I just want to give a shot out to all of you car thieves who know what they are doing!!!
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I just want to give a shot out to all of you car thieves who know what they are doing!!!
Because the ******* who tried to steal my car this morning failed...
<FONT SIZE="10">Miserably</FONT>
Omg boys and girls this is about the damn funniest **** ever. I am in hawaii and just got back right now as I type this.
About 5am I get a phone call from my mother telling me my car got stolen again while I left it at their house. She calls me 5 minutes later telling me they found the car... I am like laughing because either
1.Lo Jack works even when its not connected purposely...
or
2. The thief was owned by the best 6 dollar modification ever, yes thats right folks a nicely placed FUEL PUMP KILL SWITCH...
So basically you (because you must post here or you wouldnt of wasted your time with the car) wasted 5 minutes cutting the cable to release my hood.
Wasted 10 minutes trying to figure out if I had an alarm.
Wasted 8 more minutes BREAKING the honda access visor on my car instead of popping the lock like any other genious would do to preserve a 140 dollar jdm part thats only sold in sets.
Then realized you weren't able to just open my door because I removed the auto door lock switch so then you were smart enough to rip my lock out.
Then you silently rolled the car out of the driveway and turned it on and tried to bone out, only to have the car die on you 6 feet away from my house in the middle of the street.
So you break out your trusty flashlight and undo the negative terminal thinking that will reset my non existent alarm, tried to start the car again... no luck ripped out the bottom driver side plastics to see if I had any alarm wiring, then tried to remove fuses that could possibly assist an alarm...
No luck, so what does any other genious thief do even when he finds the area the kill switch is in but is too godamn stupid to even use his flashlight to flip the switch because he was looking for wires to an alarm HAHAHAHA...
And on top of everything else your stupid *** didnt even look for the lo jack so if you would've got it home by the time I was wide awake and made that phone call... it would've been your *** anyway even though the unit isnt properly grounded it works...
only if you would've been smart enough to flip that curious looking switch you saw in that place... or even if you would've been smart enough to at least steal the wheel locks in the glove box and leave my car on bricks so you didnt leave empty handed.
Thanks for leaving everything as was minus the minor **** I have to replace now like dash plastics, an ignition, jdm honda access visors, and the minor body work I have to do.
Nice try but no cigar... no sad sobby story from me.
This is the second time its been stolen from in front of my parents house, first time the genious knew what he was doing and I forgot to flip that switch and at least walked away with some clothes and a boombox... you didnt even take the stereo hahahaha.
So from here on out it looks like a removable steering wheel and removing the ecu is in order... I will also be moving the fuse box from the engine area inside of the car with the battery and im going to put a noisy alarm on it with a horn in the engine bay and a really irritating horn inside of the car too...
I plan on spot welding a nice little door where my spare goes too so you cant access the battery or any of the lines w/o cutting power to the car completely rendering trying to steal it useless if you want to disable the alarm...
try a flatbed nextime
Modified by 137 at 1:39 AM 9/22/2004
<FONT SIZE="10">Miserably</FONT>
Omg boys and girls this is about the damn funniest **** ever. I am in hawaii and just got back right now as I type this.
About 5am I get a phone call from my mother telling me my car got stolen again while I left it at their house. She calls me 5 minutes later telling me they found the car... I am like laughing because either
1.Lo Jack works even when its not connected purposely...
or
2. The thief was owned by the best 6 dollar modification ever, yes thats right folks a nicely placed FUEL PUMP KILL SWITCH...
So basically you (because you must post here or you wouldnt of wasted your time with the car) wasted 5 minutes cutting the cable to release my hood.
Wasted 10 minutes trying to figure out if I had an alarm.
Wasted 8 more minutes BREAKING the honda access visor on my car instead of popping the lock like any other genious would do to preserve a 140 dollar jdm part thats only sold in sets.
Then realized you weren't able to just open my door because I removed the auto door lock switch so then you were smart enough to rip my lock out.
Then you silently rolled the car out of the driveway and turned it on and tried to bone out, only to have the car die on you 6 feet away from my house in the middle of the street.
So you break out your trusty flashlight and undo the negative terminal thinking that will reset my non existent alarm, tried to start the car again... no luck ripped out the bottom driver side plastics to see if I had any alarm wiring, then tried to remove fuses that could possibly assist an alarm...
No luck, so what does any other genious thief do even when he finds the area the kill switch is in but is too godamn stupid to even use his flashlight to flip the switch because he was looking for wires to an alarm HAHAHAHA...
And on top of everything else your stupid *** didnt even look for the lo jack so if you would've got it home by the time I was wide awake and made that phone call... it would've been your *** anyway even though the unit isnt properly grounded it works...
only if you would've been smart enough to flip that curious looking switch you saw in that place... or even if you would've been smart enough to at least steal the wheel locks in the glove box and leave my car on bricks so you didnt leave empty handed.
Thanks for leaving everything as was minus the minor **** I have to replace now like dash plastics, an ignition, jdm honda access visors, and the minor body work I have to do.
Nice try but no cigar... no sad sobby story from me.
This is the second time its been stolen from in front of my parents house, first time the genious knew what he was doing and I forgot to flip that switch and at least walked away with some clothes and a boombox... you didnt even take the stereo hahahaha.
So from here on out it looks like a removable steering wheel and removing the ecu is in order... I will also be moving the fuse box from the engine area inside of the car with the battery and im going to put a noisy alarm on it with a horn in the engine bay and a really irritating horn inside of the car too...
I plan on spot welding a nice little door where my spare goes too so you cant access the battery or any of the lines w/o cutting power to the car completely rendering trying to steal it useless if you want to disable the alarm...
try a flatbed nextime
Modified by 137 at 1:39 AM 9/22/2004
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Re: I just want to give a shot out to all of you car thieves who know what they are doing!!! (137)
Tight! I hate f'n thieves, we should be able to kill'em. Damn ghetto bastards need to go find a job. My bro's car got broken into the other day too, they busted his drivers side window and stole his stereo and system.
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Re: I just want to give a shot out to all of you car thieves who know what they are doing!!! (dfunkd
thats why i sold the ice and put a stock unit back in there, **** aint even bolted in or anything, you can take it right out just dont **** up my climate control's again you **********.
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Re: I just want to give a shot out to all of you car thieves who know what they are doing!!! (JDmEGm
haha, thats great.... good job on preventing your car from getting stolen.
**** THIEVES!!!!
**** THIEVES!!!!
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Re: I just want to give a shot out to all of you car thieves who know what they are doing!!! (HeyMik
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