I am in a bit of a jam here. I have a stripped Integra in my garage. My house is on a hill so the garage is at the bottom of a slope. A tow truck is unable to go down there to pick it up. Im not sure how i can get rid of this car!! The car has no suspension at all so i am unable to roll it out. Any ideas??

 

Leave it there, it will make a nice home for all of nature's creatures
just kidding
really, you should call up a few different tow truck companies to see what they suggest. Perhaps there is one with a flat bed that has a long whatchamacallit that can hitch to your chassis and just pull it out far enough to the point the truck can flatbed it..........hope you don't have a nice driveway/ or grass.
Good luck

 

you could get a crane of some sort... but then again thats drastic... sorry

 

Definitely call more places up.

Some tow companies are VERY resourceful. Eventually one will be able to get to your car. Keep calling around.

 

why don't you just chop it up into lilttle pieces?