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Old Oct 23, 2001 | 09:10 PM
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Default Ahh ****...my licence plate upset a Type R driver....

Oh well...had to hand him his *** anyway

I out for a little night cruise tonight and I see a Yeloow ITR heading the other way...so I flip a quick bitch
I catch up, pass and get in front of him. I wasnt sure if he was going to bite...so I get in the left turn lane to head home...and to my delight he follows.
I get on it out of the corner and he does teh same..but I let off as I see a red light is coming up.

"Whats F VTEC?" he asks
I look over and say " **** VTEC" Hahaha...his face almost dropped...it was sweet!
He says.."Yea ok...lets go from the light!"

It was sad...truely sad. We both launched..I did it beautifully..while he sat there and spun. I let off a little to at least let him catch up somewhat...then floored it.
Left his *** in the grass...around 2 cars by 80 MPH
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Old Oct 23, 2001 | 09:13 PM
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Nice kill
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Old Oct 23, 2001 | 09:17 PM
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Haha! I bet you confused the heck out of him!
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Old Oct 23, 2001 | 09:42 PM
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He probably didn't know what to think. I bet he thought your car was "btl-fed" (bottle fed)
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Old Oct 23, 2001 | 09:46 PM
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Hell yeh man that gets me juiced. F vtec!
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Old Oct 23, 2001 | 10:13 PM
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LOL...

Yea everyone thinks I have NOS! It sucks!
I should get a plate that says "ALLMOTR"

I might get a simple stiocker on the rear windshield that says "All Motor non VTEC"
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Old Oct 24, 2001 | 05:56 AM
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Type R owers are hilarious! They think they're the ****, until they get their asses handed to by someone else.
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Old Oct 24, 2001 | 06:02 AM
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we are the ****...especially the turbocharged Jdm R's...yeah baby yeah yeah...v-tec rules!!!
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Old Oct 24, 2001 | 06:02 AM
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I'm with loco on this one...there is NO way you can beat a phoenix yellow ITR....unless you drive a turbo viper or something.
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Old Oct 24, 2001 | 06:15 AM
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LMFAO
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Old Oct 24, 2001 | 06:19 AM
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Default Re: Ahh ****...my licence plate upset a Type R driver.... (FUCATYPR)

Well its a scientific fact that the chemical properties of CW paint make it the ultimate machine to travel at warp 9 in a sub space bubble...people just don't do it because it dangerous to turn on the headlights at speeds beyond the speed of light....tends to set the airbags off
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Old Oct 24, 2001 | 06:25 AM
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Not even. See, my buddy and I did an experiment with his PY ITR. It was all scientific and ****- we wore saftey glasses and lab coats and the whole nine yards... We left his house at 11:37 to go to the store, and got there at 11:49... that's 12 minutes LATER than when we left. This proves that PY ITRs can travel in time.
ROFLMAO!
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Old Oct 24, 2001 | 06:39 AM
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nice kill
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Old Oct 24, 2001 | 06:43 AM
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PLEASE STOP......I'M GETTING CRAMPS.
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Old Oct 24, 2001 | 09:41 AM
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I see your reasoning, but if you take into account that white is ALL the colors, as well as the fact that light travels at 187,000 MPH (light encompasses the entire spectrum, both visible and not visible), it is impossible for a CW ITR to travel at or faster than the speed of light. Why you ask? Quite simple. At that speed, in the frame of reference of an outside observer, the car simply disappears because it shifts to the UV side of the spectrum. In the frame of reference of the car, it's a whole different story. Since it shifts to pure UV, everthing else (in relation to this frame of reference) shifts to the gamma side of the spectrum. If you are able to see UV rays, it is impossible to view gamma rays.

The same thing happens to the black ITR, only opposite, as black is a lack of color.

Then we have the PY ITR. Yellow is smack dab in the middle of the visible light spectrum, and will stay there the whole time. To further prove this, look at JG's car... it's got yellow under the hood, and it's so fast, you don't even see it move. SEE IT! He just ran to the store and back. WHOA! Now he just raced your *** and won. And as a final bit of evidence- all the rice boys cars have yellow **** on 'em. In their frame of reference, they're the fastest cars on the road.

See, everything is relative.



HAHAHAHAHA!! can't stop laughing!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!


btw, i have bright glossy plug wires, do they count?
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Old Oct 24, 2001 | 10:26 AM
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loco your one crazy ****. good stories. its nice to know that my white crx , at certain top speeds can totally disappear due to a simple UV/Gamma shift. AWESOME!


nice kill val!
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Old Oct 24, 2001 | 10:40 AM
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Old Oct 24, 2001 | 11:32 AM
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LOL...

Yea everyone thinks I have NOS! It sucks!
I should get a plate that says "ALLMOTR"

I might get a simple stiocker on the rear windshield that says "All Motor non VTEC"
Just get a custom license plate frame that says "All-Motor".
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Old Oct 24, 2001 | 03:35 PM
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or F NOS F VTEC. guess
that wouldnt fit thought..
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Old Oct 24, 2001 | 09:35 PM
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Okay.... my head hurts.....

Dan
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Old Oct 24, 2001 | 10:00 PM
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This is my personal fav...stolen from Aleph's site:



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Old Oct 24, 2001 | 10:22 PM
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F NOS
Ok, lets not get carried away here.
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Old Oct 25, 2001 | 02:35 AM
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Boy, you didn't get much love on the Type-R forum did you?

Paul

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Old Oct 25, 2001 | 02:40 PM
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Type r drivers often think they are the ****, I own one and learned if you're not on a road coarse then you have no chance! I love my ITR but there are a lot of faster things out there, nice kill! But as soon as I change my distributer fluid, put in my high performance headlight gaskets and replace the exhaust bearings look out!
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Old Oct 26, 2001 | 06:51 AM
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Who moved this thread into this forum???????????????????

WHO?

Will
-who hates when crap pops up in the WRONG location
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