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Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Guide not connected.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JohnP
JohnP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey hi..
JohnP: Can I help you?
You: can you connect me to a girl..i dont really feel comfortable speaking to a man about this
Guide Session
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Guide not connected.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JohnP
JohnP: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Hey hi..
JohnP: Can I help you?
You: can you connect me to a girl..i dont really feel comfortable speaking to a man about this
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JosephV
JosephV: Welcome to ChaCha!
JosephV: Hello.
JosephV: How may I help you?
You: yeah i was wondering if i could get connected to a girl..its kinda weird speaking to another guy about this..
JosephV: Yes?
You: your a girl?
JosephV: No.
You: oh well can you connect me to one?
Transfer: You are being transfered to another guide who can help you search even better!
Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: EricaB
EricaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Ahhhhhh finally!
EricaB: hello
You: Ok i was wondering..how do you feel when a dudes ramming you in the *** then donkey punch's you? do you like that kinda ****?
EricaB: It hurt's
EricaB: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.



Modified by Slaughter at 3:30 PM 12/17/2006

Chase

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Slaughter &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote"> EricaB: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: Ahhhhhh finally!
EricaB: hello
You: Ok i was wondering..how do you feel when a dudes ramming you in the *** then donkey punch's you? do you like that kinda ****?
EricaB: It hurt's
EricaB: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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AHAHAHAHA!!!!

bboylito

SheriM: Welcome to ChaCha!
SheriM: Hello
You: how are you
SheriM: I am great thank you.
SheriM: What can I help you find today?
You: im having trouble searching on google
SheriM: What would you like for me to look up for you?
You: can you search google for the word failure and click on i'm feeling lucky and tell me what site it directs you to?
SheriM: I can tell you that without the search but hold on a second
You: k
SheriM: There you go
You: mmm makes sense
You: you've been great thanks
SheriM: Thanks for using ChaCha

Expletive!

heres a new one....

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmandaG
AmandaG: Welcome to ChaCha!
AmandaG: Hello there!
You: thanks!
AmandaG: How are you today?
You: hows it going?
You: pretty good
AmandaG: How may I help you with oral?
AmandaG: It's going great, thanks!
You: how may you help me with oral?
You: well theres a one way you can help me with oral....
You: ; )
AmandaG: I totally walked into that one huh?
You: Yeah! so how ar eyou feeling now?
AmandaG: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.


i had another one but they booted me for singin the lamb chop song.

Expletive!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: JoeS
JoeS: Welcome to ChaCha!
JoeS: Hey there. Hope your night is going well, how can I help you?
JoeS: Hello?
JoeS: Hi, you'll need to tell me what you'd like to know, or else I can't help you.
You: oh hey
You: its not night..
You: its 3:39 in the afternoon
JoeS: Sorry, it is where I am.
You: so..
JoeS: How can I help you?
You: where are you?
JoeS: St. Louis
You: ahhhh
You: how much do you get paid?
JoeS: So anyway, how can I help you with "oral"?
JoeS: Enough.
You: hahaha i can tell you a few ways you can help me with oral..
You: HAHAHAHA
You: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
You: bet you dont get paid enough now huh
You: hahahaha
JoeS: Let me clarify, how can I help you with your search for oral
You: HAHAHA yeah im searching for oral
You: are you gonna give it to me?
You: either help me find it or give it to me son!
You: so how much do you get paid again?
JoeS: Alright, I'm going to end this chat and report your IP address as abusive.

the word oral ***** em everytime!

RARE_EG2

iTrader: (1)

so i got this message after a short conversation ..

Search With Guide is disabled because you have been involved in a possible abusive action. Our abuse alert is set at a low threshold to protect our visitors and guides.

If you feel that you have received this message in error, please e-mail us at abuse_resolution@chacha.com with a request for re-entry to our site.

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Your location is: xxxxxxxxx

Japanda

mine.....LOL. searched sowing my foot to my butt.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: CodyS
CodyS: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: now can this be done?
CodyS: Hmm...
CodyS: I'm sure it is.
You: i wanna get a tattoo on my back that says i'm getting my *** kicked 24/7 after i get it
You: the last guide laughed at me
CodyS: Tgere are some tattoo artists.
CodyS: I won't laugh.
CodyS: Your my new friend.
CodyS: I'm nice.
You: oh thanks
You: ok i need to know how to safely saw my foot off
CodyS: Watch saw...
CodyS: and watch how he does it...
CodyS: and dont do it eactly like that.
CodyS: Make sure you have something to soke the blood
CodyS: and cover the wound.
You: ok, and then how do i sow it on my butt?? \
CodyS: Check that most resent link on how to sew
You: just like that??
CodyS: Yup, it's that easy.
CodyS: Look into the mirror as you do it.
You: oh wow, i'll be right at it
You: wait
CodyS: Ok.
You: this is going to hurt won't it?
CodyS: Go to the dentist...
You: how do i stop that?
CodyS: and ask for some shots in your butt
CodyS: and legs...
CodyS: or some to go...
CodyS: I'm sure that'll work.
CodyS: Are these results sufficient?
You: what if the dentist won't do it
You: i'm sure he doesn;t just give out shots randomly
You: they gotta have some strict regulations
CodyS: That's why yuo look for the oldest one and get some dentist clothes
CodyS: Then you will get some.
You: ohhhhh, icic
CodyS: Yup.
CodyS: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: i think thats enough thanks!!!
You: check google for my new look!!!
CodyS: Alright!
CodyS: Have a great holiday.
CodyS: and GOOD LUCK!
CodyS: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

SPITVENOM67

Looking for guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AmandaS
AmandaS: Welcome to ChaCha!
AmandaS: You could probably cook it the same way you do any meat
You: it will have a horrible taste though
You: I want more of a sweet taste like cat
AmandaS: Dont leave the skin on that is on eof the problems
You: well how do you peel her?
AmandaS: Then add flavor to it. Make sure you clean it very well you can not leave the skin on it. Then season it and let it marrinade over night
AmandaS: then cook it in a pot like you would a pot roast
You: but how do I remove the skin though
AmandaS: That way it locks in the good flavor
You: wat type of spices would you recommend?
AmandaS: You skin it like you would a cat or deer or fish
You: I tryed but I could not
AmandaS: Any flavor you like. A good I dea is to go to the store and get creaole butter injections
You: would you reccomend A1 sauce
AmandaS: Yeah but you put that on after its done
You: i seee
AmandaS: The creole butter injections are great
AmandaS: and you now youcould deep fry it
You: well I think this one used to eat the cheap stuff too much fat around her sides
AmandaS: have you ever seen a turkeydeep fryer
You: wow good idea
AmandaS: Cut all the fat way from the meat
You: its like jello
AmandaS: I love a turkey deep fryer i use the creole butter injections on my turkey and then deep fry the hel out of t
You: Im concerned about how much carbs im eating with her
AmandaS: Well skin her de-fat her and creole butter her up and then deep fry the hell out of her
You: lmao
You: haha how about your myspace?
AmandaS: yum yum
You: tell me about it !
AmandaS: Whatcha mean?
AmandaS: Its ok I guess
You: myspace ? are you not aware of this ?
AmandaS: Not really
You: watttt wow
You: well its the most popular thing right now very very popular
You: http://www.myspace.com/eg6sir
You: thats my link
AmandaS: Well that is a nice pic of you
AmandaS: Dont look like the people eating type
You: lmao
AmandaS: I have never eaten human flesh before
You: so wat type do I look like lol?
You: sure buddie
AmandaS: Surfer
You: hahah lmao
You: wat about yourself wat type are you?
AmandaS: Actually I am a women I just tell people what I think they want to hear on here
AmandaS: I am getting paid so I just want to keep them happy
You: lol
You: eggsactly
AmandaS: I am a mother, and a worker, and a collage student
You: its kool, are you a master yet?
AmandaS: My sister lives out in Cali
AmandaS: She lives in LOMPOC
You: ohh wow how old is she?
AmandaS: No
AmandaS: 21
You: pretty?
AmandaS: Oh yeah
You: noway, hook me up?
You: I mean I know im ugly and all but cmon lol
AmandaS: Nah you look better than her man
AmandaS: Sorry dude she is with a guy and she is pregnant but she is thinking about leaving him
You: nahh you never know
AmandaS: cause he is a pot head and dont want to change for there child
You: yeah see I never said I would go out with her I can just be a friend lol
You: wow thats horrible
You: well im USC student automobile engineer, real estate agent
AmandaS: http://www.myspace.com/sexybabygurl69t
AmandaS: Dont tell her I gave it to you if you talk to her... cause she would kick my ***
AmandaS: Well that is cool
You: lmao ok dont worry
AmandaS: So you were just pulling my leg trying to screw with me on the human meat thing
You: so tell me a few good things I can freak her out with lol
AmandaS: ha ha don't freak her out she will block you ha ha
You: haha yeah ofcourse, im from a forum called honda tech and were putting you guys to work
AmandaS: Ask her if she has ever ate human meat
AmandaS: that is freaky enough
You: lmao just things that she can be like watt how do you know that like a cool way to pretend im pshychic lol
AmandaS: My myspace page is http://www.myspace.com/trucalling20
You: lmao that doesnt charm the ladies
You: ohh wow guess who NOW has a myspace
AmandaS: ha ha I have had one for a long time
AmandaS: ha ha talk to her like you know her just be like how is Zac doing? That is her boyfriend
You: haha
AmandaS: and then be like how is your mom
You: haha ook
You: name of said mother?
AmandaS: Deanna
You: awesome
You: ill said I went to high school with her lol
AmandaS: ha ha at maple leaf
AmandaS: on base
AmandaS: She lives on a military base
AmandaS: VAFB
You: ok ok lol
You: so how long have you been working here?
AmandaS: For a few months
AmandaS: Hey can you do another search
AmandaS: cause my time is up
AmandaS: They give us 10 minutes
AmandaS: and we have had 17
AmandaS: well 18 now
AmandaS: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.

redEH2

hahahah that was funny

JDM knowledge

iTrader: (1)

omg this thread is my new daily pickup.

Grams0wnsyouz99*

^ Me too, it must go on for iternity.

Expletive!

Man...my IP add was blocked. HAHA

TGIJOSEPH

iTrader: (4)

so i got bored today because there was no more school. and i just wanted to **** around with chacha.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: DawnL
DawnL: Welcome to ChaCha!
DawnL: Hi There. I'll be helping you with your search.
You: hello
DawnL: How can I help you with your search?
You: what's the best way i can tell my parents that i think i'm gay?
DawnL: One moment and I'll get you some sites that can help with that.
You: thanks
You: i think that will work.
You: are you gay?
DawnL: You're welcome.
DawnL: No, but I know someone who is.
You: ok i'm done. bye
DawnL: Happy Holidays!
You: thanks

DawnL: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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SHG_Beans

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by JDM knowledge &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">omg this thread is my new daily pickup.</TD></TR></TABLE><TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by gramsilightz99 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">^ Me too, it must go on for iternity.</TD></TR></TABLE>

ekx4

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Your location is: 65.235.25.254

eklum

that kept me entertained.

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SethL
SethL: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: oh snaps!
SethL: Good morning.
SethL: How may I help you?
You: yeah you two
You: umm i seemed to have lost my keys i threw them at my cat in a drunken rage
SethL: Okay.
SethL: Did you look in the area where you threw them?
You: yeah of course
You: i think that little effer ran off with them
SethL: That's unlikely.
You: but hes afraid of me now..ahhhchrist its gonna take weeks of kitty treats to get him to like me again
SethL: Cats wouldn't be interested in something like that.
SethL: Well, I'm glad that you want to get on his/her good side again.
You: oh you dont know my cat. shes a beast she'll tear an ear off a gairaffe
SethL: If you do think the cat ran off with the keys, you should look in places where she'd usually put things.
SethL: Is there something I can search for you online?
You: he usually puts the things on the bed
You: you know like.. oh look what i brought " type thing
You: but i havent seen him in hours.
SethL: Okay.
You: if you were a cat where would you put them.
You: its to bad she wont put the keys where its quiet cuz he'd drop them off here in a heart beat
SethL: Yeah.
SethL: Can I help you search for anything?
You: my katten.
SethL: ok
You: shes lost with my effing keys
You: hes probally eating them
SethL: Impossible.
You: serch for a vet in the greater bay area
SethL: A dog might be stupid enough to do that, but I cat wouldn't.
You: everythings possible just not logical.
You: wtf is an I cat?
You: is it some sort of new i-pod?
SethL: I don't know.
You: well ****, you said it.
SethL: Here's a directory of San Fran vets, and two articles that offer advice for finding pets.
You: oh i live in tampa bay
SethL: oh..
You: i never even heard of san francisco
You: buncha gays if you ask me
SethL: You're lying then.. I said 'san fran'... how could you not heard of the place if you called it 'fransico'?
SethL: Here's a directory of T ampa Bay vets.
SethL: Or rather, a single hospital. It seems to be good quality though.
You: do they handle cats with keys in their stomaches often?
You: or would you suggest i fly across the planet to " San Fran "
SethL: I'm sure they can offer advice.
SethL: They'd have to x-ray the cat and be sure it's there though.
You: i bet hes already dead
SethL: Try using those tips on finding a lost cat.
You: shes not even ate her food i put out
SethL: Are these results sufficient?
SethL: Cats are very self-sufficient, I'm certain she's been eating fine.
SethL: Whether from your food or animals she catches or elsewhere.
SethL: Don't worry about it.
You: hes probally full from all the honda key
SethL: Thanks for searching with Chacha!
SethL: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

WhoisDan

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Slaughter &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

You: Ahhhhhh finally!
EricaB: hello
You: Ok i was wondering..how do you feel when a dudes ramming you in the *** then donkey punch's you? do you like that kinda ****?
EricaB: It hurt's
EricaB: Thank you for using ChaCha!
Status: Session ended.
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Funny

R Benefits

I just got on with ChaCha as a guide. I'm going through the training right now.

BRING ON THE SEARCHES!!!

Edit: Wow there is an actual category called "is Lan asian" in the keyword choices that you can choose. LOL




Modified by The Q at 9:53 AM 12/21/2006

Expletive!

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: AshleyL
AshleyL: Welcome to ChaCha!
AshleyL: Hello, how can I help you?
You: Thanks!
You: i had a few questions
You: How can you tell if you have an STD?
AshleyL: just a moment
AshleyL: please while i find yu some results
You: i mean..i dont think i have one
You: but it burns when i pee
You: i have these little bumps on the inside of my lip..
You: some bumps on my pube patch
You: looks like a ****** pumkin patch on my crotch
AshleyL: !!!! WARNING !!!! abusive language by infoSeeker (looks like a ****** pumkin patch on my crotch)
You: little pumkins on my pube feild
You: do you think thats gross?
AshleyL: its not my business
You: well would you like to go out with me sometime/
AshleyL: im married sorry
AshleyL: Are these results sufficient?
You: what does your husband have to do with us?
AshleyL: everything
AshleyL: Is there anything else on this topic I can find for you today?
You: i'll give you the world baby..
AshleyL: actually i already have it...
You: even your very own personal pumpkin patch
AshleyL: yummy
AshleyL: Have a great night and Happy Holidays!
AshleyL: Thanks for using ChaCha! I hope you had a great search experience!
You: thats what im saying! yummy!
AshleyL: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

PhoKYU!

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by SPITVENOM67 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
You: hey I can just text you if youd feel more comfortable that way?
SANDRAP: umm as weird as this sounds im intrigued 1213 481 26 55
SANDRAP: Thanks for coming to chacha..Have a great day
SANDRAP: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

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PHONE BLITZ!!!! lol jk

u guys got some interesting topics to talk about... for more


Modified by JDM k0rupt at 8:38 AM 12/22/2006

Caretaker

search: skeet skeet
Status: Connected to guide: PatriciaR
You: hello
Status: Connected to guide: PatriciaR
PatriciaR: Welcome to ChaCha!
PatriciaR: Hi
You: i need some help on skeet skeet
You: my mom was singing that while making a meat loaf
You: and she told me it was a song used by the egyptians to make meat rise
You: do you have any other links?
PatriciaR: searching for them
You: thanks pattie
PatriciaR: your welcome
You: is it some kind of chant?
PatriciaR: I don't know but that should give you all the info
PatriciaR: Have a good day
You: jeepers
PatriciaR: Thank you for using ChaCha
PatriciaR: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended.

SHUTTLE

You: 8=====D do you think this is pimp

they really couldnt help me



Modified by SHUTTLE at 1:11 AM 12/22/2006

Gizmo

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by The Q &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I just got on with ChaCha as a guide. I'm going through the training right now.

BRING ON THE SEARCHES!!!

Edit: Wow there is an actual category called "is Lan asian" in the keyword choices that you can choose. LOL

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same here

TSX TEX

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by squashman702 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Drop it more and get a lip . . . . wait, what?</TD></TR></TABLE>

LMFAO BWHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAA!!!!!

lil_greencivic

Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Guide not connected.
Status: Looking for a guide ...
Status: Connected to guide: SonyaE
SonyaE: Welcome to ChaCha!
You: hi
SonyaE: hello
You: so what is a female condom?
SonyaE: One moment while I look that up for you.
SonyaE: Are these results sufficient?
You: yeah and I have one more ?
SonyaE: ok
You: do you have a myspace acct? I really like your name, I think its sexy.
SonyaE: yes
You: what is yours?
SonyaE: I forgot mines but I will look you up and send it too you.
You: oh really so were are you located?
SonyaE: USA
You: duh? were in the USA? what state?
SonyaE: Don't get cleaver, in kansas
You: oh really are you looking for a man?
SonyaE: I speak to people all across the country even in france an so on
SonyaE: It all depends on your age
You: So how old are you?
You: I am grown
SonyaE: might be old enough to be your mama.
You: No I dont think so.
SonyaE: how old are you?
SonyaE: or how young are you?
You: was you born in the 70's
SonyaE: no before the 70's
SonyaE: how about the 60's
You: oh ok and your piont is? I might have what you are looking for.
SonyaE: Hey! I have to go. It was nice meeting you, hopefully I will meet you again. Bye and you have a nice Christmas.
SonyaE: I will get in touch through myspace.
You: so what you was born in like 65
SonyaE: Please RATE ME. Thanks for using ChaCha.
Status: Session ended