It's*BOLO!!

i have a 14b with a custom adapter plate to a CX manifold in my 88 crx with a DOHC ZC motor, the last things i need is the oil feed which i am getting friday, and a downpipe, i have the stock 14b o2 housing, but when i put it on, it points pretty much right at my crossmember, what are my options here, i have nothing to weld with, and the exhaust shop near me doesnt wanna work on it cause i dont want a full exhaust, just a downpipe, and they said for legal reasons they cant do it, hum, maybe i can tell them its a track only car, hah, no but for real, what can i do, anybosy make something for this application?