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Old 12-28-2007, 09:06 AM
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Just browsing around on ebay for fun and saw this auction
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors...wItem

What on earth is he measuring in half those pictures? Im a little confused, or is he just an idiot?
Old 12-28-2007, 09:25 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by vestalfootball72 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Just browsing around on ebay for fun and saw this auction
http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors...wItem

What on earth is he measuring in half those pictures? Im a little confused, or is he just an idiot?</TD></TR></TABLE>

I would go with he's an idiot. I like the OJ gloves in the last pic.
Old 12-28-2007, 10:46 AM
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im glad that i know that from the center of the wheel to the tag is 2.3inches, that makes my decision a no brainer.lol

I hope thats not a real measurement after i get done making fun of him
Old 12-28-2007, 11:44 AM
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Buhahaha! Looks like he's just showing off his new digital calipers!

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lol
Old 12-28-2007, 01:09 PM
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11th picture down using the calipers completely wrong is pretty good too haha
Old 12-28-2007, 01:40 PM
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Default Re: Your doing it wrong? (vestalfootball72)

some pictures look like he's measuring flange dimensions, diameter of piping, and a/r and trim specs, but in other pics it looks like he's just showing off his new digital vernier calipers.

A/R (Area/Radius) describes a geometric characteristic of the compressor and turbine housings. technically, it is defined as the turbo inlet cross-sectional area divided by the radius from the turbo centerline to the centroid of that area. or the compressor's discharge cross-sectional area divided by the radius from the compressor centerline to the centroid of that area:



taken from turbobygarrett.com
Old 12-28-2007, 01:43 PM
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welp, i tried to justify some of his pics but it looks like he doesn't know what the hell he's doing
Old 12-28-2007, 06:25 PM
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lol what a dumbass company
Old 12-28-2007, 06:30 PM
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Default Re: Your doing it wrong? (vestalfootball72)

He's just showing you by measuring arbitrary things about the turbo that it is great for any "all motor" application you want to use it for. Gah!
Old 12-28-2007, 07:16 PM
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This guy knows how to sell,anyone w/ a fancy digital caliper must have the good stuff i need....LOOK here, THE NEVER BEFORE SEEN shaft to ID plate spec... This guys a IDIOT.
Old 12-28-2007, 07:21 PM
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Default Re: Your doing it wrong? (EG_Warped)

hahah hes just tryin make the piks look more interesting by puttin measuring tools anywhere he can
Old 12-28-2007, 08:29 PM
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Default Re: Your doing it wrong? (gsrturbo-ek)

Not only does he measure the most bizzar details he doesn't know how to use the calipers



Very funny stuff thanks for the post
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wowwwww

i should go take that caliper off his hands....my old school mechanical dial gauge is a pita to read...its all dirty and **** lol
Old 12-29-2007, 04:54 AM
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Half of the things he measures are pointless I guess...

As for the topic:
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Your doing it wrong?</TD></TR></TABLE>
So are you, its supposed to be "you're"
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I was not an expert on turbo measurements before...but I am now!
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i dont know if he's trying to sell a caliper or a turbo
like how he switches from metric 2 standard jus 4 the hell of it
or to show some of the features
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Ahahaha thanks for the good laugh
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Haha, not the best way to try and sell a turbo.
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Default Re: Your doing it wrong? (adseguy)

Thats pretty funny, and yet sad too
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Default Re: Your doing it wrong? (adseguy)

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by adseguy &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Not only does he measure the most bizzar details he doesn't know how to use the calipers

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This was my fav
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