Ahh poop...mah licence plate upset a Type R driver....
Oh well...had to hand him his *** anyway 
I out for a little night cruise tonight and I see a Yeloow ITR heading the other way...so I flip a quick bitch
I catch up, pass and get in front of him. I wasnt sure if he was going to bite...so I get in the left turn lane to head home...and to my delight he follows.
I get on it out of the corner and he does teh same..but I let off as I see a red light is coming up.
"Whats F VTEC?" he asks
I look over and say " **** VTEC" Hahaha...his face almost dropped...it was sweet!
He says.."Yea ok...lets go from the light!"
It was sad...truely sad. We both launched..I did it beautifully..while he sat there and spun. I let off a little to at least let him catch up somewhat...then floored it.
Left his *** in the grass...around 2 cars by 80 MPH

I out for a little night cruise tonight and I see a Yeloow ITR heading the other way...so I flip a quick bitch
I catch up, pass and get in front of him. I wasnt sure if he was going to bite...so I get in the left turn lane to head home...and to my delight he follows.
I get on it out of the corner and he does teh same..but I let off as I see a red light is coming up.
"Whats F VTEC?" he asks
I look over and say " **** VTEC" Hahaha...his face almost dropped...it was sweet!
He says.."Yea ok...lets go from the light!"
It was sad...truely sad. We both launched..I did it beautifully..while he sat there and spun. I let off a little to at least let him catch up somewhat...then floored it.
Left his *** in the grass...around 2 cars by 80 MPH
LOL...
Yea everyone thinks I have NOS! It sucks!
I should get a plate that says "ALLMOTR"
I might get a simple stiocker on the rear windshield that says "All Motor non VTEC"
Yea everyone thinks I have NOS! It sucks!
I should get a plate that says "ALLMOTR"
I might get a simple stiocker on the rear windshield that says "All Motor non VTEC"
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I'm with loco on this one...there is NO way you can beat a phoenix yellow ITR....unless you drive a turbo viper or something.
Well its a scientific fact that the chemical properties of CW paint make it the ultimate machine to travel at warp 9 in a sub space bubble...people just don't do it because it dangerous to turn on the headlights at speeds beyond the speed of light....tends to set the airbags off
Not even. See, my buddy and I did an experiment with his PY ITR. It was all scientific and ****- we wore saftey glasses and lab coats and the whole nine yards... We left his house at 11:37 to go to the store, and got there at 11:49... that's 12 minutes LATER than when we left. This proves that PY ITRs can travel in time.
I see your reasoning, but if you take into account that white is ALL the colors, as well as the fact that light travels at 187,000 MPH (light encompasses the entire spectrum, both visible and not visible), it is impossible for a CW ITR to travel at or faster than the speed of light. Why you ask? Quite simple. At that speed, in the frame of reference of an outside observer, the car simply disappears because it shifts to the UV side of the spectrum. In the frame of reference of the car, it's a whole different story. Since it shifts to pure UV, everthing else (in relation to this frame of reference) shifts to the gamma side of the spectrum. If you are able to see UV rays, it is impossible to view gamma rays.
The same thing happens to the black ITR, only opposite, as black is a lack of color.
Then we have the PY ITR. Yellow is smack dab in the middle of the visible light spectrum, and will stay there the whole time. To further prove this, look at JG's car... it's got yellow under the hood, and it's so fast, you don't even see it move. SEE IT! He just ran to the store and back. WHOA! Now he just raced your *** and won. And as a final bit of evidence- all the rice boys cars have yellow **** on 'em. In their frame of reference, they're the fastest cars on the road.
See, everything is relative.
The same thing happens to the black ITR, only opposite, as black is a lack of color.
Then we have the PY ITR. Yellow is smack dab in the middle of the visible light spectrum, and will stay there the whole time. To further prove this, look at JG's car... it's got yellow under the hood, and it's so fast, you don't even see it move. SEE IT! He just ran to the store and back. WHOA! Now he just raced your *** and won. And as a final bit of evidence- all the rice boys cars have yellow **** on 'em. In their frame of reference, they're the fastest cars on the road.
See, everything is relative.
HAHAHAHAHA!!
can't stop laughing!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! 

btw, i have bright glossy plug wires, do they count?
loco your one crazy ****. good stories. its nice to know that my white crx , at certain top speeds can totally disappear due to a simple UV/Gamma shift. AWESOME!
nice kill val!
nice kill val!
LOL...
Yea everyone thinks I have NOS! It sucks!
I should get a plate that says "ALLMOTR"
I might get a simple stiocker on the rear windshield that says "All Motor non VTEC"
Yea everyone thinks I have NOS! It sucks!
I should get a plate that says "ALLMOTR"
I might get a simple stiocker on the rear windshield that says "All Motor non VTEC"
Type r drivers often think they are the ****, I own one and learned if you're not on a road coarse then you have no chance! I love my ITR but there are a lot of faster things out there, nice kill! But as soon as I change my distributer fluid, put in my high performance headlight gaskets and replace the exhaust bearings look out!





