maybe its so clean you cant see it? are you checking it the dark

 

Hey John (alpha) Come Over And See If You Can Find The Missing Oil

 

if i drive the car for a min and then get out and check the oil, there will be oil all over the dip stick then when i put it back in for a fresh reading the dipstick is bone dry. i put 2 more qt in today and still no reading.

 

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lol@!$@#%@Q#


Keep adding oil till it shows!!@@#%

btw a Qt is 32 OZ!!

 

This thread is fuking hillarious. Are you thinking a quart is 1/4 of the bottle of oil?!?!?
You are seriously low on oil. Put more in, just keep putting it in until it fills up the head. Then take pics and post them

 

NO **** THETES AN OIL tROLL in my motor. well tomorrow im gona drain the oil and see how much oil comes out

 

That is a very good plan. But if you are not measuring correctly, you'll still be wrong.
Put it in an empty milk gallon, you should have more than 1 gallon, but NOT 2

 

and theres no oil in the coolant either

 

This has to be a joke....


Its really not even funny anymore...

 

so far he has put 6 qts in there. hahaha. WTF!

 

It is impossible for you to put 6 quarts in and not have anything on the dipstick. He probably thinks the quart of oil it is actually a gallon.

 

actually i put 9 qts in since saturday. so where is the oil going? i have a small oil leak but not that bad around the pan gasket

 

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ok so you have put 9 bottles of oil in your car?

if you put 9 bottles of oil in your car it would probably be flowing out of the dipstick tube dude.

thats over double what your engine requires.

is your driveway brown when before this problem happened it was white?

 

So I Drained The Oil And There Was Practically None In The Pan. Wtf??? Its Leaking Real Bad On The Ran Where The Tranny Is. The Only Thing I Can Think Of Is That Its Draining Out While Im Driving. Is It Possible For 2 Gallons Of Oil To Drain Out While Your Driving In 5 Days?

 

Can I Use Rvt Sealant Instead Of An Oil Pan Gasket? Honda Doesnt Have Any Oil Pan Gaskets In Stock And I Wont Use Discount Auto Junk

 

how could you not see/smell that much oil during/after driving ????????

 

you sure it is the pan leaking and not the main seal.

although either way you should have noticed the unintentional release of a gallon or more of liquid petroleum hydrocarbon below your car.

 

no its the pan i used a piece of junk discount pan gasket and when you start the car you can see it leaking out of the gasket. so now i bought a new gasket and will put it on tomorrow. the oil leaks out when i drive, not when the car is parked. only a little leaks out when it sits cuz the oil settles in the pan

 

maybe dont tighten the oil pan gasket bolts to hard?