OT: Funniest car vandal revenge story you will EVER hear.
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OT: Funniest car vandal revenge story you will EVER hear.
Ok, this is ganked from forums.somethingawful.com which in turn was ganked from some BMW forum:
Kind of makes you wish you could have caught the little sniveling brats that key your car, or spit on your windows
[Modified by io_burn, 12:05 PM 10/26/2001]
"I was going to buy some new shoes so i parked on a side street and i noticed two young kids on BMX bikes riding around on the other side of the street. *click* i walk away from the car after locking the doors. I looked back at my baby once every 15 feet as i usually do but i notice these kids eyeing my car. Hmmmmm, ok so i keep walking and pretending not to see. Im 1/2 block away as i see those little vultures hover around my car. Im like "oh no you didn't" as i see them squat down to snag my valve stem caps.
I bolt outta nowhere like Oj simpson running for the end zone and one kid takes his bike and runs off and i catch the other one. I was shaking from being so pissed, i took his bike literally and i said get the **** outta here, if you dont get me back my valve stems im taking your bike. He starts balling, saying "noo noo i didnt do it!!!! My dad just bought my bike." I open my trunk as if im going to put it in there and he crys like a newborn baby. I yell at him to go get my valve stem caps if he wants his bike.
1 hour goes by, no valve stem covers, a whining little **** whos crying for his mommy. So after calling the other kids parents who were not cooperating, i called the cops. Cops came filed a report, and chewed the little **** out. There were 3 huge cops, who made the kid sit on the ground as they questioned him. He was scared shitless!!! To make a long story short, his parents came and repaid me for the valve stems and i made a "little" profit if you know what i mean.
The whole time i was teasing the kid telling him hes gonna be in jail and he would'nt stop crying. I took out my camara and took like 10 picts of him and told him "this is for the cover of tomorrow's newspaper"
I bolt outta nowhere like Oj simpson running for the end zone and one kid takes his bike and runs off and i catch the other one. I was shaking from being so pissed, i took his bike literally and i said get the **** outta here, if you dont get me back my valve stems im taking your bike. He starts balling, saying "noo noo i didnt do it!!!! My dad just bought my bike." I open my trunk as if im going to put it in there and he crys like a newborn baby. I yell at him to go get my valve stem caps if he wants his bike.
1 hour goes by, no valve stem covers, a whining little **** whos crying for his mommy. So after calling the other kids parents who were not cooperating, i called the cops. Cops came filed a report, and chewed the little **** out. There were 3 huge cops, who made the kid sit on the ground as they questioned him. He was scared shitless!!! To make a long story short, his parents came and repaid me for the valve stems and i made a "little" profit if you know what i mean.
The whole time i was teasing the kid telling him hes gonna be in jail and he would'nt stop crying. I took out my camara and took like 10 picts of him and told him "this is for the cover of tomorrow's newspaper"
Kind of makes you wish you could have caught the little sniveling brats that key your car, or spit on your windows
[Modified by io_burn, 12:05 PM 10/26/2001]
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Re: OT: Funniest car vandal revenge story you will EVER hear. (io_burn)
Aaaaahahahaha that kid's like 8! what the funk does he want valve stem caps for??? that's funny as hell though
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Re: OT: Funniest car vandal revenge story you will EVER hear. (MrBite)
Aaaaahahahaha that kid's like 8! what the funk does he want valve stem caps for??? that's funny as hell though
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Re: OT: Funniest car vandal revenge story you will EVER hear. (civicnightracer)
That was mean! LoL...but totally hilarious...definitely in the HT bests!
ROTFLMAO...kids will be kids...I remember putting metal valve stem caps on my BMX!
ROTFLMAO...kids will be kids...I remember putting metal valve stem caps on my BMX!
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Re: OT: Funniest car vandal revenge story you will EVER hear. (civicnightracer)
I had a similar expirence:
I had a 240SX parked in my Condo complex about 20 spaces over from my Wifes Civic. We were loading our daughter and warming up the car. While in regular conversation I look towards the 240 and see 2 kids on bikes...they ride by and circle back. I see one of them slip between the 240 and another beside it. At this time my wife is still talking away, and I'm focused on these kids...right in mid sentence I drop it in "D" and punch it! As I pull up on the kids (I though they were admiring my 16" chrome Amtechs!!) I ask the kid (not knowing exactly what they were doing), " Hey, you like that car?", he replies, "NO! I just like the 'chromies'!!"
As his friends split, I look down and see his intent and exactly what "chromies" were...this little punk was taking MY caps!!! I say, "maybe you shuold put those back" as I say this I immediately jump out of the car... the little punk kid says, "Why, is this your car!??" I said, "Yup" and the look on his face!! Classic!
I had a 240SX parked in my Condo complex about 20 spaces over from my Wifes Civic. We were loading our daughter and warming up the car. While in regular conversation I look towards the 240 and see 2 kids on bikes...they ride by and circle back. I see one of them slip between the 240 and another beside it. At this time my wife is still talking away, and I'm focused on these kids...right in mid sentence I drop it in "D" and punch it! As I pull up on the kids (I though they were admiring my 16" chrome Amtechs!!) I ask the kid (not knowing exactly what they were doing), " Hey, you like that car?", he replies, "NO! I just like the 'chromies'!!"
As his friends split, I look down and see his intent and exactly what "chromies" were...this little punk was taking MY caps!!! I say, "maybe you shuold put those back" as I say this I immediately jump out of the car... the little punk kid says, "Why, is this your car!??" I said, "Yup" and the look on his face!! Classic!
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Re: OT: Funniest car vandal revenge story you will EVER hear. (io_burn)
hahhaha...mean but hella funny.....Oh well get them while they're young..today valve covers tomorrow the rest of the BMW.
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Re: OT: Funniest car vandal revenge story you will EVER hear. (yoshi234)
OMG, this is the funniest chit i've ever heard!!
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Re: OT: Funniest car vandal revenge story you will EVER hear. (io_burn)
Oh god that is great! I caught a kid once when I was working out in Yucca Valley and I was in a 2 story building on the 2nd floor. I worked right next to the window and could always see my car. Some highschool kids walk through the back alley to go home and one day one decided to spit a big lugie on my front windshield. I instanly almost blew my top and ran down there as quick as I could. I got out there and yelled for him and his 2 friends took off running. But he was like a deer caught in the headlights. I grabbed his *** by the back of the neck and dragged him back to my car and proceded to chew him a new one. I then made him take off his shirt and wipe it up. Then told him that I better not see him or his friends touch any of the cars in our parking lot. Then the best part. I told him to open his mouth and close his eyes. He did it after the second time I asked and a little more pressure to the back of the neck. Then I spit a good ol winter lugie right into the back of his throat and asked him how he liked it!
