***MA$E sucks @ TUNING!!!! Blew my buddy's motor!***

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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 08:21 PM
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Well here is the story:

Me and my buddy from S. FL take a ride up to Gainsville to chill and get tuned, by the imfamous MASE. From the response we heard from Honda-tech and few other places, we were quite impressed and pleased with the work he did. So we decided to give him a try, price was very fair and he seemed like a cool dude. But anyways, we set up to tune and so on. Everything was going perfect...

A problem arised. We were driving, while the car was being tuned and hopped on highway. So we do a 3rd to 4th pull and everything is go. While going into 4th, something happened. No idea what happened, so we got off an exit and pulled into a Gas station. Check the checklight, had a few of them. 2 of 3 were figured and 3rd 1 was a code for fuel injectors. Somewhere around the 4th gear pull, i guess something happened and the injectors fwaked up and it was like the car was gunna die out. It could have also been with Mase's tuning. He said he was doing something with the fuel maps. Weird thing was we drove it back to his place.

When we got back, he wanted to do a compression check. That was done, my buddy was cranking the car and 3 of 4 were good. 4th cylinder was at like 120...yeah, low. So Mase here, tells my buddy a few things happened could have happened and explains everything to him. Gave him 3 reasons...1) pistons rings, 2) ringlets, and 3) some other ****.

So my buddy sits down and starts to think it over. Hes saying to himself, "Damn, I don't wanna waste anymore money" and started to think it over about what to do once he got back down south. So Mase keeps on answering his questions and so on...he still confused and dazed that something like this happened. Thinking to himself about having to drive back up to get it retuned and so on.

All of a sudden Mase breaks out and says "April fools." I started to laugh my *** of at him. He was still confused, I had to say that Mase was fwakin with his head. Mase had told me to play along with him, so I did. I tried not to laugh, so I would occasionally walk away and try to play it off.


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MASE IS A GREAT TUNER!!! CAUZ HE GOOD, I MEAN GREAT AT HIS WORK!

Very cool dude, great attitude and easy to work with. In fact, I'm bring my car up to him for tuning. I WAS going to take it to SS, but changed my mind. As for the car it pulls crazy hard!!! Even he was impressed with it. Me...i was shocked...it pulled and kept pulling.

So if anyone planning to tune with Mase I give it a for him. See you when I see you Mase!
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 08:28 PM
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Dude that **** is sooo funny...bwhahahahaha
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 08:29 PM
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April fools was yesterday.
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 08:31 PM
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good one becuase i was getting ready to rack that ***. up........Good april fools joke. That's stifler fo yo ***!
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 08:32 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Mpir3 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">April fools was yesterday.</TD></TR></TABLE>

I still have mins. left and why does it have to be one day. It's still april!
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 08:32 PM
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I was impressed by the way he was telling us stuff about tuning and ****. VERY EDUCATED about tuning.
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 08:33 PM
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dammm u got me!! And your 22 minutes late its April2 now
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 08:34 PM
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Mase deserves a free setup from mrbling.com for that one...sweeeet!
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 08:34 PM
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Hahaha you fooled me! I though the whole post was going to be a joke, but it was all true until Mase said "April Fools!"
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 08:35 PM
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haha, whats funny is all 'dem haters' are gonna see this thread title and start laughing, then open it to see its a joke

but any how yeah i was still laughing about that even tonight...

**** was funny, thats what you get for not putting those clips on your injectors!!!!

anyways, i loved the car, made me miss my teg, but you guys will have to come back up and actually hang out, instead of watch me tune in my 10 year old clothes haha.

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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 08:35 PM
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u got me too, from what i read and heard mase is a great tuner

glad it was just a april fools joke
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 08:42 PM
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rofl wow that had me going there sooo nicely while im thinking to myself.. no way... haha good one!
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 08:50 PM
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ROFL
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 08:53 PM
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omg buwhahaha. thats a good one
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 08:57 PM
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Yep, Mase got me really good. lol. I was worrying for like five mins. Drove four hours and have this happen to me. Good thing it was April's fool because I was ready to build my motor, lol.
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 08:58 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by Mase &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">
anyways, i loved the car, made me miss my teg, but you guys will have to come back up and actually hang out, instead of watch me tune in my 10 year old clothes haha.

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ahahaha...this guy is funny as hell in person
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 09:07 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by bluep3 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">

ahahaha...this guy is funny as hell in person</TD></TR></TABLE>

****, i was lazy today, im more entertaining when i have a few beers in me....
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 09:10 PM
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nice webpage. maybe we can hit up a few beers...AFTER u tune my car. lol
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 09:11 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by bluep3 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">nice webpage. maybe we can hit up a few beers...AFTER u tune my car. lol</TD></TR></TABLE>

yeah dude, i paid extra for that tach....

dude its more fun having a few beers, while driving and tuning on the lap top all at the same time....

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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 09:13 PM
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I knew he should of called his tuning services Motor Maserix
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 09:16 PM
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Yeah, maybe he can tune... but he sucks at programming C++.
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 09:17 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by turbozxi &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">I knew he should of called his tuning services Motor Maserix </TD></TR></TABLE>

and I shall call you, Biggest Pile of dried up Jizz on HT
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 09:19 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by nerdish &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">Yeah, maybe he can tune... but he sucks at programming C++. </TD></TR></TABLE>

dude, u suck! this guy is awsome, if he wasn't do u think i would drive 4 long hours for him to tune and then treat him to some beers?!
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 09:20 PM
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oh no, trust me, i suck at C++ programming, its the worst class ever....
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Old Apr 1, 2004 | 09:53 PM
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<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by bluep3 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">nice webpage.</TD></TR></TABLE>

that webpage is awesome
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