They busted through the garage door and went on a killing rampage through the neighbourh00d. Bunch of squirells were taken advantage of, and some yards will never be the same....I heard this from a friend of a long lost cousin who got entagled in a grapevine.

 

*ecstasuprav70,000,000dead*

 

A friend of my brothers ex-girlfriend told me that Bin Laden is hiding in a V710. This is probably true since my third cousin ate dinner with my brothers ex girlfriend once and he did an autocross a couple of years ago.

I think we should blow them all up.

 

I heard the same thing...except they also saw Ferris pass out at 31 Flavors last night...

<- patiently waiting for his new Kumhos...

 

My sister's best friend's cousin's former college roommate's ex-husband's daughter's boyfriend's uncle's friend's nephew said they blew up in his garage just sitting there and took out the water heater and a perfectly good set of Ecsta Supra street tires. Man these things are trouble. Kumho is replacing the water damaged floors, water heater and 3 of the 4 street tires - said the 4th was just rebadged SM compound.

 

I've heard of Falken Azenis' blowing up when they touch water, but this is just too weird to be accepted as real!

 

My friend's, proctologists, sisters, gimp. Is a scientist for the ACCS and he told me the reason for the 710's blowing up it that they are made up from 1 layer of animatter on the outside for grip and a layer of matter on the inside for air contact, between them is a flux made of Soya and the soya has a protine that breaks down in the sun...making the aint mater and matter combine for resultant of zero substance..which is why the treat is missing.

just a rumor tho,


Modified by B HATCH at 4:27 PM 4/8/2004

 

most proctologists can spell though...at least the simple words

-kettle

 

I just read in the New England Journal of Medicine there may be a link between use of V710s and cancer...

 

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...of the sphinxter

 

The Surgeon General has now started issuing a warning label for all R-Compound due to V710s failing to be stamped ont he side next to the DOT stamp...

"Caution, may cause accellerated heart rate, euphoria and make right foot seem heavier."

 

Great thread! I'd try to add to it, but I'd only embarass myself.

 

I heard from a guy that the SCCA rules board is going to require replacement of the V710s every 2 weeks, regardless if they've been raced on or not.

 

I just got off the phone with a guy who knows Steve Johnson's realtor's shoe shine guy. HE said that the SCCA is running for the NHTSA's BOD and that they would lift speed limits everywhere, require 5 point harnesses without roll bars, and put a set of Kumho's in every garage.
Then they would steal the first born of every household, burn their bibles, steal the chickens, kick the dogs, knock over their mailboxes, and turf their lawn on their way out. Then the Kumho's, being the ticking time bombs that they are would explode, levelling your house, and killing your homeowners insurance agent in the process.

I love this board sometimes.

 

my best friends sister's brother's girfriend heard from this guy who knows this kid who say ferris pass out at 31 flavors last night after seeing what happend to his 710. i guess its pritty serious.

-samone

 

I feel so left out, I don't know any rumours and I don't think I even have any uncle's brother's cousins... oh I guess that would be me.

I have some old victoracers... maybe I can cord them, stamp v710 on them, and send em back... think they'll takem? ... and I'll have my ex-step-father's new girlfriend's tank instructor's grandfather's former pool-boy send them through UPS. I figure my chances of actually getting tires back are like 1 in a million-trillion... but there's still a chance. 8)

 

Man, you guys are so off base. I heard from my hooker's brother's third cousin that the V710's were actually intended for NASA, but that the orders got mixed up. The The Mars Probes are now rolling around on a rebadged set of AS303's that Kuhmo made for us! I think he's right, too, since he also told me he knew where the Roswell bodies are really stored.

Andrew, who's expecing to see .RJ any time now

 

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Andrew, who's expecing to see .RJ any time now</TD></TR></TABLE>
Dude. You KNOW that that's a hoax. We never landed on Mars. It's all a conspiracy.

 

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No, no. We never landed on the Moon. We landed on Mars, trust me. Where do you the new Kumhos are being shipped from?

Andy

 

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No, no. We never landed on the Moon. We landed on Mars, trust me. Where do you the new Kumhos are being shipped from?

Andy
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No, no, no... It's TOYO and they're only WAREHOUSING them there. That's why they have such supply problems.

Well, that's what my dog told me, anyway.

 

Toyo has already signed the spec tire deal for the 2030 OMHC (Olympus Mons Honda Challenge).
They're trying to get a head start, hoping that for once they won't actually run out of tires.

Scott, Kidding (kind of).

 

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dude mars is a hoax. there is no mars. it's just one of those queer tail lights that flew off a bone stock 87 escort gt with the book shelf tied to the rear hatch.....you know...the titanium one that adds 1.5 million horses.....i think it had a set of 710's on it too....that's why the queer tail lights flew off all that mad lateral grip.....at least that's what my brother's mother' dog Cecil told me, i wathced him say it, i wan't there though....live feed from the moon.


Modified by 95dc2 at 3:22 PM 4/8/2004

 

I just want the record to show that Karl Shultz, in fact, did NOT have anything to do with the design or construction of the V710. I know how much you guys like to blame him for stuff like this...

 

no, but that brings a good question: was Karl anywhere near any V710s at CMP?

 

I heard these guys at the Junior College were able to fix the 710 defects by spraying them with a liberal coating of Aqua-net.

I also heard that Kuhmo is selling all the defective tires to the L.A./Orange and Miami/Dade counties to be re-marketed as street-race-only tires for a trial period of one year.