And the numbers are wicked. They went through and re-designed the whole chirp-sensing circuit using the same technology that is found in the acoustic resonance listening devices used by the CIA. What this does is allows the grip modulator hardware/software to more accurately control the static load variance. Of course all the standard features are there such as the hydraulic actuation valves using unobtanium pintles and the anti-backflow and overload circuitry. Another neat feature of the model IX v. 3.0.5c is the trick IndiGlo back lighting and a new better designed interface.

Bottom line - More chirp for your buck! This is perfection made even better!

 

Psssss... it's AGSM. Anti-Grip Static Modulator, 'member? Must be that Banff high altitude catching up to you, we'll let this slide just once

 

Duz dIs meEn dAt I'l be abLe 2 git rubbA in fift now? That is SOO tIIIIIte, yO!!!

(Some of us have WAYYYY too much free time at work!!)

 

Does it work like a limited slip so I can chirp BOTH front tires? How about the back? Despite the fact I have a fwd car, will I be able to chirp the rear tires as well?

 

what about if my awd only kicks in at 30 mph and above , also will it work in conjunction with my flame throwers on the exhaust?

 

Matt, if tuned properly... You will have such mad skillz you will be able to chirp your SPARE tire!

 

Holy chit! I didn't even consider my spare. That's brilliant!!

 

I may wait for version 3.0.5d. I heard that one has a slave unit so I can chirp the tires on my daily driver as it sits in the garage.

 

This is the one with the titanium fibre blend muffler bearings right!? DO I SMELL GROUP BUY??!!

 

Man I've been waiting many months for the new ASGM model! Cool! But does it have the port for the much hyped up "Bernt Rubbahz" (TM) fragrance discharger cartridge (really a repackage Wizurd freshener modded to automotive quality specs I believe...) from A.P.C. (Automotive Performance Chirpers)? 'Cause hearing the chirpin' is fun, but the scent of chirpin' is heaven! The Chirp on Demand (COD) aka InstaChirp (TM) feature is cool too - a NAAWS type button is installed in the center console, and when you arm it and then press the button...viola! Instant Chirping from the tires! I think it does require NAAWS hookup to the COD port with the A.P.C. freewheeling clutch type brake rotors to function though. It's also compatible with the new RAMDIC module - see the last paragraph. I think the part numbers for the rotor conversion is APC-FCTB-0012...but don't quote me on this.

I do know for a fact that the ASGM IX Ver. 3.0.5C does now have the tire simulator built in which is really cool. You input what tire you would like to simulate, say a Red BFG Scorcher, and you get a digitally recreated chirp that's output through your car's speaker system. And I've heard you can hear the differences between the Yellow and Blue BFG Scorchers too...it's that good! Saves you money actually so you can buy the highest chirp level rated tire you can afford and be confident of the new level of chirping you will be able to achieve. Might come in handy for autocrossing too...cause the better you can chirp the quicker you can be around the course... It's a proven self-dillusional fact!

MaddMAtt, don't worry about the rear chirping problem, a plug in module is available to convert many import cars to AWC monsters! What I don't understand is why the new RAMDIC (RWD Addon Mechanical-Differentiluxator Integrated Chirp) plug in module isn't out for Integras yet...I mean come on, everyone knows that an AWC Integra can't be beat!

-Vracer111 who can't believe how fast the technology of Chirp modules has progressed during the last year!


[Modified by Vracer111, 12:51 PM 3/21/2002]

 

WARNING!!!! Some early production kits were shipped with pinned unobtainium pintles instead of splined pintles. THESE KITS SHOULD BE RETURNED TO THE MANUFACTURER IMMEDIATELY!! If the kit has already been installed, do not, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES, attempt to chirp until it has been removed. The pinned pintles have been found to vary the tone modulation of the chirps to emulate the melodies of various NSYNC songs. 23 occurrances of death by total embarrasment have been reported to NHTSA.

The manufacturer will provide a replacement kit with the splined pintles at no cost, and pay all shipping.

 

Jerry - That recall was for v. 3.0.5b. It was fixed in the 3.0.5c model.

 

True, but there's still a lot of old stock out there, and less-than-scrupulous folks upgrading to the .5c model might peddle a dangerous unrepaired .5b they're replacing.

When it comes to possible NSYNC chirping, you can't be too careful. I just want to make sure that people coming late to the chirping scene know about this problem.

 

You guys are going to be the death of me. Seriously... LOL

 

Holy Shizzle Batman!!!! ASGM IX v. 4.0c V-spec is here, with Wesson injection!!!!! Time to bring out the Daewoos and Daihatsus!

[I'm bored at work and remembered laughing my *** off when this came out.]