Jeremy Clarkson tries a Vespa
10-27-2008, 08:16 AM
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson tries a Vespa (rochesterricer)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Jeremy Clarkson »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Sure, the 125cc Vespa I tried can be bought for £3,499, but then you will need a helmet (£300), a jacket (£500), some Freddie Mercury trousers (£100), shoes (£130), a pair of Kevlar gloves (£90), a coffin (£1,000), a headstone (£750), a cremation (£380) and flowers in the church (£200).
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Bahahahaha!
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Bahahahaha!
10-27-2008, 02:04 PM
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson tries a Vespa (HandoEX)
"Whatever. Because they are so knowledgeable, they will know precisely why the bike you select is rubbish and why theirs is superb. Mostly, this has something to do with “getting your knee down”, which is a practice undertaken by bikers moments before the crash that ends their life. "
10-27-2008, 10:36 PM
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson tries a Vespa (Starscream)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Starscream »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I hate Clarkson.
Tiff on the other hand
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CAPTAIN SLOW!!! eh, they are all alright. my fav? some say he is allergic to certain neon colors, some say his ********* can't be weighed by conventional scales, all we know is we call him THE STIG!
Tiff on the other hand
</TD></TR></TABLE>CAPTAIN SLOW!!! eh, they are all alright. my fav? some say he is allergic to certain neon colors, some say his ********* can't be weighed by conventional scales, all we know is we call him THE STIG!
10-28-2008, 11:08 AM
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Re: Jeremy Clarkson tries a Vespa (that one guy)
<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by JC »</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
What I’m trying to say here is that, yes, bikes and cars are both forms of transport, but they have nothing in common. Imagining that you can ride a bike because you can drive a car is like imagining you can swallow-dive off a 90ft cliff because you can play table tennis.</TD></TR></TABLE>
What I’m trying to say here is that, yes, bikes and cars are both forms of transport, but they have nothing in common. Imagining that you can ride a bike because you can drive a car is like imagining you can swallow-dive off a 90ft cliff because you can play table tennis.</TD></TR></TABLE>
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