I just wanna know how to clock a turbo....and will it *** up the turbo or not??? anyone know????

 

pretty much....you are just turning the turbo so the oil drain is facing down and the oil feed line is facing up...

 

It won't f*ck up the turbo.

Loosen all the bolts on the backside of the compressor and do the same on the turbine side; just loosen them, don't take them out completely.

After that, just turn the compressor and turbine side to suit your needs. Make sure to have the oil outlet is facing down.