My motor absolutely sucks. It has bad rings, oil always gets down in the spark plugs, it won't start half the time, after driving hard it won't stay running, it's a mess. I'm getting an h22, so my question is, what would be the funnest way to blow the H23?

 

 

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Anyone have a nitrous kit they wanna loan me

 

awww, don't kill it just for fun SEND IT TO ME!! i could use a block, even if it is trashy

 

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But that isnt as fun...... unless you give me like five hundred thousand dollars for it

 

get a video camera and record the following:

1) put the car on jackstands
2) start the car up, leave it in neutral
3) place cinder block on the gas pedal
4) enjoy

 

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1) put the car on jackstands
2) start the car up, leave it in neutral
3) place cinder block on the gas pedal
4) enjoy</TD></TR></TABLE>

Tempting....

 

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i like his idea, but i wanna see video tape. why not drive it down here to cashville and let me take care of that motor for you. you know i can </TD></TR></TABLE>

chances are it wouldn't make another trip down there

It will be videotaped, and uploaded, don't worry

 

you could always downshift to 1st at 80mph

 

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You're the man Nick.

 

sell me the block and head.

 

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You're the man Nick.</TD></TR></TABLE>

j00 know it

 

do a little test for all of the import world

take your car.. get it in Neutral and grab a bucket of water


measure slowly how far you can submerge teh filter till it hydrolocks...

1- you will answer the stupid, its raining what to do questions

2- you could claim it as hydrolock and possible insuranace claim??

 

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I've done 3rd to 2nd at 80+ I hope you have a good harness to keep you from going through the windshield

 

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lmao, you are indeed the man

 

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insurance fraud
getting caught

 

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insurance fraud
getting caught </TD></TR></TABLE>


claim , fraud

insurance screws you either way!!

 

Hes already done a 3-2 shift at redline and it survived...... accidentally

 

I don't know about you guys...but my car won't allow me to put my car in 1st if it is rolling over 5 mph.

Besides, that would ruin his tranny and possibly his engine mounts

Dude, part the motor out and recoupe some of your money back. There are MANY people who could use the block.

Just my $0.02

 

do the jackstands

 

lol, can't wait till he posts what he does

 

<TABLE WIDTH="90%" CELLSPACING=0 CELLPADDING=0 ALIGN=CENTER><TR><TD>Quote, originally posted by KTeller8 &raquo;</TD></TR><TR><TD CLASS="quote">do a little test for all of the import world

take your car.. get it in Neutral and grab a bucket of water


measure slowly how far you can submerge teh filter till it hydrolocks...

1- you will answer the stupid, its raining what to do questions

2- you could claim it as hydrolock and possible insuranace claim??</TD></TR></TABLE>

Make sure to email your ins. carrier this thread to, as to better incriminate yourself.
Disregard the above fraud idea unless recouping a couple thousand (or less) through an ins. scam is worth your livelihood, and your sexuality (in prison, they don't ask nicely). Also, don't blow the motor up, that's dangerous and wasteful. YOur car's up on block for a while anyway, so part it out, help some other people out, and, as a bonus, make some money.
The reving it in the garage thing sounds not only stupid, but dangerous, especially if you dislodge something and it comes shooting thru the block, if a hose busrts, etc., and that's on top of the fact that it'll probably make a huge ******* mess.
Listen to the more sensible people here... part it out, make some money and, above all, take your time and build your car right (this time around).
Good luck.

 

Jack stands all the way man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! u better post that vid when u do it tho. u should run open headers or sumthin like that when u do it too??

 

You want to blow your motor up nice replace your crankcase breather tube (the one that goes to the intake) and run a tube directly to a bottle of nitrous. Go to the 1/4 track and go moving...open the bottle in 3rd gear. "For those 2 seconds your motor stays alive, you're free "

 

give me the block