice bike
me: you too

 

"I Stunt"

 

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Are you an IceY h0t StUntA!!!!!!!! LOL

 

Harley rider - "Whoa, nice bike, what kind is it?"

Me - "A Ducati 748."

Harley rider - "Oh, cool...what's that?"

 

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should tell him its a bike as expensive as his but along with paying for the name, you also get up to date technology and styling.

 

Lol I love threads like this. You guys crack me up, thank you for making my day.

 

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Lol, yeah thats my favorite...i also do that in this scenario,

After me not responding to them for a little while...
Them- "DO SOMETHING AT LEAST!!!!!!!"
Me- :wave arms frantically overhead like team america:

Lol.

Also, any variation of and no less than; "Where's the dippity doo? Your mom is pooping in the yard!!!" :wave arms frantically overhead like team america:

...altogether works as well.

Then sometimes i'm serious.

THem: "Do a wheelie!"
Me: oints to extended swingarm:
Them: uzzled look:
Me: :stand up on pegs and point pinky finger in mid section like small *****, then, change it to the whole arm like big *****, and motion with hands....LONGGER:

 

"tro it up yo"

 

My coworker took it walmart bmx to pick up our lunch down the street. He was on his way back with a grocery bag full of take out hanging on boths ends of his bars. He's riding through small streets and he comes to a stop sign waiting for traffic to cross. Then a guy on a motorcycle pulls up to the stop sign next to my coworker..

Coworker: Looks over slowly, then gives a wassup nod followed by, "Nice bike."
Motorcyclist: Looks over and down at my coworker then replies, "You too."
Coworker: Looks back at the motorcyclist and asks, "Wanna race?"
Motorcyclist: Responds without so much as a smile, "No."

When the traffic clears, they both proceed on their way. My coworker pedaling lazily back to work. Motorcyclist urgently to wherever he was on his way too.

 

"Me and my Bros are going up to ACH at 10:00 am wanna join us?"

 

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haha, and my favorite... " are you guys fast?"

 

haha the team america thing left me in stitches. priceless cause they would be like "wtf is your problem"

 

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Them-"do a wheelie!"
Me- "tell your mom to poop in the yard first!"

Them-"get it man!"
Me- "I'm racing for cheezeburgah's!!"

Them- :Arm motioning me to do a wheelie:
Me- :wave arms frantically over head like team america:

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My favorites. Planning on using the team america arms one real soon

 

There's a guy in the motorcycle club I'm part of that we call our wheelie machine. He can ride them for miles and miles it's insane.


But the tee-shirt he wears some days is much better.

The back says in big print "WILL WHEELIE FOR *****!!!" He's actually got some takers on it. Including a guy that was about as gay as can be. I about died laughing. I thought the guy doing the wheelies was going to throw up in his helmet.

 

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"There's a guy in the motorcycle club I'm part of that we call our wheelie machine."

Whats this world coming to

 

When someone asks you to do a trick, just do this:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_ZPJ-FjVnA

 

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ive done that one prob 20 times and no one seems to get it