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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 04:19 AM
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Default holy **** ...please some one help me!!! last night..

last night was 4-20 right so yea i got blazed off my *** but like while i was getting fucked up.... my mom calls me and gos GET UR *** HOME....so anyways im on the highway and ****...and i go to hit my brakes !!!! NOOOOO BRAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!So i ******* gget off the 1st ex...and still no brakes so i slam the ******* E-brake...CAR stops but hits a ******* sidewalk!! i ******* call my dad go to my dads house almost ******* crying cuz i almost died and ****....he gets in the car to see whats up and BRAKES!! ARE BACK!!! wtf....so i duno if he could tell i was fucked up or what not...so i tell him "i swear to god i had no brakes " he gives me this look like im crazy and ****...So i get back in the car to go to my house...and i start to hear this sound... tink tink tink tink...****!!!....So i pull up to my grandmothers house whos only like 10 blocks away from mine.... So i get out the car to see whats up...NOTHING is wrong!!... ****!!...my grandmother comes out the house to see whats up....I look at my grandma and BOOM!! she knows im ******* rocked...orlando why are ur eyes so red?..."grandma my buddys smoke the cigs and it hurts my eyes"////she gos hummmmhummm So **** i get in the car go home...i pull in the drive way....Get out to look if i fucked up my bumper and **** nothing looks wrong but it was like 1am and **** by that time...so i couldnt really see anything....when i got out the car my cell phonewas on my lap...that **** broke when i got out cuz i forgot where it was.....SO......

my question is..... WHAT HAPPEN TO MY BRAKES>>> was i really so stoned that i had brakes the whole time? or am i right that i ******* had brakes... what can i check on my car to tell me if i ******* dont have brakes....

please some one help me..
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 04:23 AM
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I think someone is still stoned...

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Coupe94EX &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">what can i check on my car to tell me if i ******* dont have brakes....
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Point your car at a wall, drive really fast towards it, try using your brakes. Also a good test for airbags, but I suggest if you are going to do it stoned just disable them.


Modified by Milano_EH3 at 8:35 AM 4/21/2004
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 04:25 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Coupe94EX &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">last night was 4-20 right so yea i got blazed off my *** but like while i was getting fucked up.... my mom calls me and gos GET UR *** HOME....so anyways im on the highway and ****...and i go to hit my brakes !!!! NOOOOO BRAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!So i ******* gget off the 1st ex...and still no brakes so i slam the ******* E-brake...CAR stops but hits a ******* sidewalk!! i ******* call my dad go to my dads house almost ******* crying cuz i almost died and ****....he gets in the car to see whats up and BRAKES!! ARE BACK!!! wtf....so i duno if he could tell i was fucked up or what not...so i tell him "i swear to god i had no brakes " he gives me this look like im crazy and ****...So i get back in the car to go to my house...and i start to hear this sound... tink tink tink tink...****!!!....So i pull up to my grandmothers house whos only like 10 blocks away from mine.... So i get out the car to see whats up...NOTHING is wrong!!... ****!!...my grandmother comes out the house to see whats up....I look at my grandma and BOOM!! she knows im ******* rocked...orlando why are ur eyes so red?..."grandma my buddys smoke the cigs and it hurts my eyes"////she gos hummmmhummm So **** i get in the car go home...i pull in the drive way....Get out to look if i fucked up my bumper and **** nothing looks wrong but it was like 1am and **** by that time...so i couldnt really see anything....when i got out the car my cell phonewas on my lap...that **** broke when i got out cuz i forgot where it was.....SO......

my question is..... WHAT HAPPEN TO MY BRAKES&gt;&gt;&gt; was i really so stoned that i had brakes the whole time? or am i right that i ******* had brakes... what can i check on my car to tell me if i ******* dont have brakes....

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kids, let this be a lesson to you: don't smoke pot. this is what will happen to your brain.

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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 04:30 AM
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next time stop trying to slow down with the clutch pedal....
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 04:32 AM
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Yeah... First, I would like to say you're an idiot for driving stoned like that. Tell your mom that you're really not in a condition to drive, and you'll have a friend drive you home, whatever, but be a man about it.

Second, do you drive stick? Were you perhaps so stoned that you were actually pushing in the clutch instead of brakes?

Third, maybe you've got air in the brake lines. Did you try pumping the brakes while this happened, or did you just pretty much panic?
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 04:35 AM
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damn man..

I think you were so high you starting tripping out and imagining things.

You probally had brakes the whole time,but you were just too high, lol

Sounds like you messed something up on your suspension..start looking...

Btw- Next time someone asked you about your eyes... ''Are my eyes really red?'' ''I didnt get any sleep last night''

Thats a quick fix



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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 04:38 AM
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^^ ill take note of that

2ed......i had on flip flops...could that have? i duno


dude i go back out today and i still feel as if i have no brakes.... i duno.... I been driveing my moms truck for a whole year and last night after one year i drive my car... so could it just be ...because its the change and ****

PS: i did some drifting last night 2 but that couldnt have done anything right?...&lt;--befor i got high
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 04:40 AM
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The sad part is...I don't think this is a joke.
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 04:42 AM
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dude im for real this **** happen ...

And no cluch.... so yea i have auto
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 04:45 AM
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MAN you got ripped!

You must not have a very high tolerance to dope... that's my hypothesis.

don't be out there driving fucked on weed, man. if you can't handle yourself, at least don't drive.

this message is not meant for the rest of you that can handle yourselves on any drug of your choice... ****, i got no problem being on the road with people on acid, crack, meth... whatever the **** you like... just don't bitch out and run to granny like this ************ (no offence.)
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 04:47 AM
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This is another classic honda-tech thread....

This is what you need to do...:

Buy a couple bottles of visine and have it always in your car, house, etc...

when deciding you have to smoke..... stay the **** away from your car.....

take your car to a mechanic because at this point, I am not sure how tech oriented you are...
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 04:48 AM
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Your mother should have swallowed you.
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 04:51 AM
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^^^ ***.... that was just gay really and not funnny

dude so could i check like anything? i looked under just now under the car that is...and nothing is hanging or fucked up so thats all good there.....


but what about the brakes...what can i check for on the brakes.?
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 04:51 AM
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same thing happened to me, I bet your floor mat slid up under your brake peddle. I almost died cause of that ****. had to pull into oncoming traffic and use the ebrake. turns out it was the floor mat the whole time.

either that or your car hates you for not giving it a manual swap.

50/50 one or the other.
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 04:58 AM
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My car hates me for being auto lol.....very true...


but u got to work with what u got...and my *** dont have money so its staying that way for a bit
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 05:01 AM
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I'm willing to bet this is just "Darwinism," and he managed to escape it this time around. Soon enough it will catch up to you though. So, good luck in your future endeavors, and please don't take any of the rational members of society out with you.

Normally I would actually try to provide some useful information, but this kid is just rubbing me the wrong way.
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 05:03 AM
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cocaines a helluva drug
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 05:07 AM
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I'm Rick James BITCH!
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 05:12 AM
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Hmm...I never have a problem with my brakes when I'm stoned. Check your fluids and ****. Have you recently done something to the brakes? Sounds like air in the lines to me.
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 05:18 AM
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you were probably stepping on the clutch. stoned noob
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 05:22 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by swatdog &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">you were probably stepping on the clutch. stoned noob</TD></TR></TABLE>

It's an auto
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 05:30 AM
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in before the block..

your retarded *** was stoned off your *** and you could not drive.. havent you seen the commercials on tv??? dont risk your life as well as others under the influence of anything..
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 05:39 AM
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IF you want to check if your brakes are still in good condition. Then put you car on jack stands and pull the wheels out and check if there are any leaks or anything disconnected. Check to see if lines are kinked. Check out your brake pads. If all that check out okay then you must have been smoking sum mad weed foo and probably tripping yourself out. That's the only explanation i can give you that is logical.
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 05:44 AM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Coupe94EX &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
PS: i did some drifting last night 2 but that couldnt have done anything right?...&lt;--befor i got high</TD></TR></TABLE>

drifting in an auto civic?
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Old Apr 21, 2004 | 05:48 AM
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What a ***.
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