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Old Jun 9, 2001 | 10:13 PM
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I was stopped at a left turn lane. The road was north of town and the intersection was vacant except for me. The left has a green light of it's own which is strange for out that far. You've seen this before on bikes. The sensor is not picking me up and the light cycles 2 times without giving me a green. While I'm waiting, I see a PU truck pull up in the next lane from my peripheral vision and mirrors. I'm staring at the lights and on-comming traffic trying to decide when I should just run it. The green light for the PU comes on but the truck does not move for a long time. I look over and its two "BABES" seriously checking me out. It was comical because the one in the passenger seat was leaning over the one driving.

Good thing I had my helmet on
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Old Jun 12, 2001 | 11:32 AM
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1."Chicks dig bikes" (They apparently don't dig Type-R's though...)

: ) It's a proven fact! I had a girl lean out her SUV window and say "Nice bike!" while I was at an intersection but...she was one ape fugly **** hehe...ah well, I'll take whatever my clown *** face can get.

2."Chicks dig yellow bikes and those 'Yamaha's'" Sometimes I think they're the ultimate squids because they base the bike liking factor mostly on looks...oh well who's going to complain...unless Elton John is an avid sport bike rider I don't think we'll be hearing a lot of complaints. "Thtop itttt gurlzthhhsss"
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Old Jun 12, 2001 | 11:57 AM
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I get asked quite often for rides by girls. I would be scared Sh##less to ride on the back of a bike! I have a buddy who keeps up with me quite well and always has his wife with him! I guess anyone who can bear children has a lot more guts than us guys...

I know what you mean about looks, I fell out of the top of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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Old Jun 12, 2001 | 04:35 PM
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I know what you mean about looks, I fell out of the top of an ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
lol!!! : ) "haaa haaaah!" (Nelson from Simpson's)

j/k hehe that's a good one

No one looks that great with helmet hair. My girlfriend wants me to grow my short manageable perfectly cute hair longer...read: bad bad bad helmet hair..........
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Old Jun 12, 2001 | 04:44 PM
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Helmet hair????

The trick is to get your hair cut just short enough that it sticks out bad. Porkypine stylin!

Then when your helmet mashes everything down, you look "normal".

Stay tuned for more fashion secrets.
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Old Jun 12, 2001 | 09:46 PM
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lol! : )

Good tip.

Else you can just die it a bright color which draws attention away from your newly shaped helmet like hair!


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Old Jun 13, 2001 | 12:26 PM
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why fight nature, shave it all off and beat male pattern baldness to the punch.

J

BTW I did have my hair blue, then green, then blond before I just shaved it all off. Now I just keep it clipped and watch it all fall out. But with the helmet on no one knows!
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Old Jun 13, 2001 | 01:30 PM
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why fight nature, shave it all off and beat male pattern baldness to the punch.
I tried that and now I'm even uglier and my helmet is loose! You owe me 600.00 for a new RX7.
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Old Jun 13, 2001 | 03:40 PM
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Sadly, it is true.....we do "dig" bikes. It might be the fact that at one time or another most women will explore their "bad girl" side and they think they might find that side of them by dating a guy with a bike. I'm not even sure why we think this way.
Or...it could be that men just look so damn sexy with a good looking machine between their legs.


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Old Jun 13, 2001 | 04:49 PM
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Or...it could be that men just look so damn sexy with a good looking machine between their legs.
*mental note to self: must by biggest baddest fastest shiniest bike a.s.a.p*

What if I hung my professional culinary stainless steel blender between my legs? *fixes eyebrows* Awww yeahhhh babbbby... : p

*thinks*

Blades...spinning..."the boys" hrmmm...bad combo.




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Old Jun 13, 2001 | 04:52 PM
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why fight nature, shave it all off and beat male pattern baldness to the punch.

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"huh huhu huhu...take THAT baldness...I got you gOOOOd!"

hehe

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Old Jun 13, 2001 | 06:17 PM
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Or...it could be that men just look so damn sexy with a good looking machine between their legs.

*mental note to self: must by biggest baddest fastest shiniest bike a.s.a.p*

What if I hung my professional culinary stainless steel blender between my legs? *fixes eyebrows* Awww yeahhhh babbbby... : p

*thinks*

Blades...spinning..."the boys" hrmmm...bad combo.


Here's what's between my legs baaaaby!
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Old Jun 13, 2001 | 09:40 PM
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I'd love to get a ride on a bike. I guess it's the fear and danger of it that makes it so appealing to us; like Uberbaby mentioned, it's sorta like getting in touch with our "bad girl" side.
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Old Jun 13, 2001 | 09:50 PM
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Now who in their right mind would pay 600 for a RR4. I got my Edwards through a connection for under 400!

Oh ok fine, I feel so bad that I will get that right out to you. Just think though, now you won't have to buy a new helmet when it won't grow back!
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Old Jun 14, 2001 | 07:37 AM
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Now who in their right mind would pay 600 for a RR4. I got my Edwards through a connection for under 400!

Oh ok fine, I feel so bad that I will get that right out to you. Just think though, now you won't have to buy a new helmet when it won't grow back!
Ok, never mind the 600.00, I guess it is unfair to ask list and then spend the extra on more hair cuts! Just have the 7.5" Edwards sent out Fedex please.
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Old Jun 14, 2001 | 08:05 AM
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I'd love to get a ride on a bike. I guess it's the fear and danger of it that makes it so appealing to us; like Uberbaby mentioned, it's sorta like getting in touch with our "bad girl" side.
Would you ride without a helmet? I've been asked but no helmet, no ride. Maybe I need to by a small spare, but until a GF apears, it's not a priority.

Sadly, the local sales guy told me that guys will go in and buy the most expensive gear for themselves and then by the cheapest helmet for their GF/Wife. Depressing...

I think women who ride are extremely sexy too! It's very uncommon for me to see them though and they're usually on Harleys around here.
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Old Jun 14, 2001 | 08:32 AM
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Sadly, the local sales guy told me that guys will go in and buy the most expensive gear for themselves and then by the cheapest helmet for their GF/Wife. Depressing...
Eh?? Well, I spent more TOTAL on my helmet (Shoei RFR + airbrushing) than I did for my girl's helmet (HJC Starchecker), but if you don't count the airbrushing, then her's was more expensive.

BUT, if both of them are DOT and Snell certified, then it's ok. The extra cost (for the top of the line stuff from Arai or Shoei) is for the paint-job/extra comfort padding. I had my gf try out the helmet before I bought it, and she loved it. I'll have to post up some pics one day...see what you guys/gals think of the airbrushing.

I dunno about the other gear, though. I don't think my gf wants to look like a power ranger.


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Old Jun 14, 2001 | 09:46 AM
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My boyfriend has the same bike - its one of the sexiest bikes I have ever seen.
Is the R yours too?
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Old Jun 14, 2001 | 10:17 AM
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Uhhh, I wouldn't exactly agree that all helmets that pass DOT or Snell are worth wearing. I admit that I got the RX7 for myself and a Quantum for my wife, but there is no way that I would put a cheap helmet on her.

The extra cost on the Arai has a lot to do with the name, but then again every review I have read says that they are the best, expensive, but the best. I just can't justify saving a hundred dollars on a helmet that may protect me from becoming a vegetable the rest of my life.
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Old Jun 15, 2001 | 07:44 AM
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My boyfriend has the same bike - its one of the sexiest bikes I have ever seen.
He's a lucky guy. (Thanks. )
Is the R yours too?
Yes it's all mine! Mooooooaaaaahhh! The bike gets a bit more of my attention now. I still have'nt even broken in the R.
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Old Jun 15, 2001 | 08:13 AM
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Mine is Titanium colored... and my R is white...

Want to go out sometime?

Chicks that dig bikes are ok by my Ms. Uberbaby...
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Old Jun 15, 2001 | 09:01 AM
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Hmmmmmm..........I'm not sure my boyfriend would like that....but then again, he is pretty open minded.

So, you say you have a bike and a type R huh? Prove it......
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Old Jun 15, 2001 | 09:54 AM
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The photo point links are coming up broken...

Probably something askew....

Any other picture posting suggestions?
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Old Jun 15, 2001 | 10:10 AM
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Yeah.....I have an idea - if you want it done right, get your girlfriend to do it for you!
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Old Jun 15, 2001 | 10:23 AM
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Yeah.....I have an idea - if you want it done right, get your girlfriend to do it for you!
Are you two married? (2ffast)
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